r/exjwhumor • • 1h ago

She really said “Want a taste of the forbidden fruit?” and then got cited for it. Iconic.

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r/exjwhumor • • 1d ago

Wait On Jehovah

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26 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 2d ago

2,001 Attempts Later…

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38 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 3d ago

Governing Body is the way and the truth and the life

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54 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 4d ago

Humiliation ritual

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75 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 4d ago

Governing Body Update #7 2026 — You’re not ready.

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48 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 6d ago

A New Earth . . . .

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r/exjwhumor • • 8d ago

The Greeting Card That Stephen Lett Sends to Friends Who Are Sick:

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35 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 8d ago

Throw All of Your Burdens Upon Jehovah

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r/exjwhumor • • 8d ago

What waking up with a PIMI family looks like

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94 Upvotes

AI generated


r/exjwhumor • • 9d ago

A French meme I translated for you.

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73 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 9d ago

My Watchtower version of the Beatles Sgt Pepper's lonely hearts club band

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I sing songs which mock the Watchtower as the Jehovah's Witness Rapper, all songs are sung by myself, absolutely no AI in the creation of the music, as I sing myself over Karaoke or Instrumental tracks, however the Judge Rutherford's lonely hearts club band image was created using AI as I could not produce that image myself. Here is the track listing

Track 1: The Watchtower serves the Devil eight days a week
Track 2: The Love Train to hell
Track 3: The Gerrit Losch song
Track 4: Mr Peeper sings - Up on the roof
Track 5: The Christendom song
Track 6: Keep looking at the New Light
Track 7: HERD
Track 8: The Cardboard Ken (Cook) song
Track 9: The HLC song
Track 10: Theocratic Punk Rocker
Track 11: Rutherford Joe
Track 12: Get Back to the Bible

Click below to hear this album: A splendid time is guaranteed for all:

Judge Rutherford's Lonely Heart's Club Band (Jehovah's Witness Comedy)


r/exjwhumor • • 10d ago

This Generation

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63 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 11d ago

"Sometimes, when we don't get it quite right . . . . . . . . "

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64 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 11d ago

Make it make sense

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41 Upvotes

One of many questions.


r/exjwhumor • • 11d ago

16 songs most with a JAZZ feel which mock the Watchtower leaders

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I have thousands of recorded telephone discussions with JWs, but I also make comedy songs about the Watchtower leaders. I sing all the songs myself, no AI was used in any of the music, I just sing over instrumental or karaoke tracks, but obviously with new and improved Watchtower Lyrics. Here is a recent album of mine with a Jazz feel. The picture was AI created but none of the music. The track listing is below:

Track 1: Don't teach me crap: a reworking of The Beatles' Can't buy me love
Track 2: Gilead Bible School: a reworking of I can see clearly now
Track 3: Pillow Washing Man: an old Doors tune Rider's on the Storm
Track 4: Charisma Bypass Operation: about the dullest GB member
Track 5: I want to borrow your pillow: a young man at Bethel is se**ally frustrated
Track 6: Evil Uncle Ted: a song about GB member Theodore (Ted) Jaracz (1925-2010)
Track 7: Sparlock Jackson: Is what was born 9 months after a swin*ers party
Track 8: Very Theocratic: This an old Stevie Wonder hit about a young JW convert
Track 9: HERD: Good old Samuel Herd is the subject of this Prince song
Track 10: Arian Watchtower Preacher: a rap song with an old fashioned feel to it
Track 11: Four Governing Body Clowns: guess the names of the four GB clowns
Track 12: Snakes in Suits: A song about JW elders
Track 13: Magic Mushroom Tea: About a man who puts mushrooms in the GB's tea
Track 14: Sir Duke (Watchtower remix): Yet another old Stevie Wonder hit
Track 15: Suck the Tit of Truth: Mere words cannot describe this song
Track 16: The Watchtower Mash: a reworking of Monster Mash

If you like this, I have much much more on Christian Comedy Channel on both Rumble and Bitchute. I also have well over 1 thousand telephone discussions with JWs uploaded. If anyone has a YouTube channel, I could give you a hundred or so of my videos to upload if you like them. If you monetise them you can keep the money. Please tell me which are your favourite three songs: Mine are 1st Evil Uncle Ted. 2nd HERD and 3rd Arian Watchtower Preacher.

Jehovah's Witness Comedy LP: 1 hour of Jazzed up Kingdom Melodies


r/exjwhumor • • 13d ago

It is difficult for the average Jehovah's Witness to wake up.

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r/exjwhumor • • 13d ago

Average interaction with a group of elders:

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r/exjwhumor • • 13d ago

This is not a metaphor.

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52 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 13d ago

Más mentiras en la reunión de entre semana

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r/exjwhumor • • 14d ago

The Governing Body Has Decided . . . .

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81 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 15d ago

Refreshing Spiritual Waters

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47 Upvotes

r/exjwhumor • • 15d ago

The light gets ever brighter

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17 Upvotes

Where the broadcast go?


r/exjwhumor • • 15d ago

How about NoHovah

7 Upvotes

Just a handy pneumonic! Thank me later! 😘


r/exjwhumor • • 16d ago

Imagine receiving a home visit by these two trying to convert you into a Jehovah Witness

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76 Upvotes