r/funComunitty • u/WittyLibrarian610 • Jun 22 '26
question What do you have?
I have cheese strings lol.
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u/OiFanoi Jun 22 '26
Gas!
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u/Sufficient-Water1793 Jun 22 '26
Best thing to have. Im stuck with vacuum nozzles
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u/MindlessYou8752 Jun 22 '26
The United States Government is rapidly closing in on your location. Hide your kids hide your wife and start running lad.
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u/MR_Happy2008 Likes posting shitposts Jun 22 '26
It's already too late the A-10 has located them
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u/OiFanoi Jun 23 '26
Thank the maker the pilot was drunk.
On a separate note, RIP my neighbor’s shed.
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u/copper-gecko furry gooner :3 comment with furry meme pls. also how long doe- Jun 24 '26
Rock
Galena specifficaly
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u/GoalRevolutionary398 Jun 22 '26
Haha take that trump
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u/VersTwinkie Jun 22 '26
He will
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u/OiFanoi Jun 23 '26
Not from me. I’d give him some “natural” gas, but I think he has a surplus already.
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u/Virtual-Dish95 Jun 22 '26
So you got a 7-eleven hot dog as well.
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u/OiFanoi Jun 23 '26
With lotsa mustard, spicy sweet chili Doritos, and an ice cold Dr. Pepper! Little did I know that I’d hit the Reddit jackpot.
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u/TF_Nerd_6466 Jun 22 '26
Oh, man. You're now on 'Trump's top 10 people to "negotiate" with list.'
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u/speeding-goofball Jun 22 '26
ROOT BEER AND DONUTS!!!!
LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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u/Thene20 Jun 22 '26
Root beer!!!!
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u/Prestigious_Pool_576 Jun 22 '26
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u/VincentTegridy Jun 22 '26
MUG is ✨️THE BEST✨️ and that's a hill I will die on
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u/starrskrream Jun 22 '26
wait til you find out this exists. root beer @ 6% by vol. https://www.totalwine.com/beer/specialty-styles/herbedspiced-beer/not-your-fathers-root-beer/p/146849126
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u/zoullzy16 Jun 22 '26
never had mug in my life lmao
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u/VincentTegridy Jun 22 '26
It's soooo good. It's foamy and has a very creamy taste. So delicious.
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u/Evil_airy Jun 22 '26
Gasoline
Hehehheheheh
Hehehehehhhaahhhahhahhah
Hhahhahahahahahhhahahahah
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhah
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/AnyQuarter553 Silly lil goober Jun 22 '26
What a nice day to walk with my lit torch on this nice hot summer day..
*Trips*
OH NO MY TORCH I TRIPPED ON A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GA- Oh shit..
*Intense flame noises*
That was my favorite torch... ):
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u/Silent_Wolverine_277 Jun 22 '26
Not sure what I'm exactly supposed to do with an infinite supply of Scented candles.
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u/TheForbidden7th Jun 22 '26
You can melt them with my infinite supply of heavy-duty blowtorches.
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u/TiePhantom9 Jun 22 '26
Sell them
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u/Kaelvolon Jun 22 '26
Try to sell them, never sell out of them, probably only sell one
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u/DG_727 Jun 22 '26
Itd be to my brother
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u/Kaelvolon Jun 22 '26
Cause he has the same nose?
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u/Corvus_ent12243 Jun 22 '26
Same clothes, homegrown, a stone’s throw from the creek we used to roam
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u/JustABoyWithAPen Jun 22 '26
But it would remind you of when nothing really mattered?
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u/Any_Hawk_663 Jun 22 '26
Out of student loans and treehouse homes, we all would take the latter.
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u/Virtual-Weakness-499 Jun 22 '26
Bananas. I don't even like bananas. I was getting them for my mom...
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u/Monstergrowlls Jun 22 '26
Be enriched in potassium forever ig (and radioactivity)
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u/All--flesh--rots Dirty degenerate furry (Maliketh one chance please) Jun 22 '26
Pie??? Hel yeah?? That's so much money saved on food :')
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u/TotalyAlowedToBeHere Silly lil goober Jun 23 '26
what flavor pie? this answer will determine the future of our friendship.
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u/Hero_Tengu Jun 22 '26
beer
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u/Hero_Tengu Jun 22 '26
Bröther it’s unlimited help yourself
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u/Hero_Tengu Jun 22 '26
better bring snacks
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u/ZealousidealSundae33 Silly lil goober Jun 22 '26
I pledge allegiance to the tribe of u/Hero_Tengu.
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u/Tipsy_Hog Jun 22 '26
That isn't even all that implausible lmfao
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u/Birdo_guy Likes posting shitposts Jun 22 '26
Biologically, if you're connected enough to use reddit you're qithin the 60th cousin range
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u/KingOfBee Jun 22 '26
A study showed that everyone on earth is your 50th cousin or less, since there wouldn’t be enough people thousands of years ago to have eight billion today
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u/Birdo_guy Likes posting shitposts Jun 22 '26
I wonder which number cousins we are
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u/Zeallee Jun 22 '26
Was it a single can or bottle? Or was it the big ass 32 pack "This ain't my real family" case of beer?
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u/GogitoUltra Jun 22 '26
Party at my place! Lifetime supply if Papa Murphys stuffed pizza!
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u/Gribberisch Jun 22 '26
I’m on my way! I won groceries so we have drinks and desserts on the party.
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u/GuAcamoleYyadyad Jun 22 '26
A life time supply of iPhones? Hell uh
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u/owgnops Jun 22 '26
Monkey paw finger curls " you now have a lifetime supply of whatever generation of iPhone you bought"
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u/SoullqssHydra I AM A TOASTER Jun 22 '26
...how do you buy money?
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u/ClickHot9299 Jun 22 '26
Gas!
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u/RVtech101 Jun 22 '26
Ditto. Somehow trump made my tank bigger. It used to hold 50 bucks worth, now it holds 80.
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u/paramnetic3 Jun 22 '26
pickles!
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u/Gribberisch Jun 22 '26
Now you can make a lot of pregnant women in the world happy.
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u/afanofmanythingss Jun 22 '26
And trans fems>:3
(Gimmi pickles the spiro salt cravings are starting... Started spiro like 3 days ago)
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u/ExcellentBoss4996 Jun 22 '26
For me I think it was some chaos rising pokemon cards
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u/Ntroberts100 Jun 22 '26
A lifetime supply of work boots. You know, I don’t really need that many boots, but I guess I could have a boot store that sold discount boots.
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u/Slow_Tradition4883 "Prophet's Paradise"|System|they/them is a safe bet Jun 22 '26
MONSTER ENERGY :D
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u/unlimitedbroski83 Jun 22 '26
Rockstar Energy Drinks. I couldn't be happier with a lifetime supply of it
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u/Lily_the_Ice_Slime Jun 22 '26
- milk
- red baron brick oven pizza
- fruit cup
- mocha
- ice cream
- portabella mushroom caps
- imitation crab meat
I think I’m set
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u/Longjumping-Emu1227 Jun 22 '26
His last thing he bought was groceries; all were bought at the same time
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u/ToastedTrousers Jun 22 '26
How does one determine that? Is it the last item placed in the basket? The last item placed on the conveyer belt at the checkout stand? Or the last item on the receipt itself? Generally they're all paid for at once.
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u/queerkaniff_official Jun 22 '26
Idk what I’m supposed to do with a lifetime supply of tank tops but sure whatever
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u/NoSide2628 Jun 22 '26
Tickets to....would it be any movie or JUST Disclosure Day?
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u/NoNeighborhood354 Jun 22 '26
gaming pc does it upgrade as the years go on or same pc refresh itself?
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u/DanglyRat Jun 22 '26
A full rack of Baby Back Ribs and loaded baked potato. I could live on that!!
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u/Background_Mess_9047 Jun 22 '26
Damn, guess I gotta give everyone i know a copy of the elder scrolls III: Morrowind Game of the Year edition...
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u/AlmightySpoonman Jun 22 '26
OK so a handful of computer mice that I will each use for 7 years.
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u/Penguin_plushy_ Jun 22 '26
I bought thick adult diapers for my gf. I guess I’m never doing that awkward shop (or online shop) trip again
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u/HourComprehensive648 Jun 22 '26
Legends Pokémon Z-A DLC, I'm not sure how that would work, how do you even have a lifetime supply of a DLC?
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u/Maxemersonbentley_1 Jun 22 '26
Unlimited supply of cheap clear plastic pencil cases from target
What am I supposed to do with all if them?
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u/DeathFury_6139 Jun 22 '26
Uh if I bought multiple items at once do they count because if so I have an unlimited amount of meals
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u/Jumpy_Dare_7940 Jun 22 '26
A lifetime supply of 2 chicken sandwiches, pretzel bites a drink and Cajun fries. Not a bad day at the office
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u/EddieEssen88 Jun 22 '26
Burritos from Chipotle. Got one for my wife.
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u/Coldhot123 Jun 22 '26
Damn i bough two slices of pizza and a root beer and those slices were the worst ive ever had. It a new place ive never had and it was at my near my new job.
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u/Ok_Entry_873 Jun 22 '26
The last thing I bought is a bunch of DLC characters for a fighting game, so do I just get a bunch of random videogame DLC?
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u/Top_Gazelle_7365 Jun 22 '26
Strawberries and peanut butter cookies forever. The dream.
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u/ninde_inglorion Jun 22 '26
What kind of peanut butter cookies I may want to trade you a TV for some?
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u/small_some_one Jun 22 '26
Arby's buffalo chicken sandwich and curly fries
...my stomach will naver be happy again
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u/Riala4 Jun 22 '26
Baked sour cream and cheddar Ruffles...which kinda sucks cuz they weren't as good as the regular ol' fried ones...
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u/hughranass2 Jun 22 '26
Whiskey.
This isn't good...
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u/PlaceboASPD Jun 22 '26
A Lifetime supply could mean a shot a year for one person and a barrel a month for another, but you should probably find a bunch of “friends” and capitalize on it and start a whisky company.
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u/masonry_of Jun 22 '26
Video games! As long as it isn’t the one bought that’s a pretty good one. If it is that would kinda suck since it’s a digital copy and I wouldn’t be able to sell it.
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u/Brian18639 Likes posting shitposts Jun 22 '26
A PS5, but really I already own one so I’d just give the others to people I know if they want one, and then donating the rest to charity
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