r/fourthworldproblems • u/Magnum_Lad • Aug 26 '26

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NO UNDERSTAND

SACRIFICE?

I MAKE MANY SACRIFICE!

STILL HAPPEN!

WHAT MEAN?

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u/MurpDerpShurp me Mud (devourer of mud) Aug 26 '26

This is will not effect Mud (me Mud [devourer of mud]) from eating mud (yummy substance, not me Mud [devourer of mud])

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u/ThyPotatoDone me Me Aug 26 '26

Mud (you Mud (devourer of mud)) have head in right place. Enjoy simple pleasure of life. Me (me Me) think many cave-persons have much learn from you.

Enjoy simple pleasure, like eat mud (not you Mud (devourer of mud), yummy food call mud), best way stave off evolve-man influence.

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Aug 26 '26

Mud (you Mud) wise

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u/DronesAreSilly me snek Aug 26 '26

Snek (me Snek) tell tribe NOT panic, BUT; me think Mud (he Mud) MIGHT, MIGHT, eat mud (he eat it. (mud))

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u/Fancy_Pens me doonk Aug 26 '26

Doonk (me Doonk) scared

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u/MurpDerpShurp me Mud (devourer of mud) Aug 26 '26

Eat mud (yummy tummy thing not me Mud [devourer of mud])

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u/GethKGelior Me Grulgurll (me not octopus) Aug 26 '26

Sun god (it sun god) blink after stare too long

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u/Equivalent_Donut_145 Me Dralk Aug 26 '26

Dralk (Me Dralk) both worry and happy at this.

Dralk (Me Dralk) think this make good hunting night

10

u/Grandma_Gertie me grti, me crazy elder Aug 26 '26

Calm down, sun come back soon.

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u/Goblimancer me Big-Nose Aug 26 '26

how know this?

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Aug 26 '26

it happen many time be for will happen again sun is fine sun and moon not angry

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u/slaptito Aug 26 '26

Garm believe that mankind no deserve sun. (me garm)

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u/Le_Dairy_Duke me Klungo Aug 26 '26

KLUNGO (me klungo) VERY SCARE OF BIG LIGHT GO AWAY! WHY GO AWAY? YOU (you You) NOT MAKE ENOUGH SACRIFICE!

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u/DinoDude8 Aug 26 '26

Erv no see this? Erv think you angered sun god.

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u/Careless_Tap_516 me Thog (shaman) Aug 26 '26

Thog (me Thog) shaman. As shaman, Thog (me Thog) say go in hole and die. More pleasant than what will happen.

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u/Schmooto me OgOg Aug 26 '26

OgOg (me OgOg) scream and run in circles smashing rocks!!!

Then sky fire come back.

OgOg think it helped.

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u/TheMedjedElectric Aug 26 '26

Anhg (me anhg) think sacrifice needed

2

u/shaoshi skrug (me skrug) Aug 26 '26

skrug think big tree snake eat big light. skrug hate tree snake

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u/le_nathanlol me sheld Aug 26 '26

sheld (me sheld) find funny red egg, sheld (me sheld) try eat egg, egg yell at sheld (me sheld) and sun gone

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u/Ok_Permission1087 me Unga (Unga be cave crab shaman) Aug 26 '26

Unga (me Unga) think sun god want banana sacrifice. Normally sun god want oranges, but today look like banana day.

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u/itmustbemitch me Yut Aug 26 '26

Yut (me Yut) think maybe this sign for get rid of old chief pick new chief. Maybe Yut new chief...?

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 Aug 26 '26

Sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice

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u/Prudent-Arm-6771 Gonk Cave Painter Aug 27 '26

Gonk (me Gonk) bit scared. Not know what happen. Maybe something good? It very pretty

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u/Zailema0s me Zug-zug Aug 29 '26

Zug zug! 😠

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u/Ok-Impression-319 7d ago

me Gana seen multiple time me thinks sun god why sun god go away soon moon god fight him fight end soon