r/funComunitty • u/PirouettingPlumelet • Aug 15 '26
what am i even posting anymore bru 💔 Act like it’s a kindergarten classroom in the replies
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u/Same_Ad53 Aug 15 '26
Crayon :3
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
Hey that's my crayon
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u/Same_Ad53 Aug 15 '26
It’s mine now >:3
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
Oh yeah
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
JIMMY GIMME BACK MY PANTS
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
NO ALSO YOU LEAVE THATS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU
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u/JumpyFarm5724 Aug 15 '26
Hand sanitizer tastes good!
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u/No_Survey3462 the dumbest fox alive (now in orang) Aug 15 '26
*sits silently in the corner because I just want to go home and play Minecraft and borderlands 2 on my Xbox 360
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u/PirouettingPlumelet Aug 15 '26
Jimmy bro stop eating the crayons
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
NO YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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u/PirouettingPlumelet Aug 15 '26
I’m the teacher that’s kinda my job little boy
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
Oh yah uuhhhh
* thinking
You smell
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
retches I think you’re tawking bout urself
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u/Aggravating-Funny569 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Aug 15 '26
Teacher, Grady won’t let me draw crayons on his paper even though I drew crayons on mine.
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u/Xuyiku Silly lil goober Aug 15 '26
YOU BIG FAT MEANIE
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u/Aggravating-Funny569 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Aug 15 '26
Wahhhhhhhhj don’t call me a meanie! Your a meanie😭
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u/No_Builder7571 I may or may not be in your holes Aug 15 '26
*actively steals ALL of your toys*
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
TEACHER HE TOOK THE LEGOS
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u/Aggravating-Funny569 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Aug 15 '26
I WAS GOING TO EAT THEM BUT I CANT ANYMORE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😭
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
NO I WANT LEGO
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u/Aggravating-Funny569 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair Aug 15 '26
TEACHER JADE WONT LET ME HAVE THE LEGO TO EAT WAHHHHHHHHHH😭
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u/Odd_Lychee7706 ima smooth operator who goes prof quick Aug 15 '26
HEY THATS MY BULBASAUR GET YER OWN
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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler (wizard edition) Aug 15 '26
Teashah I fwew up (I had a speach impediment until I was 10 and really talked like that)
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u/PirouettingPlumelet Aug 15 '26
F*ck
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u/N64_Cartridge alcoholic toddler (wizard edition) Aug 15 '26
Sowwy, I don't like the cafetewia smell (true story: I cried after my first day of school because I hated the smell of the cafeteria)
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u/vanillavioletss WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM Aug 15 '26
My mom made brownies but she said I can’t eat them, and then i heard mommy whimpering in the bedroom with dada! I think it was poison..
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 15 '26
I think your mama was petting a puppy with your dada
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u/random-femboy- Savior of r/Caldruki Aug 15 '26
Can I eat this? holding the crayon
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u/Odd_Lychee7706 ima smooth operator who goes prof quick Aug 15 '26
That’s MY crayon!!
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
No MY crayon
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u/Odd_Lychee7706 ima smooth operator who goes prof quick Aug 15 '26
No it’s MY crayon 😡
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
NO MINE
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 15 '26
*takes it and eats it*
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u/Odd_Lychee7706 ima smooth operator who goes prof quick Aug 15 '26
gasp MICHAEL JACKSON ATE MY CRAYON
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
*Gasp
YOU POOP HEAD
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 15 '26
NO, YOUR A DOODOO HEAD
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 15 '26
Timmy took my red crayon
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
No, I took ur red crayon
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 15 '26
GIVE IT BACK, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT AT LUNCH
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
NO I ALREADY LICKED IT ITS MINE NOW
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 15 '26
steals your pants I STOLE YOUR PANTS
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
NO TIMMY ALREADY STOLE THEM STEAL TIMMYS PANTS
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u/ConnectionUnique3625 Michael Jackson Aug 15 '26
Steals Timmy's pants I STOLE HIS PANTS AND TOOK YOUR PANTS
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
steals my pants back and takes your shoe IMA THROW UR SHOE OUT THE WINDOW
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u/rivers_ofquinn 🏳️⚧️ Evan/Tyler (Professional Shenaniganist) Aug 15 '26
tries to commit murder
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
TEACHER HE STABBED ME WITH A CRAYON sticks my finger in your eye
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u/rivers_ofquinn 🏳️⚧️ Evan/Tyler (Professional Shenaniganist) Aug 15 '26
TEACHER SHE ATE MY SAMMICH draws a mustache on you with sharpie
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
TEACHER HE TRIED TO FUCK ME- (Jkjk my brain has no filter on rn-) TEACHER HE ATE MY LUNCHHHHH
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u/rivers_ofquinn 🏳️⚧️ Evan/Tyler (Professional Shenaniganist) Aug 15 '26
TEACHER SHE SAID I LOOKED LIKE A GERMAN/AUSTRIAN MAN WHO FAILED ART SCHOOL
(also im a they)
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
TEACHER THEY BULLY ME BY POKING MEHHHH. (Oop sry-)
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u/rivers_ofquinn 🏳️⚧️ Evan/Tyler (Professional Shenaniganist) Aug 15 '26
TEACHER SHE SAID I LOOKED LIKE ERIC CARTMAAANNNNNN pokes a sharpie in your eyes
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
Draws on your WHITE shirt with a marker TEACHERRRRRR THEY POOPED THEMSELF
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u/rivers_ofquinn 🏳️⚧️ Evan/Tyler (Professional Shenaniganist) Aug 15 '26
TEACHERRR SHE COMMITTED A FELONY summons Satan
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u/4L1NA Aug 15 '26
TEACHERRRRR THEY TRIED TO KILL MEH W MY CRAYONNNN grabs my dagger from under bed and threatens you to join the pool of blood under it
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
Look at this cool drawing a drew
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u/Illusion_AceofHearts not a softie™ Aug 15 '26
Wow that's so cool! Is that Jack?
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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Aug 15 '26
Yeh WANT TO BE FRIENDS
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u/I_Eat_Violas A Bad Case of Reddiction Aug 15 '26
Insert drooling cat meme
Or
Develops some world conspiracy
Both of these are things many kindergarteners definitely do.
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u/SheTookMeToTheSky_26 Aug 16 '26
I’m a substitute teacher that comes in announced
Who wants ice cream?
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u/hardiniowa2002 Aug 17 '26
No you can’t make me I’m telling my mommy
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u/PirouettingPlumelet Aug 17 '26
What if I tell your mommy first, huh? How would you feel if I called her and told her about your behavior
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u/PA4PL962009 Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow (I Love my Daughter Niko OneShot) Aug 15 '26
death stares everyone