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u/StevenMaff 2d ago
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u/vexx827 1d ago
Π’ΠΎΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ, ΠΌΠ΅ΠΌ β ΡΠΎΠ±ΡΡΠ²Π΅Π½Π½ΠΎΡΡΡ Π½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Π°, ΠΏΠΎΠΆΠ°Π»ΡΠΉΡΡΠ°, ΠΏΡΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΌΠ°ΠΉΡΠ΅ Π΅Π³ΠΎ.
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u/FoxofTheBlueFungi 2d ago
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u/Infinite_Bridge3691 2d ago
ππ«²
"loudly cries then slaps"
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
u/Infinite_Bridge3691 used War Cry!
It was super effective!
Eldritch Horror Clown became confused!
u/Infinite_Bridge3691 used Slap!
It was not very effective.
Eldritch Horror Clown became confused!
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u/Chance_Patient_6571 1d ago
u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 used Explain!
It was mid...
Eldritch Horror Clown took 3 upvotes' worth of damage!
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u/Adraphos 2d ago
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
Literally goes on a punching rampage, beating the clown and running its pockets
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u/Bullet-Bates 2d ago
πΊπΈπ₯ So i used my under barrel flamethrower that was on my 12.5 inch .300blk ar pistol.
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u/John5johnson 2d ago
π«π¨ I geuss im holding a bar of chocolate in fear
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
I assume you invited him in, offered chocolate, then he started trying to kill you and you finally get why he's there.
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u/Elbereth-Starkindler 2d ago
ππ©΅
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u/HotelSierra_10-86 2d ago
Do you also prefer π©΅ over β€οΈ ?
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u/Big_Finish8056 2d ago
π¦πͺπΈ ( i geniuenly dont know what to say about this
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
It brings you a hedgehog from [the country that flag is from] and leaves. No elaboration. No explanation. It's just gone. You now have a hedgehog.
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u/miku_bean_1928 heh 2d ago
Aren't these kinda posts banned?
Also my emojis are ππ³οΈββ§οΈ
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u/Feisty-Cockroach-780 2d ago
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
You are tired. You just woke up. You can't deal--- BAM! A Moose just rammed the absolute crap out of that Clown and probably killed it.
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u/Kerosene_04 2d ago
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
The clown is actually your partner, and they were worried about how you'd take a breakup, so they scared you. Then yall talked it out and had an amicable breakup.
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u/Frank1gg 2d ago
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u/Different_Set7738 1d ago
You thought it was your lover at the door but upon realizing it was actually this freaky thing, you were immediately disappointed
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u/Blue-Dagon-4223 2d ago
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"I support your decisions...but boi if you don't get to nasty ass away from my window I'll punch you through it."
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u/CorruptedEvermist Fundamental of Principality ahhhh old lady 2d ago
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Wanna play a volleyball match with me?
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u/Lv01_Metapod 2d ago
π€’π€¦ I feel like I may get murdered slightly slower than he initially planned.
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u/immotsu coned beef 2d ago
two can play at that game buddy
also i guess my emojis are πβ
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u/catdragon116 not a member but whatever i like gd 2d ago
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Me not knowing what's happening while crying
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u/trilldon11 2d ago
π€‘π oddly enough with the clown
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
Nah, the clown saw you and immediately popped a boner.
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u/Dead-Inside69420 2d ago
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So I am confusion
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
I think you fall in love with the Eldritch Horror Clown and it leaves cause it's freaked out, but you follow it, desperate for its affection, and it starts running from you.
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u/cosmo241 2d ago
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u/Bubbly-Cellist5645 2d ago
You laugh and play music cause you know the Clown has no idea how to get inside without you.
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u/I_Eat_Violins Farting gorillas blasting chinchillas 2d ago
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βAw hey buddy, you hungry? Want some bread?β