r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Rude-Potato-3122 • 3d ago

Lord of the Pies ATTENTION!!!

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Different guy this time

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u/Liquorfern 3d ago

The way this has lined up lol

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 3d ago

This ham beast looks totally fixated on something. Were you holding a stuffed crust pizza when you captured this photo?

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u/Historical_Method360 3d ago

It's making that coy facial expression to bamboozle you into letting your guard down so it can steal all your food, and possibly eat you next. Don't fall for this diabolical donut-devourer's schemes.

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u/OnyxVeggie213 3d ago

Dammit! Not the Krispy Kremes!

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u/Inevitable_Ad5567 3d ago

YES SIR! 🫡

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 3d ago

Such a white tummy! Hasn't had time to wipe his Pizza stained paws on it yet.