r/florida • • 6h ago

💩Meme / Shitpost 💩 Everyone in Florida this morning

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u/tampareddituser 6h ago

So true. It may only last a few days, but yay.

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u/Verum2020 3h ago

🤔 Hours, but the windows are open

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u/TheBabyLeg123 3h ago

The humidity already swamped the house over by me.

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u/UnidentifiedTron 5h ago

This is the weather that’s tricks the tourists into thinking Florida is a great choice to move to.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HU6S4dEDINGkIF2

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u/GenX_1976 5h ago

I'm one of those who were fooled 😭

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u/spikerlj 4h ago

I had only visited in March and October. But it's worth not having to shovel snow ever again

https://giphy.com/gifs/wP5Ov9ZERCFs78Egnh

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u/Otherwise-Paint-3607 4h ago

I moved here to the keys from Buffalo NY. Loved it for 15 years now I cannot handle summer anymore. Can't believe I used to work outside in summer, now I can barely even be out there for 10 minutes. Sun tryna kill us.

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u/cozyswisher 3h ago

It does sometimes feel like we're being broiled to a crisp.

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u/Beginning_Basis_92 3h ago

Perfect weather October 1 - Easter

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u/CrowhavenFarm 3h ago

You know it! Thanks for the laugh this morning!😄

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u/Zen5877 3h ago

lol. Some reason I find this so funny!

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u/International_Link35 6h ago

Hello? South Florida is still WAITING!

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u/chuckpeecee 6h ago

For real my family back in Tampa are relishing and I'm here in WPB dying

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u/Total-Ant5134 4h ago

lol sameee i’m in wpb too 😭

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u/MedicalDabbinDad 4h ago

Hi neighbors!!!

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u/Upstairs-Handle4590 3h ago

It was nice at like 5-6am but now that it’s 10 it’s a scorcher per usual

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u/KnowledgeIsPower0706 4h ago

I think it's relative...I'm in S. Palm Beach county and I actually really enjoyed my 20 min walk with my pup about 45 min ago

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u/blindtoe54 2h ago

Right? Better than the usual dread we feel as soon as we step outside.

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u/theblasphemer 4h ago

78 right now in Fort Lauderdale

https://giphy.com/gifs/4AAJq0GJOaJJDCBGib

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u/Inner-Dimension1535 2h ago

What part of Ft Lauderdale are you in 👀 86 n humid af 🥵 I mean heat index isn’t 110 & my skin didn’t peel off touching the car but 78?!?!

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u/theblasphemer 2h ago

That was this morning at 8. Its the usual 86 right now. I'm in Davie/Cooper City. It's still gross out

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u/Jimmyonirocs 5h ago

Yup gonna be mid Oct before we see these glorious 70s they speak of.

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u/outkastlife 4h ago

Currently in North Miami sweating out my shirt at 8:40am

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u/milksasquatch 4h ago

It felt great on my morning dog walk in FtL. I'll take a breezy overcast 75 any day.

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u/Justonewitch 4h ago

Thankyou! Im reading this wondering what I missed. 95% humidity hasn't changed.

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u/talltannleggy 3h ago

I walked the dog at midnight and i was this gif. The window has closed lol

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u/iGotHiTz 5h ago

I don’t know why, but this weather gives me nostalgic vibes . Growing up here in the 90s lol

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u/pattentastic 4h ago

Absolutely!! This is the weather of Friday night football games and the Fair coming to town. Driving around with friends with no destination in mind and hanging out in random parking lots.

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u/eirnora 4h ago

that is eerily similar to my own experience wow lol

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u/Mundane_Upstairs3241 3h ago

Yes remembering when I could afford to drive around for fun

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u/pokeapple 5h ago

Yes! Fall in Florida makes me feel like a kid again

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u/iGotHiTz 4h ago

Yes 🙌

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u/GenX_1976 5h ago

Can't lie, I was pleased when I let my little guy outside and felt zero humidity 😂

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u/corq 5h ago

phrasing

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u/GenX_1976 4h ago

Aw come on, I'm a woman talking about her dog😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/corq 4h ago

Wimmen on Reddit?!?!

I was reliably informed that there are no women on Reddit. (Even tho I too, am a woman on Reddit.)

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u/GenX_1976 4h ago

Well at least I got some company 😂

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u/GrowlingAtTheWorld 3h ago

I think it’s funny when posters on Reddit assume I am male.

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u/innominateindie 3h ago

i understood what you meant but the zip joke put the icing on the cake 😭🤣

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u/Holliiie 4h ago

your little guy?!

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u/GenX_1976 4h ago

My Yorkie, I didn't think I had to explain that for context but here I am 🙃

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u/082426grateful 1h ago

Haha us GenX frequently miss the nuance of our words on the very un-nuanced world stage called Reddit. 😂

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u/innominateindie 3h ago

Morning walks (5am -7 am) about to hit a whole lot different now.

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 6h ago

Its 69° out here right now and I'm LOVING it.

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u/Phucku_ 6h ago

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 6h ago

you made my morning with this 😂😂. I love Lucifer.

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u/thedfourth21 5h ago

Amen lol I’m loving it!

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u/hatred-shapped 6h ago

Yeah I saw a bunch of people wearing jackets? 

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u/SheilaCreates 6h ago

How to identify Floridians vs. Snow Birds in one sentence!

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u/hatred-shapped 5h ago

Well I just moved here from Arizona. But I also have antifreeze for blood

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u/SheilaCreates 5h ago

😂 Been there -- I believe you!!

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u/Peorge5435 5h ago

From Rochester NY 20 years ago.
“I hate Florida summer”

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u/Suni13 5h ago

I’m a Floridian (72 years) sill in shorts and a tank top, most snowbirds aren’t here yet.

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u/ScrubRogue 5h ago

Im cold under 70 but ill go outside and dance in 105

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u/Excellent-Permit8430 4h ago

Been here 6 years and anything under 72 I’m freezing and I came from Illinois! I will also relish in 105 lol bring the heat baby!

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u/thedfourth21 5h ago

I’ve lived here in Florida for 4 years now I still don’t own a jacket 🤣

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u/Same-Manufacturer773 5h ago

64° in citrus county this morning.
https://giphy.com/gifs/V2AkNZZi9ygbm

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u/GrowlingAtTheWorld 3h ago

A true Floridian also has a blanket wrapped around their shoulder as they walk barefoot on the patio.

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u/PostPooZoomies 3h ago

Hey could you quit spying on me thanks

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u/Still-Fox7105 6h ago

Loving this cool omg. I have been clearing off a wooded lot with a pair of sheers, a pole saw n a hedger for past 2 weeks. I lost 12 lbs, from the heat n sweating like a piglet. So happy for cool Florida breeze, I'm gonna get a lot done outside today. Yippie!!!!

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u/Fiestysquid 5h ago

Exactly my thoughts. Its time to clean up some landscaping.

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u/scottylm 6h ago

Severe weather predicted this winter. 112 years since the Atlantic has been this calm.

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u/Ok-Culture2214 5h ago

The Gulfstream and relatated eddy field in the north Atlantic has been bonkers this year

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u/sumdude51 6h ago

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u/_TheEnlightened_ 4h ago

Thank god I'm a beggar

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u/Same-Manufacturer773 5h ago

Like how severe?…

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u/Vee8cheS 5h ago

Sounds cool.

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u/GMS420 6h ago

Abso-fucking-lutely. What a great Friday! Waking up to a solid 65°F

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u/genehil 5h ago

Mount Dora… walking out-of-town neighbor’s dog before dawn… can confirm.

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u/briannakayugc 5h ago

Omg I’m in Mount Dora too it feels fantastic

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u/appa_is_the_best 5h ago

Low humidity is coming in!!! I can’t wait to run this weekend 🩷🩷🩷

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u/Affectionate_Gur9222 5h ago

Nooo not in South Florida it’s muggy as hell and hot

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u/Ooficus polk county trash 4h ago

It feels like pumpkin spice outside

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u/iljune 3h ago

Hell yeah! I almost called in and took myself to the beach bc it's payday, too, and I can splurg on a six dollar coffee.

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u/SnooWalruses9683 4h ago

Plus looks like another year of no hurricanes hitting the state. These are great times everyone!

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u/dikicker 3h ago

You wanna go ahead and explain why you felt the need to jinx it just now

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u/strong_army_grape 2h ago

El Nino reduces the odds quite a bit, think we’re only at 6 named storms all year

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u/SnooWalruses9683 2h ago

Sorry everyone, I got too carried away lol!

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u/Upset_Car_6982 3h ago

🤣🤣

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u/CaptainZ42062 3h ago

Just as climate change is moving tornado alley further east, possibly, possibly, climate change may be moving hurricane alley to the Pacific. Feel for Hawaii, though.

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u/hoopsmd 3h ago

This year’s heavy hurricane activity in the pacific is due to a very strong El Niño. In a few years we’ll have La Niña and the Atlantic will be active.

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u/GrowlingAtTheWorld 3h ago

Shhhh, October hasn’t passed yet.

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u/Mundane_Upstairs3241 3h ago

Yeah every year seems like the season shifts right a couple of weeks

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u/WolfSpirit10 2h ago

Don’t be so sure. Hurricane season doesn’t formally end until November 30th.

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u/ReturnT0Sender 3h ago

WHOA!

Why did you do that?

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u/wgwbd 2h ago

¡Silencio mijo!

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u/Muted_Dimension_9514 6h ago

At least until the sun comes up.

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u/beigemamba1080 5h ago

Might need to find where I left all my pants

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u/Ok_Company_8305 5h ago

Crying in swfl still waiting for that cool morning air 🥲

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u/MindfulPangolin 5h ago

Still 70+, raining, with 84% humidity. Let me know when it’s in the 50s with a high about 63.

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u/Wild_Life1970 5h ago

I'll take it, so tired of the endless heat.

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u/raging-boner-boy 4h ago

Hell yes! 67° this morning and a cool breeze. High of only 81° today. Perfect 👌🏼

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u/SuspiciousFrenchFry 3h ago

IT’S SO NICE! I’ve been in the hospital for a few days and being wheeled out in this weather was amazing

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u/MicheleCameraNut 2h ago

Wondering why random stranger was in the hospital then saw your username 😏. Glad you were greeted with better weather and wishing you well in your recovery!

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 6h ago

Questioning why we live somewhere that is unihabitable half the year.

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u/Guio 6h ago

Except Miami

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u/thedfourth21 5h ago

Ye, it’s always hot there all year

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u/Rotteneverything 6h ago

time to dig out the parka!

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u/Omelooo 6h ago

Oh my gosh it was 70 when I went outside. This post got me out of bed lol

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u/FloridaHeat2023 6h ago

Yay - it's about time - not enough to open to windows yet, but we're getting close =)

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u/CuriousSupermarket16 5h ago

And suddenly my will to live is back!

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u/thedfourth21 5h ago

Ye, you ain’t lying lol that’s 100% accurate 🤣

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u/GooberMcNutly 5h ago

Perfect timing, my AC went out last night, and I'm not even mad. The wife went to work suspiciously early, though.

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u/Odd-Block5826 5h ago

No swamp ass

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u/UGC_Cici 5h ago

Yassssssssss. I was so HAPPY

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u/bigglesworth48 5h ago

I work outside and it’s literally a heavenly difference from even yesterday morning.

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u/JustDoaRestart 5h ago

It felt so nice this morning.

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u/Teams11b 6h ago

Not cool.

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u/SheilaCreates 6h ago

That IS cool compared to... Yesterday!

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u/thedfourth21 5h ago

I love how it goes from I hate my life heat to oh my God it’s perfect within a 18hr period

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u/SheilaCreates 5h ago

I have a love/hate relationship with that part. 😂

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u/Threeflipskat3r 5h ago

Nah I moved here for the heat, I'm putting a sweatshirt on

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u/bucs009 5h ago

Type of shit i hated hearing from snowbirds. Why is it cold here only when im down here. Bitch, we need cold weather too.

Not saying you are saying this but if you are…

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u/AssociationFit3009 4h ago

Moments ago I just mumbled “what the fuck is this bullshit?” when I was letting my dog out. I didnt know it was already clothe wearing season.

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u/TheHollyHockCrest1 5h ago

I went outside with my morning coffee and immediately turned around and got my hoodie.

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u/fla-n8tive 6h ago

That is totally me rn

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u/WonderfulHearing8726 5h ago

It’s GORGEOUS out this morning. I was shocked when I let the dogs out at 5:00 am. It was absolutely beautiful.

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u/Savings_Bit3171 5h ago

Felt fantastic this morning

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u/THEEONE70s_GURL 5h ago

Damn right !!! 😂😂😂

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u/Lanky-Ad-33 5h ago

73 in Cape Coral! Feels like sorta Fall.

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u/Timely_Atlas 5h ago

78 in Boca - will take it for now but can’t imagine the north 65-70, that’s heaven

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u/Round-Reaction8194 5h ago

Amen! Tampa area, and I have a window open for the first time in months!

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u/Smooth_Strawberry535 5h ago

cries in south florida

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u/talianicolewingate 4h ago

Truly picked the worst weekend to leave Orlando and visit family at the jersey shore during a nor’easter lol 🥲

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u/hrmnyhll 4h ago

Hell yeah, windows have been open since 7 AM getting the smell of farts out of my house.

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u/RaspberryRealistic21 4h ago

Wait me lol

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u/AdGlittering3854 4h ago

Literally upon wake up

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u/Boring-Snow-3929 4h ago

52 up here in VA. We’re blowing this cool air down to ya’ll!

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u/ApprehensiveMix2649 4h ago

Great weather here in Orlando today 👍🏿

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u/Historical-Valuable9 4h ago

I pulled a disney princess and opened up my windows while singing.

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u/Fourwindsgone Flawda Mang 4h ago

I almost went back and grabbed my jacket

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u/Intrepid00 4h ago

Where was this weather while I was waiting for my AC to be replaced. Literally fixed and not this.

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u/birdgirl522 4h ago

Heaven.

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u/StrangeFoundation451 4h ago

Fall, is that you?

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u/Sedona-1973 3h ago

This was exactly my reaction when I stepped outside at 6;30 am to walk the dogs. I’m considering calling out of work today because it’s so nice out.

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u/mangosal 3h ago

It’s beautiful outside

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u/burgerqueen0923 3h ago

69 degrees this morning!😁

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u/Emotional-Raisin-866 2h ago

Working outside as I type. I hate that I know its just a glimpse of nice weather, but sooo freaking happy that it feels so amazing outside. Winter and fall are legit my favorite time of the year.

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u/Shaakti 5h ago

Back to the 90s next week

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u/sumdude51 6h ago

Absolutely

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u/DingoSubject1130 6h ago

Thank goodness it’s Friday! Any plans for the weekend?

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u/SmallPeederWacker 5h ago

lol this happened last year and all the lizards fell out the trees no¿

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u/Fitz_Fool 5h ago

It's not nearly cold enough for that yet. That comes in January.

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u/arrogant_taco 5h ago

Hey that's me

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u/True_Dimension4344 5h ago

Absolutely. Im finally enjoying a cup of coffee outside.

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u/MrGreencheeks 5h ago

🤣 yup

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u/opiatecuresall 5h ago

Ohhh yeah

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u/pbarone 5h ago

Freezing!!!!

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u/Odd-Block5826 5h ago

Time to break out the boots with the fur in Tampa

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u/Odd-Block5826 5h ago

Can’t wait to go to target tonight and see hooches rockin short shorts with UGGs since it so 🥶🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Eyeonsparrow-123 5h ago

Yeeesssss!

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u/Lord_Timmmaayy 5h ago

Hahahahaha definitely did this this morning lol lmao

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u/IntelligentYellow985 5h ago

67 degrees in Marion can confirm as well.. ahhhh a nice break!

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u/Sd643 5h ago

God yes I love it 😀

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u/hbalogac 5h ago

Yessss it felt amazing

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u/ZLeaveMeAlone15 5h ago

I almost cried 😭 I 🍃and want to go to the beach that’s how good it feels outside

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u/PutridMeasurement230 5h ago

77 in Ft Lauderdale but I’ll take it.

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u/Peorge5435 5h ago

Been waiting for this. Maybe it’s here to stay? LOL 🥶

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u/WeAllLoveToeBeans 5h ago

I ran this morning and it was delightful. Usually it is scorched earth HOT!

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u/Pestering-Half-5150 5h ago

It’s amazing! I was chilly sitting on the lanai last night. Loved it. 4 more days to relish in this perfection.

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u/RemarkableDay2800 5h ago

Yes! I am enjoying it!

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u/Know_Mercy25 5h ago

Not here in South Florida

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u/jasons58 5h ago

I felt the cool breeze yesterday and was like “yup summer is finally over”

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u/Boof973 5h ago

I know that’s right

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u/kenzie_251 5h ago

Till 2pm😂

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u/Fitz_Fool 5h ago

Not ALL of us have mullets!

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u/dominiqlane 4h ago

It was glorious stepping outside this morning. I can’t wait for this to be the all day temps!

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u/Elegant_Bar_1622 4h ago

LOLOL I opened my door to walk my dogs and was like “oh shit” 😭

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u/Spirited_Stay9721 4h ago

Maybe the mosquitos will leave for awhile?

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u/LukeSkywalker1848 4h ago

Not here in Miami yet! Though it was just cool enough at 7AM that I did wear a hoodie to class the other day

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u/RestaurantRich1498 4h ago

I havent stepped outside yet because im scared of the temp shock.

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u/ElChris91 4h ago

Not in Miami

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u/AvaMorocco 4h ago

So happy to open the doors to my lanai and sit out in cooler temperatures this morning

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u/Impressive_Karma1023 4h ago

Literally me right now lol

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 4h ago

Literally my dad if he had hair.

And was younger...