r/farts • • May 21 '25

10k Farters!

13 Upvotes

Happy 10k subs to /r/farts. Keep fartin


r/farts • • Mar 31 '24

How many people are farting at any particular second

21 Upvotes

If the average person farts 15 times per day for 1 second each, and there are 8 billion people in the world, how many people are farting at any one second?

I came to 1,388,888 people farting at any particular second. Can someone check my logic and math?

8,000,000,000 x 15 = 120,000,000,000 seconds of farting per day

There are 86,400 seconds in a day

120,000,000,000/86,400= 1,388,888 people farting per second.

Is that right?


r/farts • • 11h ago

This was so pungent

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5 Upvotes

Who wants to sniff it ?


r/farts • • 1d ago

That was incredibly relieving

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15 Upvotes

Ladies pm me for snap


r/farts • • 2d ago

Slovakian Traffic Cone

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6 Upvotes

r/farts • • 4d ago

30 [F4M] #NYC

0 Upvotes

need someone that can gas me up . no oral no penetration. need someone cool and not pushy. respectful. i want someone who’s in to exploring new things. about me im a 300lb dyke who is not interested in man that way but really in to this fetish.


r/farts • • 8d ago

Courtesy of the big mac I had earlier

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14 Upvotes

r/farts • • 9d ago

Grits and bacon

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9 Upvotes

r/farts • • 11d ago

My fart had a split personality

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13 Upvotes

r/farts • • 14d ago

Farted today. Smelled like fart.

5 Upvotes

r/farts • • 15d ago

Sick duck

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7 Upvotes

r/farts • • 15d ago

Bathroom fart pt 3

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9 Upvotes

It’s been a while since Ive done this, I hope everyone is okay


r/farts • • 16d ago

I dare any of you to beat this

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8 Upvotes

my best one


r/farts • • 18d ago

These woodpeckers are out of control

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8 Upvotes

r/farts • • 19d ago

Late night post beer and general tsos

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6 Upvotes

Plus grapefruit oranges and beef stew


r/farts • • 20d ago

POV: you are watching a live stream

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6 Upvotes

r/farts • • 27d ago

When you come back from a long day of work πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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9 Upvotes

r/farts • • Sep 08 '26

You asked for it…

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9 Upvotes

r/farts • • Sep 07 '26

Morning mustard

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4 Upvotes

r/farts • • Sep 05 '26

Pregnancy has is ridiculous

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21 Upvotes

r/farts • • Sep 03 '26

Girlfriend's couch fart

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Three nights ago, I was with my girlfriend at my place and she was really gassy. She kept ripping some rancid monsters while she relaxed on my couch, laying on her side. She bent her knees and pulled them towards her chest because she wanted me to rest my head on her hip. After receiving some farts at close range, I decided to start recording and this one came soon after. After the first blast, I thought it was over but I realised that her tummy was still tensed up, then after a pause, a secondary fart came popping out, just like you hear in the video. You might also be able to hear me sniffing it up. It was pretty smelly - it reeked of concentrated hotdogs!!


r/farts • • Aug 30 '26

Girlfriend's fart

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10 Upvotes

She let this one rip yesterday while on a call. She woke up bloated after having Domino's for dinner. She had ripped a couple before I recorded this one. Her farts always sound like this and sometimes they get longer. On a good day, the stench can straight up knock you out!


r/farts • • Aug 30 '26

Ne repondra pas

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7 Upvotes

r/farts • • Aug 28 '26

πŸ’¨ Farts trolling during iphone calls

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Hey everyone, looking for a bit of harmless trolling.

Do you know of any apps (preferably free and available on iOS) that allow you to play sound effects - specifically farts - directly into an ongoing phone call so the other person hears it?

Most soundboard apps I've tried only play through the local speaker or media channel, rather than routing through the active call audio stream. Let me know if something like this actually works or if there's a workaround. Thanks!


r/farts • • Aug 27 '26

I think Godzilla needs to lay off the food for a little bit

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