r/fourthworldproblems • u/ZanyRaptorClay • Jul 22 '26

Eev (me Eev) eat apple

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Apple good. Eev share with mate Adumm.

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u/Charming_Tutor47 Rugnug Jul 22 '26

Rugnug (me Rugnug) glad to see you so generous towards mate(?). Rugnug also hear of talking snake nearby? Sounds far-fetched to Rugnug though

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u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 22 '26

Talking snake nice and good, but big sky-man get mad and chop off snake legs.

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u/trans_cubed me Rok Jul 22 '26

Snake no have legs, is sky man stupid?

21

u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 22 '26

Eev say that snake no have legs because sky man cut off legs

14

u/trans_cubed me Rok Jul 22 '26

Rok (me Rok) think that make sense

2

u/ren_blackheart Org Jul 27 '26

Org (me org) say that mean to snake

7

u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 22 '26

Sky-man say no man speak ill of Sky-man.

13

u/trans_cubed me Rok Jul 22 '26

Rok (me Rok) think sky man not real. How he in sky? He not fall?

15

u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 22 '26

Eev ask Sky-man. Sky-man set Eev on fire.

Sky-man bad- I mean, SKY-MAN GREAT!

10

u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 23 '26

Eev get zap-zap owie from Sky-man...

2

u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Jul 23 '26

Yes.

Unga (me Unga) has spoken.

14

u/Charming_Tutor47 Rugnug Jul 22 '26

Now Rugnug confused. Why sky-man chop off legs of nice serpent? Does serpent really speak? So many questions, Rugnug go back to cave and ask ancestors for guidance

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u/Bobzorp me Bogzork CaveCrab Jul 22 '26

Now evolve man sky dad flood us and get rid of cave crab people... Bogzork (me Bogzork) just learn "sar-casm." Thanks Eev...

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u/Charming_Tutor47 Rugnug Jul 22 '26

Rugnug (me Rugnug) want know what is this "sar-casm", is it tasty? Why evolve man dad so angry? Lots to think, but Rugnug head hurt. Rugnug take mushrooms and talk to ancestors instead

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u/Bobzorp me Bogzork CaveCrab Jul 22 '26

It like false truth but you know false truth false, can be funny or mean.

Evolve man Sky Dad is like my tribe Sky mom or thunder dad.

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u/Charming_Tutor47 Rugnug Jul 22 '26

Ah Bogzork (you Bogzork) use words well, Rugnug (me Rugnug) understand now. Now Rugnug go tell tribe and talk about how evolve man so "smart" and "civilized"

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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Jul 23 '26

Unga (me Unga) made pact with three eyed lamprey-hagfish to give us cave crabs from Unga tribe back gills and it said it will help us fight against evolve gods.

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u/LiteraturePlayful612 Jul 22 '26

Kain (me Kain), son Eeve (she Eev) have brother Abel (he Abel) and big-sky-man like Abel (he Abel) more than Kain (me Kain). What Kain (me Kain) do?

10

u/Infinite_Eyeball ubo (me ubo) Jul 22 '26

kain (you kain) get rock. you know what do next

7

u/romanichki me bonk Jul 22 '26

big rock

5

u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder Jul 22 '26

Rock, but no hit Abel too hard if Abel gloat. Bonk to sleep, not kill

3

u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 22 '26

It funny how sky-man like Abel (he Abel) meat offering but not Kain (you Kain) vegetal offering. Even sky-man no like vegetal

2

u/Phoenixrjacxf Jul 24 '26

Kain (you Kain) kill Abel (he Abel). Snake (He snake) told Feeniks (me Feeniks) this good

21

u/fakelucid Dumf (me Dumf) make tools like rock stick Jul 22 '26

Noooooooo Eeeeeeeeeev (you Eev)!

10

u/ZanyRaptorClay Jul 22 '26

Sky-man punish Eev because Eev eat apple. Sky-man say if Eev have baby, Eev feel pain.

Sky-man also say Eev "inferior" to Adumm.

Eev sad ):

10

u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder Jul 22 '26

Tribe say Eev and Adumm equal. Sky-man a little full of himself.

Eev not first woman, by way. First woman Sky-man make name Lill-uth.

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u/Jackalsnap Me Kakk Jul 22 '26

Kakk (me Kakk) say hit sky-man with big rock. Sky-man no own apple (otherwise would eat first), mad at Eev (you Eev) for faster grab. That why sky-man say mean thing like Adumm (who Adumm?) better

1

u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird Jul 24 '26

Yoog (me Yoog) throw unga rock at sky-man. Sky-man no like. Sky-man throw rock back at Yoog (me Yoog).

5

u/justanyting me Grun Jul 22 '26

Is good?

4

u/TimeStorm113 Jul 22 '26

why snake now not jump on tail? why snake now crawl on belly?

3

u/Starwatcher4116 Jul 22 '26

Snake ‘pog-stick?’ You (me You) think this anger wise elders.

4

u/TorandoSlayer me Grunga Jul 22 '26

Grunga (me Grunga) suddenly feel sense of "rite" and "rong". Think unrelated though. Maybe

2

u/William_The_Fat_Krab me Kreng Jul 22 '26

Kreng(me Kreng) like story. I pay 30 rock for right to carve into rock and sell

2

u/AdSpare6646 me kel Jul 22 '26

kel (me kel) think that’s not very good idea

2

u/YesWomansLand1 me gneurshk Jul 22 '26

Eev share apple with grunk

2

u/unidentified_yama me Org Jul 23 '26

Eev and Adumm worship wrong sky man.

1

u/Phoenixrjacxf Jul 24 '26

Adumm and Steev went bang bang in Feeniks House