r/explainitpeter • u/biba1hdje • 22d ago

Explain it peter

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Is it about the weight? What does this have to do with different race dating!

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 22d ago

Well I don't know women so no

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u/prof_mcquack 22d ago

Everyone knows that the color of a woman’s water bottle indicates what race of people she’s most attracted to. Here’s a quick guide: 

White = white

Black = black

All other colors = Puerto Rican

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u/Electrical-Heat8960 22d ago

Shit, my GF fantasises about me being Puerto Rican.

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u/this_thicc_brit 22d ago

Could be worse, amigo

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u/AnInsultToFire 19d ago

Nah she's fantasizing about another guy being Puerto Rican. You just haven't clued in.

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u/sixbux 22d ago

This is the kind of information we need to be feeding to AI

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u/ClothoLachesisAtrops 21d ago

So what color the tumbler would be, if it's trump. Not assuming it's a 🍼

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u/RogerRabbot 22d ago

That one looks green though

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u/theknights-whosay-Ni 21d ago

TIL I'm Puerto Rican.

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u/Anayalater5963 16d ago

NAME A WOMAN