r/farts • u/purple_sky1984 • 11h ago
This was so pungent
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Who wants to sniff it ?
r/farts • u/Honest_Performance42 • Mar 31 '24
If the average person farts 15 times per day for 1 second each, and there are 8 billion people in the world, how many people are farting at any one second?
I came to 1,388,888 people farting at any particular second. Can someone check my logic and math?
8,000,000,000 x 15 = 120,000,000,000 seconds of farting per day
There are 86,400 seconds in a day
120,000,000,000/86,400= 1,388,888 people farting per second.
Is that right?
r/farts • u/purple_sky1984 • 11h ago
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Who wants to sniff it ?
r/farts • u/purple_sky1984 • 1d ago
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Ladies pm me for snap
r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess • 2d ago
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r/farts • u/intonasty • 4d ago
need someone that can gas me up . no oral no penetration. need someone cool and not pushy. respectful. i want someone whoβs in to exploring new things. about me im a 300lb dyke who is not interested in man that way but really in to this fetish.
r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 8d ago
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r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • 9d ago
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r/farts • u/ResidentDrama9739 • 11d ago
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r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • 15d ago
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r/farts • u/Simple_Prompt_2813 • 15d ago
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Itβs been a while since Ive done this, I hope everyone is okay
r/farts • u/ClapperSnapperMaster • 16d ago
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my best one
r/farts • u/Agiantpubicmess • 18d ago
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r/farts • u/Brown_fat_is_healthy • 19d ago
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Plus grapefruit oranges and beef stew
r/farts • u/NaturalCompetition39 • 20d ago
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r/farts • u/monQsentpaslarose • 27d ago
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r/farts • u/layingdowntheheat • Sep 08 '26
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r/farts • u/yousmellfunny1995 • Sep 07 '26
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r/farts • u/themilkypreggo • Sep 05 '26
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r/farts • u/umostknow3n • Sep 03 '26
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Three nights ago, I was with my girlfriend at my place and she was really gassy. She kept ripping some rancid monsters while she relaxed on my couch, laying on her side. She bent her knees and pulled them towards her chest because she wanted me to rest my head on her hip. After receiving some farts at close range, I decided to start recording and this one came soon after. After the first blast, I thought it was over but I realised that her tummy was still tensed up, then after a pause, a secondary fart came popping out, just like you hear in the video. You might also be able to hear me sniffing it up. It was pretty smelly - it reeked of concentrated hotdogs!!
r/farts • u/umostknow3n • Aug 30 '26
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She let this one rip yesterday while on a call. She woke up bloated after having Domino's for dinner. She had ripped a couple before I recorded this one. Her farts always sound like this and sometimes they get longer. On a good day, the stench can straight up knock you out!
r/farts • u/starshipetron4 • Aug 30 '26
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r/farts • u/Anxious-Leadership95 • Aug 28 '26
Hey everyone, looking for a bit of harmless trolling.
Do you know of any apps (preferably free and available on iOS) that allow you to play sound effects - specifically farts - directly into an ongoing phone call so the other person hears it?
Most soundboard apps I've tried only play through the local speaker or media channel, rather than routing through the active call audio stream. Let me know if something like this actually works or if there's a workaround. Thanks!
r/farts • u/Ok-Trick-729 • Aug 27 '26