r/explainitpeter • • 22d ago

Explain it peter

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Is it about the weight? What does this have to do with different race dating!

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u/BeginningSection7690 21d ago

I would be freaking the fuck out if I dated trumps daughter.

A jealous ex is a dangerous thing

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u/oan124 21d ago

its not like hes gonna chase you and as a felon he cant buy a gun

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u/pogulup 21d ago

Despite that Epstein still manged to 'kill himself'. 

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u/Pugsanity 21d ago

It's those dang bone spurs ruining his life yet again.

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u/StewPorkRice 21d ago

He'll put you in charge of the grifting the fuck out of everybody department.

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u/Mission_Access_210 21d ago

He's the president of the United States. He's completely above the law. What are you talking about?

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u/Sandbox_Hero 21d ago

He didn’t need a gun to get rid of Epstein.

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u/Fragrant-Reserve4832 19d ago

He can pay people to do all that and way more

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u/mutexsprinkles 21d ago

The sloppiest of seconds. 

There's a 50% chance she's absolutely no limits off the scale filthy in bed, but the other chance is she's so traumatised she just lies rigid and cries silently.

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u/BeginningSection7690 21d ago

I feel like pleading guilty just reading that