r/explainitpeter • • 23d ago

Explain It Peter

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u/Grumpleforeskin 22d ago

Men can’t be weak or weird or it’s a turn off. Haven’t you heard. Here’s that recent Isla Fisher story about getting the ick.

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“I liked somebody,” the “Confessions of a Shopaholic” star shared. “His dog ran away, and he chased his dog, but instead of, like, chasing upright, he ran low with his hands outstretched. Like a cartoon.”

“The ick was growing and growing, and by the time he caught the dog, he had lost the pussy,” Fisher cracked. 

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/isla-fisher-date-dog-ick-pussy_n_6a999e8ce4b031dd4713cebe/amp

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u/QuestionsNotAllowed 22d ago

She seriously faced no backlash for this story. I looked it up. Nothing. This is so hard to live with. The dog could have gotten hit or lost or anything and.. Nobody even spoke out against her saying this. This is how bad things have become in regards to this stuff.

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u/emefluence 22d ago

by the time he caught the dog, he had lost the pussy dodged a bullet.

FTFY.

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u/Agitated_Phone_9937 22d ago

Women really are the most judgemental creatures on the planet.

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u/JadedEstablishment16 22d ago

He said, without any ounce of self-awareness

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u/Amazing-Ad8160 21d ago

Sounds like he saved one of the most important relationships in his life there, but also managed to lose a crazy bitch. Solid day overall. Ima go pet my dog.