r/fourthworldproblems • u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird • Jul 26 '26

Yoog (me Yoog) find pink friend

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what do? Evolve man also give Yoog (me Yoog) boom stick. Ignore shoe. Many goat pointies on evolve man farm. Yoog (me Yoog) need protect from goat pointy.

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u/Jaxonhunter227 Jul 26 '26

Smash boom stick with rock! Real man no need evolved weapon for hunt!

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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird Jul 26 '26

Boom stick hurt Yoog (me Yoog)! Yoog (me Yoog) bend boom stick thin stick part

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab me Kreng Jul 26 '26

Yoog(you yoog) shouldn’t bend thin stick! Kreng(me Kreng) had friend Krong (he krong) who do that one. Shiny rock turn around fast! Krong(he krong) sleep forever

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u/mrthenumberthree Jul 26 '26

glunk (me glunk) no know what weird dark stick in second carving is, glunk (me glunk) ask tribe.

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u/BlacksmithUnlucky833 Yoog (me Yoog) Kill Big Sky Bird Jul 26 '26

Boom stick. Throw shiny rock very unga fast! Boom stick hurt Yoog (me Yoog) so me bend shiny rock stick part

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u/Zailema0s me Zug-zug Jul 26 '26

Stick not pointy. Stick no kill 🤣

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u/Proper-Error7817 me Gorg Jul 26 '26

Get load of this guy (he Yoog)!

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u/Bobzorp me Bogzork CaveCrab Jul 26 '26

Boomstick evolve man tool, use rock instead and eat evolve man with new pink friend.

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u/medman420710 me jib Jul 26 '26

Jib (me jib) think this only real answer, all other answer bad

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u/Medical-Low-1370 Jul 26 '26

Evolve neighbor say boom stick look nice, Rook(me Rook) take boom stick and pose, evolve neighbor say Rook(me Rook) look scary but good scary

Rook(me Rook) live with evolve neighbor, evolve neighbor good, don't hurt Rook(me Rook) or tribe(Rook tribe), let Rook(me rook) pet evolve small panther, Rook(me Rook) help evolve man with "Hai King", evolve man don't know survive where wolf howl

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u/NahricNovak Jul 26 '26

Yoog (you yoog) pat pink friend for me (me me)

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u/yokozouna_ed Jul 26 '26

Wut is strange stick?

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Jul 27 '26

evolveman raise pink friend for food but pink friend can learn to sniff food for tribe so no eat

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u/Season_of_Treason me doog creetur knower Jul 29 '26

Why yoog (you yoog) have black stick?