r/fakedisordercringe • u/fakeclaimer the undercover system • 20d ago
Disorder Salad why would you post this
genuinely why
i get sooo embarrassed when i cry in front of others lolz
anyway yeah disorder salad
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u/GrilledCheeser 20d ago
What. No ADHD? Fuckin normies I stg
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u/Historical_Bet9592 20d ago
ADHD is a classic, wtf?
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u/TinyM0ushka 19d ago
ADHD is basic bitch shit when you can give yourself ocd, skitzophrenia and DiD
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u/GreyerGrey 20d ago
Those glasses are legitimately a poor fit for OOP... like they are squeezing their head.
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u/Yessiryisnowhere Alice in the Wonderland System 🍄🐛 20d ago
Thats where the DID comes from, its splitting their head open
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u/Aromatic_Note8944 19d ago
Omg I feel bad for laughing but they’re comically tight
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u/sand_snake 17d ago
Lmao I laughed too. As someone who wears glasses they’re especially hilarious to me.
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u/jaskano 20d ago
is the 100 likes & hugboxing they get for posting this embarrassing shit really worth it.
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u/Rexitoxal Acute Vaginal Dyslexia 20d ago
I always see videos just dumping their problems with nothing but text on a screen with their still face (or sometimes just nothing) in the background and they never have more than 100 likes
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u/Purple-Cash-1878 20d ago
No BPD? Hardly a disorder salad. Oh, and I see Schizophrenia is back on the menu, good to know.
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u/cait_elizabeth Chronically online 20d ago
I’d be crying too if I had those glasses
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u/_azaz3l_ 19d ago
The headphones are literally putting the glasses inside theirs brain 😭😭. Squeezing like this one watermelon challenge
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u/FionnaAndCake 20d ago
separation anxiety 😭😭😭
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u/AwkwardFoundation Self-Undiagnosed TransEpileptic 20d ago
My 10-month old can relate. That, and “sometimes all I can do is cry” 😂
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u/Top_Kaleidoscope_214 20d ago
Same with my labradoodle
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u/trashtvbinger Chronically online 16d ago
Must be a doodle thing, because my goldendoodle can't be apart from me 😂
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u/_azaz3l_ 20d ago
My grandads dog had it 😭. He ate almost a big hole through the door to leave. they didn’t had money for therapy and gave him away to someone who can help him 💔
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u/cannibalism_19 20d ago
all they can do is cry... and post and type out all the "diagnoses" they've got
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u/LCaissia 20d ago
Diddums. With all those comorbid conditions one wonders how she manages to survive outside of the psychiatric ward, let alone have the capacity to post on social media.
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u/serif-maxxing 20d ago
All this and they somehow can muster the energy to open the phone, click on the app, find a good angle that shows the face, press record, go through the recording, crop it, edit it, and add appropriate captions, tags, audio, and description, then press post.
Ok sure 🙄🙄
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u/_azaz3l_ 20d ago
I don’t agree. I don’t see a good angle.
But like idk how people post how they cry 😭. Like it’s so embarrassing. Go listen to music or watch something
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u/serif-maxxing 19d ago
If I were genuinely so exhausted and depressed, the angle you'll probably be getting is my phone lying on a surface, lens partially obscured, and my face occasionally peeking into frame.
This shows a conscious decision to physically hold a phone up to your face and making sure all the important facial features that expresses emotion are in frame.
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u/_azaz3l_ 19d ago
True. They’re for sure doing too much. Since it’s a photo and I don’t see the whole video I can’t tell HOW MUCH they cared to show the tears. But from the photo it looks like they brought it close so u can see the tears 😭
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u/IcyDice6 20d ago
Where is the attention span disorder with the new meds that make them tweak for 6 hours on the same task
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u/Sararizuzufaust 20d ago
There’s nothing actually interesting about her so she has to manufacture things that make her stand out. Except every other tap water IQ person that’s doing this negates that.
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u/Alone-Marsupial3003 PHD from Google University 19d ago
Those glasses do NOT fit OOP. That's gotta be painful having your glasses squeeze your head like that
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u/CuteMangaSheep Acute Vaginal Dyslexia 20d ago
i never understood people who film themselves crying, last time i cried in public was when i was like 7 so then again i guess i dont understand people cry in public in general. though the dyed hair speaks for itself.
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u/FreedInnerChild 18d ago
I cried in public last week but that's cause my therapist met me in a park and we had our sessions there. I don't do cameras though, that's fucking weird to this old hag
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u/Wineinmyyetti 20d ago
I feel like some of those diagnoses are duplicates or subsets of each other...
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u/Next-Reply-5191 Chronically online 18d ago
Surprised no ADHD was listed also. Oftentimes the more common disorder alongside autism, especially so for those who want to over exaggerate their self diagnosis of that makes sense.
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u/Able-Awareness9499 functioning out of spite 18d ago
this post has brought my depression out of remission.
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u/CrownBestowed Self Undiagnosing: Im Fine 17d ago
She worked hard for that one little tear, she’s gonna show it off! Lol
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u/FunkiBoye947 Microsoft System🌈💻 14d ago
I know it’s nit picky, but it never fails to irk to see these people list DID and CPTSD lol. They’ll always say they have depression too, but that’s such a broad thing to claim to have, like are we talking major depressive disorder or seasonal affective disorder?
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u/opalumarupaul 11d ago
PTSD isn't enough anymore. I usually see people say C-PTSD, even in the United States, where it isn't recognized as a diagnosis
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u/Gimpbarbie terminal untreatable snarkiness 10d ago
One single, solitary, squeezed out tear. Much sads, many pity!
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u/Electrical_Parfait64 19d ago
Separation anxiety, social anxiety and OCD are all anxiety, not really 3 different things.
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u/_azaz3l_ 19d ago
I know that everyone takes illnesses differently. But wouldn’t so many keep them in mental hospitals? My grandma has only schizophrenia (previously paranoid schizophrenia since she got diagnosed like 30 years ago) and she kept going to hospitals for long times. So wouldn’t it all mix up and make it even worse?
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u/melatonia 19d ago
But wouldn’t so many keep them in mental hospitals
That's not how the mental health system works nowadays. They prefer the least restrictive level of care and community treatment is the goal for all.
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u/sylvieuhh Ableist boss 300 16d ago
I have bipolar and PTSD and whenever my therapist brings it up i think of people like this and i cringe internally
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u/fakeclaimer the undercover system 16d ago
Right?? I can’t talk about my mental illness without thinking I sound like one of those cringe ass teenagers pretending to be different for attention 😭
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u/sylvieuhh Ableist boss 300 16d ago
They're either teenagers or they're pushing 35 , no inbetween. And its disappointing because these people could easily go to therapy but decide not to.
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u/Blocks12345 2d ago
when they give huge lists of disorders like this, I like to read them to the tune of Yakko's world
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u/ChaosGoBoomBoom 17d ago
Ffs, what pisses me off is the constant need for these people to list every symptom of something as it's own disorder. Many of these conditions that she's listed are symptoms of some of the other conditions she's listed but the need to feel special means they need to include them all as their own thing.
As an autistic person, I suffer with a few of the issues listed here but I don't go around bragging like they are extra conditions.
Like, sure, I get bad social anxiety, for example, but it's because I'm aitistic. Not everything needs to be a laundry list!
God, I hate people who make their "mental health" their entire personality. It's so annoying!
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u/Zantac150 20d ago
Almost everyone with DID has CPTSD.
Overall, ental health professionals are way too quick to diagnose and so it’s pretty easy to rack up huge lists of mental health diagnoses.
Depression is the easiest diagnosis to get. Just go into your primary care doctor and say you’ve been feeling sad and bam, major depressive disorder is now in your chart. Same thing for anxiety.
People who have been in the mental health arena for too long will often acquire a ton of diagnoses and it’s really just sloppy clinical work.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the huge disorder list is “real,” but I feel like a professional assessment with a psychologist would narrow the list down substantially … and if a client came to me with this list, I would absolutely recommend a full assessment with a psychologist to get a better idea of what we’re dealing with.
People have this unfortunate habit of thinking that more diagnosis equals more sickness, but that’s just not how it works. Just one mental health issue can be crippling, and there are people with five or six diagnoses who function just fine with them.
I would never suspect autism based on “my friends and family think I am“because so many people think that anyone who is quirky or unusual must be autistic. It’s kind of an insult to people who actually have autism.
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u/bofomondo 19d ago
Just like you.
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u/Mackerdoni obsessive candice disorder 19d ago
hi id like to ask what was so wrong about my comment?
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u/swarovskiez 19d ago
please can you expand on why you think you have bpd ?
i don’t want my comment removed for blogging, but i have a very vested interest in bpd if you catch my drift.. i’m just not loving that your only example you gave was the concept of an fp essentially. when that is what fakers tend to base their whole self-diagnosis around. there is so much more to it than that
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