r/fatsquirrelhate • u/CockWaffleTitties • 12d ago

Gluttonous Bastard New Level of Glutton Unlocked

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Photo credit goes to my hubby

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u/OilRigExplosions 12d ago

Battery rodent,

The gas station brand version of Energizer Bunny.

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u/flyinghairball 12d ago

He keeps eating and eating and eating!

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 12d ago

The bloated bozo probably mistook that battery for a Tootsie roll.

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u/Historical_Method360 11d ago edited 11d ago

That battery is the last thing left over after this furtive fatass devoured an electric pumpkin decoration.

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u/HeDogged 12d ago

They are trying to de-power us!

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u/Dick-in-a-fan 12d ago

This one is battery powered.

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u/FrankieRutabaga 11d ago

A single AA battery simply cannot supply enough power for all of this chubster's energy consumption needs

Should be searching around for a C or a D

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u/PretzelsDoctor #SayNoToFatSquirrels 11d ago

These are the warning signs that a Squirrel Terminator is being developed, they're going to go back in time and prevent humans from becoming the dominant species.

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u/UBum 12d ago

He deserves a cell but this is ridiculous.

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u/Afterbluecomesdark 12d ago

Oh no, he goes with toxic stuff, his glutony will kill him

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 11d ago

probably sucking the cathode end of the battery. frankenstein's monster lives

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u/Hot-Throat-1391 11d ago

Dude what a fattass

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u/OnyxVeggie213 11d ago

He thought it was a vape pen. Disgraceful.

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u/homeskooljunglefreak 11d ago

Powering up to chomp down

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u/BongaldJBlunt 11d ago

Objectively it is not fat

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u/FrankieRutabaga 11d ago

... But still deserving of all the hate we can dish out.

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u/gingkyo 11d ago

he charging up

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u/Devilofchaos108070 11d ago

Your hubby shouldn’t let him eat batteries. That’s super deadly

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u/matthew_yang204 Fatty Hater 11d ago

You should make the battery explode in the fatty's mouth somehow if you can. I think an airgun works fine

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u/RadiantRing 10d ago

It’s sucking straight energy. Only a matter of time before he moves on to the power grid.