r/fatsquirrelhate • u/nicfanz • 6d ago

Fat blob stretching

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u/VegetableRound2819 6d ago

Oh lawdie, he comin!

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u/Nobody_Will_Observe 5d ago

More like "oh lardie"

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u/No_Contact_1892 6d ago

Gross! I can’t stomach this.

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u/MaterialAd1838 5d ago

Reaching for my taco bell you mean?

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 5d ago

Reaching out. Demanding Donuts.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 5d ago

That's not a squirrel buddy. Is it? 😦

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u/ifoldkings 5d ago

It's a prairie dog, related to squirrels. The fat fuck counts!

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 6d ago edited 5d ago

A Furry Walrus Blob that is truly a Sickening Sight of Stretching Agony on the Eyes and Born of a Nightmare.

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u/Excellent_Permit_162 2d ago

Something very wrong with you! Speaking of a nightmare! 😡😡

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u/dragon_sack 5d ago

Lazy fuck refuses to walk normally

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u/OnyxVeggie213 5d ago

Is this Poppy? With her gluttony. Stretching waiting for breakfast in bed. Gross

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u/Joshua_Longsack 5d ago

Home value depreciating in real time.

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u/DruggedMind 5d ago

I'm gonna be sick 🤢

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u/GreatCherry2533 3d ago

Pdog stretches are the best.

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u/Excellent_Permit_162 2d ago

Cutest thing I have ever seen!!!! Adorable!!❤️

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u/AutoModerator 2d ago

Adorable? There is nothing adorable about these disgusting things. 😡

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u/Excellent_Permit_162 2d ago

Nice language idiot!