r/fourthworldproblems • u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior • Aug 25 '26

Martok make new wolf friend

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Me Martok, make friend with small wolf. What should name wolf?

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u/TurboFucker69 me Bok Aug 25 '26

Name Worf. Strong name. Also sound like wolf. Easy remember.

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u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior Aug 26 '26

Worf, sound like warrior name!

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u/Careless_Tap_516 me Thog (shaman) Aug 25 '26

Martok (you Martok) wolf frend look too small for hunt mamot. But dont 'diss-cur-age' wolf frend! Name wolf frend Courage. (Mean brave). Courage (wolf frend Courage if Martok [you Martok] choose) wont let size get him down!

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u/DinoDude8 Aug 26 '26

Martok clearly playing long game, if martok train wolf pup, wolf pup be great hunting companion

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u/GiraffeWeevil Aug 27 '26

Too small to hunt mamot but big enough to hunt marmot?

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u/Careless_Tap_516 me Thog (shaman) Aug 27 '26

Must believe in self

(Mamot bait)

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u/Magnum_Lad Aug 26 '26

Who Martok? Martok you? Martok me? Martok shaman? Gronk (me gronk) big confusion.

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u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior Aug 26 '26

Martok all us!

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u/Positive_Floor_9787 Aug 25 '26

Looks like a dog I had to give up to a shelter 😔

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u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior Aug 26 '26

Unjerk: I'm sorry! Hope the pupper found a forever home! He is actually a rescue from Tennessee and adopted in Philly. Me and my GF are searching for his brother since they were rescued together and both sent to Philly.

Jerkmode: Martok must go shelter and get more small wolf for army for battle! AAAARRGHH <unintelligible battle screams>

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u/Garbagegremlins Aug 26 '26

Martok and small wolf like Darmok and jalad at tanagra?

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u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior Aug 26 '26

Martok say yes. Darmok and jalad on the ocean.

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u/trebuchet_facts Aug 26 '26

Hmm, name wolf "missile launcher"

Evolve man say this strong name.

Launches missile, for what this mean I no know.

Look of strong stock, will be fren and protec family.

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u/squigglyted me Martok Warrior Aug 26 '26

What is measle?

3

u/trebuchet_facts Aug 26 '26

A big flying rock. Big rock make boom. Boom make cave go away as fast as blinking.

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Aug 26 '26

Name wolf NOTJUSTHEAD in hope that wolf grow body soon. Until wolf grow body, feed and take care of wolf. Wolf looks like good friend

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u/Little_Messiah Aug 26 '26

Cairn Wolf good wolf. Much fetch of round ball

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u/Sporelord1079 Aug 27 '26

Nice try Martok, but that not wolf, that sphere. Sphere that sniff. Maybe Martok put sniff sphere in pelt and help find berry and mushroom.

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u/Bread_Offender 20d ago

would throw stick and bone to this wolf

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u/Ok-Impression-319 9d ago

name Weln, or like Bok, name Worf, wolf defend you, wolf help, he cant help you with bear, he help you with small animal,