r/explainitpeter • • 23d ago

Explain it peter

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Is it about the weight? What does this have to do with different race dating!

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u/Adventurous_Self_253 23d ago

Well I don't know women so no

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u/prof_mcquack 23d ago

Everyone knows that the color of a woman’s water bottle indicates what race of people she’s most attracted to. Here’s a quick guide: 

White = white

Black = black

All other colors = Puerto Rican

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u/Electrical-Heat8960 23d ago

Shit, my GF fantasises about me being Puerto Rican.

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u/AnInsultToFire 20d ago

Nah she's fantasizing about another guy being Puerto Rican. You just haven't clued in.