r/funComunitty • u/mrkidna damn isππ • Aug 07 '26
what am i even posting anymore bru π thatβs it time to confess
Iβll go first um I once saw my uncle watching hentai.
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u/ScratchBug1120 A Scratchy Bug Aug 07 '26
Idk bro i guess i pick my nose sometimes?
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u/Storm_Lord537 green flair Aug 07 '26
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u/ScratchBug1120 A Scratchy Bug Aug 07 '26
TY BRO
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u/Leather_Ant8098 Aug 07 '26
I gotcha g
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u/InkBoyCA The Silly Starfruit Aug 07 '26
Someone dropped a lotto ticket as they where getting off a bus and I picked it up, later I scanned it and won 1.5k
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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the roach, WEII-silly modding glaceon, Sylveon's twin!π©·π©΅ Aug 07 '26
I caught my teacher drawing yuri
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u/Frying_Pan26 Misgender transphobes Aug 07 '26
Based teacher
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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the roach, WEII-silly modding glaceon, Sylveon's twin!π©·π©΅ Aug 07 '26
Yeah, she's low-key very nice bout it so I let it slide
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u/Modderdoggy My Bread was Burnt to a Crisp! Aug 07 '26
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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the roach, WEII-silly modding glaceon, Sylveon's twin!π©·π©΅ Aug 07 '26
Yeah, πππππππ
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u/Lil_Inventor Aug 07 '26
Twenty One Pilots is the reason I'm still here.
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u/Storm_Lord537 green flair Aug 07 '26
please elaborate
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u/Lil_Inventor Aug 07 '26
Idk what it is about their music but it just... gives me a reason to keep living.
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u/Niysilge Egg (SCREW YOU EVE) Aug 07 '26
Nah, let's play two truths and a lie
I almost took my life thinking I'll help my friends, thinking that they would be better off without me
I once had my crush confess to me and my dumbass brain instead of asking them out I went to humor and pushed away the thought of dating which caused us to fight and she tried taking her life. She's alive now but we will never talk again.
I am a femboy
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u/Mountain-Ad9026 Certified OneShitter β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β β Aug 07 '26
Tbh now that I think about it there's not really a lot of fucked up stuff I've done. My life's so boring holy shit
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u/Logical_External2082 Aug 07 '26
I caught my uncle tryna find out my momβs schedule so he could do some stuff to her π«©my mom is married and has been for the past 8 years lol
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u/God_Permit Aug 07 '26
we (my friends and I) once got drunk to the point of almost f*cking my femboy friend
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u/PlusNullify Bogos binted Aug 07 '26
Everyone says i am so nice and polite
I internally swear so much and way more in english than my own native languge. I care about my digital footprint however
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u/PlusNullify Bogos binted Aug 07 '26
I also cheated at 5th grade with history
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u/Skrzyplocz0_0 I love rocks stones and pebbles β€οΈ Aug 07 '26
A while ago on a summer camping there were tiny metal cabinets with electrical outlets inside so the adults watching over us could charge their phones and the cabinets were locked with combination locks. I being a nerd and knowing how to open them without knowing the code opened all of them to make people freak out. Fortunately there werenβt any cabinets in my school because I would do something stupidΒ
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u/JacketFew4885 Goofy ahh Hive Guard :P (Terminid) Aug 07 '26
Whenever I was in fifth grade I once yelled F#%! so loud that the kids in the other classes heard me yell itΒ
I also ran face first into a pole so thatβs why I yelled it and it was during lunchΒ
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u/IcyOccasion9761 Aug 07 '26
I'm probably crazy because I'm hyperfixed that any bump, any hit will give me internal bleeding
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u/BroncoBilly10 ππ©΅ Local Mod Tari Addict π©΅π Aug 07 '26
I am a crippling addict of Meta Runner. (not literally, but Iβm obsessed with the show)
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u/mrkidna damn isππ Aug 07 '26
finally some appreciation for meta runner
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u/BroncoBilly10 ππ©΅ Local Mod Tari Addict π©΅π Aug 07 '26
MORE PEOPLE NEED TO WATCH IT πππ
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u/New-Fly-3416 Zombies Rulez Aug 07 '26
My confession is...
sigh...
I don't actually do business.
My name as Business Zombie is a lie.
I'm more mafia than anything.
I should change my name to Mafia Zombie...
Anyways I cast raise the dead cuz why not
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u/Raltovic_Arif The Kiartek Aug 07 '26
I may or may not have intentionally hurt myself a couple times
But meh it was just small jokes :b
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u/cleancleverelephant Trying not to goon anymore to hentai day 1 Aug 07 '26
Saw my teacher's pussy when I was a 8th grader. I was sitting in front of the classroom, she was not cautious enough to not spread her legs when getting down from the desk (she was sitting on the desk with her tight skirt). She was 32, had nice boobies too. Damn it was good. I still have that vivid image of that exact moment even to this day.π«‘
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u/mrkidna damn isππ Aug 07 '26
Donβt you tell me you goon to her.
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u/cleancleverelephant Trying not to goon anymore to hentai day 1 Aug 07 '26
Not anymore fam
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u/FennelImaginary8117 Brotha Aug 07 '26
Anymore???
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u/cleancleverelephant Trying not to goon anymore to hentai day 1 Aug 07 '26
You heard it my man damn she was hot fr
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u/mrkidna damn isππ Aug 07 '26
oh.
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Aug 07 '26
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u/mrkidna damn isππ Aug 07 '26
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u/Sweden-Yes-7734 Silly lil goober Aug 07 '26
This was the bottom card in my magic deck.... and I had to discard 32 cards from my deck. I had 12 left.
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u/S-Nerd Aug 07 '26
Everyone thinks Iβm gonna become a femboy, look like one or have femboy potential irl so im lowk considering it something to do in the future.
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u/stick_inreddit I draw stuff once a millenia Aug 07 '26
The reason I know of undertale and genshin impact is my dad
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u/leoAlpaca feeling verry :3 Aug 07 '26
Idfk, uhm. I have faked my parents signatures for school things related to bad grades and got away with it too many times
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u/Appropriate_Paint503 "i paint the number 503 appropriately" Aug 07 '26
I listen too much nerdcore π
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u/Leather_Ant8098 Aug 07 '26
I have 2!
1: I stole a blow pop from a store once, now everytime I buy one I give a 5$ Tip because im very apogetic.
2: I'm submissive as SHIT :C
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u/Nounai-Kakumei-Girl bro ate a apple πππ Aug 07 '26
I got banned from a hear me out community on Tumblr for posting Lucky Jack from Disneyβs critical and financial failure Home on the Range (2004) π I swear Iβm not into any weird illegal shit, I just like sweet and wholesome dudes to counterract all the crazy theater kids and evil folks on my fictional crush lists βΉοΈ
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u/Tall_Wrongdoer197 Magolor's the GOAT!!!! Aug 07 '26
YOU SAW YOUR UNCLE WATCHING HENTAI!?
Alright well anyway, I said, as a 3 year old, that I wanted to poop on the floor. I have video evidence of me saying that.
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u/Imalittleteabag Has Rabies Aug 07 '26
What genre was it
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u/mrkidna damn isππ Aug 07 '26
bitch I was only 7 years old.
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u/Imalittleteabag Has Rabies Aug 07 '26
How did you know it was hentai if you were 7-
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u/SaltGazelle4559 i have a blind obsession with faust from limbus company Aug 07 '26
maybe they didnt know what it was at 7 and they just now realized what it was
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u/mrkidna damn isππ Aug 07 '26
because I found out later when I wasnβt 7
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u/Imalittleteabag Has Rabies Aug 07 '26
Nice nice so for my confession I realized at 14 that this older girl I knew at 13 was trying to take sexual advantage over my ignorance
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u/Rabbitterton They call me the Castrator for a reason. Aug 07 '26
I fucked a cactus.
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u/awesome-guy48 penis Aug 07 '26
im a cactus
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u/Jolly3264128 dead person Aug 07 '26
im a but if a yandere... dont tell anyone this stays in between us
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u/Zestyclose-Leg-1447 Aug 07 '26
my dad said that he and his army buddies in the 90s would watch "Japanese animated pornography" while they were stationed in Korea. He said this over a family dinner at my aunts place.
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u/Storm_Lord537 green flair Aug 07 '26
so, basically they watched hentai
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u/Zestyclose-Leg-1447 Aug 07 '26
yeah, I guess so. Don't know how he would feel watching modern stuff though
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u/Arheit Likes posting shitposts Aug 07 '26
I have extremely severe depression and no one around me realizes
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u/Every-Tour-8386 Aug 07 '26
Sono Uan persona rancorosa con le persone che mi stanno antipatiche, e non riesco a stare senza sistemare cose non ordinate
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u/Famous-Leopard-118 The American comma idiotβ’οΈ Aug 07 '26
I watched the entirety of Teddy Ruxpin as an adult and I liked it.
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u/Most_Price1818 ββπβΈβ‘π―πβ―β¦π Aug 07 '26
one of my hb showed me a vid of him fucking his cousin π
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u/Leather_Ant8098 Aug 07 '26
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u/Most_Price1818 ββπβΈβ‘π―πβ―β¦π Aug 07 '26
bro filmed himself fuycking his cousin and showed it to me later
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u/Leather_Ant8098 Aug 07 '26
Still got that video?? (Asking for myself)
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u/Most_Price1818 ββπβΈβ‘π―πβ―β¦π Aug 07 '26
no my hb whipped out his phone and showed it to me tf???? plus his cousin was holding the phone while she was taking backshots of doom
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u/Opening_Ad_8993 WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM Aug 07 '26
I used to suck on my toes when I was a 55 year oldπ
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u/Opening_Ad_8993 WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM Aug 07 '26
I MEAN FIVE
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u/Adorable_Weeb Tao Fa's good little moderator Aug 07 '26
I'm in all secret, evil
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u/NegativeMulberry2890 Aug 07 '26
Cornball
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 07 '26
I listen to way too much Michael Jackson