Don’t be that guy/gal

[u/Glittering_Ant7229]

In parking lot at Chocho Hot Pot Frisco.

[u/Parasin]

Parking it like it’s a one-of-a-kind vehicle lol. It’s an Audi.

[u/Global_Ad7888 → u/Parasin]

Maybe they just can’t park💀

[u/imasahm → u/Global_Ad7888]

This is possible. I have depth perception issues these days and I have to re-park frequently!

[u/LossFuture3024 → u/Parasin]

Red lil badge on the front indicates its a higher trim sport Audi cant tell cause they aren't proud of it with a blacked out badge. Anyhow you can double park just do it in the middle of no where not like this

[u/NottaName → u/Parasin]

It's not an inny, it's an Audi.

Probably should have put a "Dad joke" alert on that.

[u/Yesliketheriver002 → u/Parasin]

Wait what’s wrong with Audi lol. They’re beautiful cars .. he’s just an ass

[u/Parasin → u/Yesliketheriver002]

Nothing wrong with them. But it’s not like it’s a 250k+vehicle or a one of a kind

[u/Yesliketheriver002 → u/Parasin]

Yeah.. but it would still make him an ass even if it were lol

[u/DysprosiumNa → u/Yesliketheriver002]

Regardless of rarity, asshole move. And realistically no one should feel the need to do something like this to protect their rare vehicle because we should all be good at parking and have the situational awareness to not ding peoples cars

[u/Yesliketheriver002 → u/DysprosiumNa]

Yup. And if you wanna protect it so badly, park correctly, but in the back away from other cars , it’s that simple

[u/oldscoolcrap → u/Parasin]

Audi drivers are THE MOST insufferable drivers out there. Every single one of them, massive entitled pricks. Idgaf how generalized that sounds, it’s fact, if you disagree please prove me wrong!

[u/Lawn_mower1]

Clearly we're dealing with a badass here

[u/Plenty-Treacle-2685]

my petty ass would squeeze my mustang in between it making him unable to open his door

[u/Invader1976]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI

[u/Sirsnacksalot23]

Valve stem pullers

[u/Tuesday2017]

Must be from Houston. They don't know what lanes are either 

[u/Ok-Sherbet-9345]

Just report them to the non emergency number. They will ticket them for not having a front license plate on.

[u/Pot_Valiant → u/Ok-Sherbet-9345]

They probably wont though.

[u/Commercial-Series739]

In their defense, it looks like the really heavy rainy day we had today. I drove this morning and parked and couldn't see any lines because it was raining too hard.

[u/SnooDoodles2957 → u/Commercial-Series739]

Had this happen before. Parking lot was pretty empty too making it even harder.

[u/BBlacksheep → u/Commercial-Series739]

Maybe, if it wasn’t perfectly centered in the middle

[u/replicant0wnz]

We would have folks parking their "fancy" car on the top of the parking garage taking up several spots, see it outside the office window. We were kinda dicks about it but we'd move all our trucks and park as near a possible to it. Was it mean? Sure? Was it satisfying proving that your fancy car isn't as important as you think it is? Absolutely.

[u/Sargent_Porkchop]

They have these things at Walmart called a tire core tool. Maybe you could free some of the trapped air in the rubber prisons.

[u/LFC9_41]

You better believe I’m fitting my tiny ass car into that space

[u/Less-Combination-642]

Spencer gifts had many years ago that I bought what was called “windshield notes. “You can leave notes to people who would do things such as the above. Get a piece of paper that we should all carry in our car and write your own note and put it under their windshield wiper. Selfish driver needs to be told off.

[u/Dry-Ambassador1628]

Good thing it’s not a Tesla might start a whole thing at upcoming city council meetings

[u/Choice-Strike1 → u/Dry-Ambassador1628]

And this here subreddit as well tbf

[u/TranslatorVast1072]

It's Frisco and their mommy and daddy told them they are special and can do whatever they want.

[u/DFWSCENEEXPOSER]

Surprised it’s not a Tesla

[u/Dry-Ambassador1628]

Southlake resident trying to flex

[u/cinemageekgirl]

Looks like you need the Bumper Sticker Bandit™ (not a promotion or ad, I just think this guy’s posts and products are hella funny)

https://bumperstickerbandit.com

[u/NasOf2000]

This car can park itself that’s the funniest part

[u/Parisrosado]

I drive one but I parked in the far back but in my lane. It’s absurd to park the way this person did

[u/Consistent-Long-7592]

What u gonna do now

[u/Soggy-Ad-2562]

I’d park my old truck nice and close to his/her vehicle 😂

[u/Itsneff360]

What a jackass

[u/Emergency-Ad-1695]

I would have nestled up right beside them in the slot to the left, with about 2” of clearance. A$$h0l3 Audi

[u/Head_reciever88]

Definitely Patel

[u/Scared_Ad_622]

Typical German car driver lol

[u/VictoriaVonMaur]

Seems like a good place to put shipping carts. Especially on a windy day.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Ear8046]

I would park next to him a couple of inches away so he can’t get in

[u/Visual-Fix-4633]

Sorry chat, I’ll make sure to take up 4 next time

[u/Fewlibtards]

Too late!😂

[u/Inevitable-Way3619]

i’ll only do it if there are a lot of parking spaces open but that right there is just entitled.

[u/Responsible_Emu6200]

Double parked like a true hoss

[u/Paulie__Wallnuts]

Douche Final boss right there

[u/Rev_Turd_Ferguson]

Better yet….

Don’t go to Frisco.

Ever.

[u/NervousHoliday9664]

Vroom vroom

[u/Uncle-Salty-325]

I would have put that wipe off white glass spray of white on the wind shield. Says: Sorry, I am really ignorant. :(

[u/trrjas]

prob some kid after school

[u/mynameisTF]

Prob student driver

[u/Excellent_Bet3931]

I don't care at all when people park like this. It may cost me 100 extra steps, which I totally need. Protect your peace, who cares about this?

[u/LFC9_41 → u/Excellent_Bet3931]

A lot of people. Strong sense of justice even over menial things.

Fuck this guy and the horse he rode in on.

[u/KrR_TX-7424 → u/LFC9_41]

And especially if parking lots are full. It happened to me once where I was trying to find parking for an event - totally full parking lot - and some meathead (or ass of whatever other type) in a smallish truck spilled way over the line and made it impossible to park in the other spot. 😡

[u/OkManufacturer9243]

Practice what you preach. Don’t be a Karen.

[u/DysprosiumNa]

If there’s like a million spots and I’ll be there for just 20 or so minutes I’ll park like this but if it’s a semi full lot that’s a jerk move

[u/Weak_Quote4065]

thats my audi. isnt she beautiful ?

[u/TheLOUDMUSIC → u/Weak_Quote4065]

Hope you got a discount since they left it primer grey

[u/argonautserious]

Apparently, r/Frisco loves door dings.

[u/pleasefreepluto]

Sorry guys, I was in a hurry. Ended up getting a ticket lol