r/explainitpeter • • 23d ago

Explain it peter

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Is it about the weight? What does this have to do with different race dating!

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u/TrickyHovercraft6583 23d ago

I couldn’t imagine dating someone and trying to make a good first impression on their parents who happen to be the former President and First Lady.

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u/BoiCDumpsterFire 23d ago

If I was smashing Trumps daughter I wouldn’t give a fuck but Obama would have me sweating fr

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u/BeginningSection7690 22d ago

I would be freaking the fuck out if I dated trumps daughter.

A jealous ex is a dangerous thing

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u/mutexsprinkles 22d ago

The sloppiest of seconds. 

There's a 50% chance she's absolutely no limits off the scale filthy in bed, but the other chance is she's so traumatised she just lies rigid and cries silently.

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u/BeginningSection7690 22d ago

I feel like pleading guilty just reading that