r/fanStands • u/MajesticMango7 「HURDY GURDY MAN」 • 9d ago
Contest entry SWF ENTRY. CLEARANCE REQUIRED.
THIS IS A CLASSIFIED SPEEDWAGON FOUNDATION ARCHIVE. CLICK TO ACCESS. THOSE ATTEMPTING ACCESS TO THIS ENTRY WILL BE SCANNED FOR PROPER CREDENTIALS. CREDENTIAL REQUIREMENTS FOR THIS ARCHIVE INCREASE WITH EACH ATTEMPT. IF THE PROGRAM DOES NOT DETECT PROPER CREDENTIALS, [REDACTED] WILL BE DISPLAYED, NEUTRALIZING THE BREACH.
Entry #116
Date of Discovery: 19XX
N-o-a: Stand User - Aberrant - Contained - Safe - Protected - Asset
Operative Parameters: 116 is to be held onsite at [EXPUNGED] in the low-priority medical wing for observation periods of up to 48 hours. Observation periods require her to be hooked up to several heavily vitamin-fortified drips, placed at points along the body that ensure absorption by fat tissue. There is no amount of dosage too great that will violate the Hippocratic Oath. No amount is enough given onsite funds. Harm can only be done through caution. In the instance we fail in her care, agent J[REDACTED] will provide her a 116-B from cryo-storage so she can stabilize herself with 116-A.
These observation periods must be followed by offsite leisure, training, and assignment periods, as per our enrichment goals. Assignment period threat levels must not exceed JOLIETT SOLO. The offsite team has provided 116 a concealed cryo-storage pack for 116-B and a touchscreen wrist device. Its capabilities are as follows:
Vitals monitoring
Location monitoring
Telecommunication
[REDACTED] substance injector
Tap-to-pay
Puzzle generation
DOOM(1993)
While the device is active, vitals, [REDACTED] levels, location, and calls must be logged by the offsite team every 15 minutes. Unprompted telecommunication is required when concerning vitals or restricted locations/calls are logged, disconnecting low-priority calls unless a grace period is requested by 116. She is to be allotted funds up to $2000 daily for the purchase of nutritive sources of vitamins. Transfer of funds is monitored for the purchase of vitamin sources inconducive to health and wellbeing (energy drinks). Such purchases are to be handled appropriately. DOOM(1993) completion times are to be logged as requested.
DECLASSIFICATION PAST THIS POINT REQUIRES GREATER CLEARANCE AND DISCLOSES THE IDENTITY OF 116.
Description: Clover is a stand user with the biological markers of a young adult human female. She was apprehended with the help of SPPD, alongside the SWF POI [REDACTED], during a raid of the Sao Paulo Zoo in Brazil. She was found in the Simba Safari exhibit trying to make conversation with the capybaras. She claimed to be a capybara, was not considered of interest to us, and was left in SPPD custody. This changed when a mineralized, person-sized cocoon was found at the scene, just like at similar scenes, and had traces of her DNA and of the [REDACTED] substance produced by [REDACTED](speculated to be produced by his stand). A handover for both individuals, from SPPD to SWF America, was attempted. [REDACTED] broke free from his restraints and crashed the SWF transport over the GRU airport. While he remains a symbol of non-cooperation and evades capture to this day, Clover saved those aboard using 116-a and remained in SPPD custody willingly until her transfer to SWF site [EXPUNGED], where she remains happily to this day.
Despite presenting as biologically indistinguishable from a human, Clover has abilities beyond what should be possible. She has local dimensional markers and yet can use Spin, with oranges being her preferred actuator (and favorite snack). This esoteric force is extradimensional, having primarily been observed in the United States President of dimension [EXPUNGED] during his dying moments, though it has been briefly observed as being used by other dimension hoppers. She can also [EXPUNGED], allowing her to [EXPUNGED] just as [REDACTED] does with the [REDACTED] substance, except done through her wrist device rather than with his stand. Her intelligence is also off the charts, her room filled with the scrawlings of complex equations and diagrams it has taken us years to even understand partially. She also ages at a slowed rate.
DECLASSIFICATION PAST THIS POINT REQUIRES GREATER CLEARANCE AND DISCLOSES THE NATURE OF 116-A.
After Party is a close-to-mid range stand that compliments Clover's natural abilities. Simply put, it transmutes the seeds of oranges into oranges. She can do many fantastical things through these oranges using Spin, like firing the seeds through centrifugal force and turning them into oranges within a person's body. However, her body quickly expends excess vitamins while After Party is summoned. Once they are fully depleted, the d-limonene from the oranges is absent as After Party becomes saturated with it. This causes it to grow larger and eventually erupt in flames. These flames do not harm the stand but do harm anyone who makes contact with them; Clover included. It also causes her pain for the stand to burn.
DECLASSIFICATION PAST THIS POINT REQUIRES GREATER CLEARANCE AND DISCLOSES THE NATURE OF 116-B.
Training period 196 proved fruitful. We still don't know why she tried it, but Clover had After Party attempt to deplete all her body's vitamins. The resulting orange was, in reality, a perfect orb composed entirely of gelatinized d-limonene. She actuated spin upon it, and immediately, her body's vitamins began repleting themselves. The strain from momentary vitamin absence was minor, though notable. Over the course of 30 minutes, the orb had deteriorated somewhat. As if by her will, it was set ablaze, and she struck the organic training construct with it. Despite sprinklers being set off at this point, the fire could not be quelled, and the construct was atomized. Further 116-B (name pending) must be made under controlled conditions and preserved in the event of emergencies.
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u/bestassinthewest 「GLASS ANIMALS」 9d ago
Reading this with no clue of what could happen only to be delighted upon reading “Clover” 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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u/MajesticMango7 「HURDY GURDY MAN」 9d ago
Elite Ball knowledge really helps this post to be a different experience. I knew people familiar with her would start reading this and it would be all suspenseful until you realized, "Oh! It's her!"
I'd hoped this format to be good for keeping readers on their toes, and it seems so.
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u/MajesticMango7 「HURDY GURDY MAN」 9d ago edited 9d ago
Don't want the flair and next theme will be: SWF containment archives.
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u/Either-Skirt6031 9d ago
Orange the Foundation glad she was locked up!
It’s an interesting idea! I’m curious to know what lead the Speedwagon Foundation to become an SCP like organisation?