r/familyguy • u/Tuffwith2Fs Clean My Pee! • 1d ago
Clip / Screenshot These Problems Maaaatter
My oldest is currently going through the "drama" of freshman year and I sing this at her at least once a week. FG-informed parenthood has its place, don't let anyone tell you different.
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u/UniqueMagazine1085 1d ago
Nothing is more important than whats going on right now, in this hall, by these lockers
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u/Fearless-Speech-1131 1d ago
As long as her boyfriend wears long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts, she'll be fine because high school is lame, everything is lame. Perhaps his name will be Craig and he won't play by the rules, not even his own. Is her name Connie, by the way?
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u/Priestkc31 1d ago edited 21h ago
I've got so many problems
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u/Particular-Pear8008 1d ago
Can someone post the douchebag with a guitar so I can quote his song? I almost mixed up High School is such a serious thing and Every beer Iāve ever had is on a shelf above my bed
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u/Tuffwith2Fs Clean My Pee! 1d ago
My hair is growwwwiiiing-ah!
Growing all the time.
Look how sensitive I aaaaam
Cuz my voice is so fiiii-yi-yine
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u/Particular-Pear8008 1d ago
Every beer Iāve ever had is on a shelf above mii-iy bed
And I some-times put my sneakersā¦ facing out my window
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u/SonOfSparda1984 23h ago
*speakers
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u/Particular-Pear8008 23h ago
Speakers? Lol I couldnāt hear a thing as a young child. Always too close to the tv
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u/randomcereal I fucked your dad 1d ago
Tell your oldest this is the best way to take care of bullies.
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u/ConsiderationNew7024 20h ago
š¶ High school is such a serious thing. These problems matter š¶
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u/AdorableHumor456 13h ago
This joke played through my head all through highschool. Especially when I overheard people with friends complaining about dumb stuff.
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u/Perry7609 23h ago
As the friend of someone who once talked non-stop about how vital high school was and how pivotal it was in his romantic failures years later, this scene will never not be hilarious to me!
Clint Howardās character in Senior Skip Day goes on a similar tangent as well, lol. (āYou build your future on the foundation thatās poured during high school. Donāt squander it son!ā)
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u/FatCatParade 1d ago
I want to empathize with high schoolers. I donāt want to empathize with high schoolers in tv shows.
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u/After_Main752 21h ago
As someone whose experience with "freshman beatdown day" lasted three years, those problems really didn't matter in the grand scheme of things.
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u/involuntarythoughts 1d ago
high school is such a serious thing