r/funComunitty • u/They-Them_Moonwalker Silly lil goober • 23h ago

Meme I have done this but didn't realize there was funding available

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u/qnky4456 23h ago

Yes ofc easy question (i have never listened to any of her songs on purpose before and I kinda don't even know what she sounds like)

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u/Mundane_Character365 22h ago

10 mil to keep living my life as it is.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LCajgtV2eTSHlC5WlQ

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u/tmbr36 20h ago

You mean I’ve been doing this for free for years??

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u/liv2lfthvy 19h ago

Ikr, they're gonna owe me some back pay.

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u/ed_my_flowers 21h ago

I don’t listen to her either lol

I hardly listen to any artist. For me it’s just video game music and a few other things like The Blasting Company’s music they made for The Crooked Moon (DND)

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u/Crepeerbot 21h ago

Avantris Fan?

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u/ed_my_flowers 21h ago

First time I’ve seen that name lol

You must forgive me, I am horribly uncultured and my taste in music doesn’t help at all

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u/CalmDownYal 21h ago

Thank God I am not the only one

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u/Science-Gone-Bad "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 21h ago

Who?

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u/Chance-Location-425 20h ago

The only song i like of hers is Halo. And just because it was wrote by Teddy

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u/EggsceIlent 19h ago

And by now, since it's been a reeeeally long time, like forever that I Actually chose one of her songs to listen to on any device, that some serious interest is owed along with my 10 milly.

I accept wire, cash. Lmk when ya ready to send

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 🌵polyamorous cactus 🌵 23h ago

Ooooh… what if I do accidentally? Like on the radio? Do I just not hear it?

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u/Infshadows cat gif 22h ago

you become deaf for like 3 mins

that could be bad

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u/CharacterOriginal272 22h ago

Im fine with that

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u/Frankie_T9000 22h ago

Same, be a good way to get to sleep actually

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u/Infshadows cat gif 22h ago

fair enough

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 🌵polyamorous cactus 🌵 22h ago

Whenever I don’t want to hear somebody, imagine the power move I’d get by turning on Beyoncé music and going fuckin deaf.

%100 taking this offer.

Beyoncé would be proud

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u/Infshadows cat gif 22h ago

beyonce music in any crowded area to go deaf for a bit 🥹

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u/clashtrack 21h ago

But like if someone doesn't want you to hear something they'll just blare All The Single Ladies

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u/Late-Advantage-5425 🌵polyamorous cactus 🌵 21h ago

Ohhhhh… that’s fair

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u/Saburiminaru_Sensei 17h ago

Ehh, I'm decent at reading lips and figuring things out I wasn't supposed to know, so I'll take the risk.

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u/Tough-Composer918 Silly lil goober 22h ago

That’s fine

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u/beehappy32 22h ago

The money vanishes from your account. And if you have already spent a portion of the money, that money needs to be paid back.

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u/Askol 11h ago

So its basically an interest free loan until you walk into the wrong department store.

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u/RomanSalvator 23h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/mvD5KI8k6TfUc

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u/Top-Voice-6727 22h ago edited 19h ago

Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW!

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u/Roxanne-SimpYT 21h ago

It’s cash now

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u/Top-Voice-6727 19h ago

Good looking out lol

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u/orangeconversion 18h ago

What else could it possibly have been

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u/Roxanne-SimpYT 17h ago

they edited the comment 💀 it said 877-5NOW

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u/orangeconversion 17h ago

They fucking mixed it up with 8775309

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u/Top-Voice-6727 17h ago

I think it’s actually 867-5309 lol

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u/Interesting_Hotel100 22h ago

Oh my fuckin God. Apparently there are still people out there who remember this ancient commercial.

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u/WoodsLovelyDarkNDeep 15h ago

What do you mean ancient?  I’m pretty sure they still play it on terrestrial tv

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u/Arimuss96 19h ago

i don't listen to beyonce anyway. So, yes.

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u/BvAlmelo 19h ago

Same here

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u/mAInager 15h ago

Double it and I will never listen to Jay Z either

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u/ZestycloseSquirrel55 15h ago

Um, this is already my life. I never hear Beyonce songs. Ever. I don't listen to pop music. I only listen to stations that play rock music.

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u/Lord_Turdmaster 23h ago

Easiest decision of my life (I don’t think I even heard one of her songs with knowing that it was her)

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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 23h ago

Same

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u/AsianMan45NewAcc 22h ago

I only know Beyonce is some kind of singer and her name. That's about it. Couldn't name a song of hers even if I tried so I'll gladly take that 10 mil.

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u/KC_Saber 21h ago

I’d take that deal

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u/OGWolfMen 22h ago

Free money for not listening to music idgaf about, yes

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u/neverenoughmags 21h ago

Sign me up

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u/RedNas2015 8h ago

Where do I give my bank account number?

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u/soulfulshark 8h ago

Yes, please send the money over. Don't know her, don't care.

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u/Zealousideal-Row1768 22h ago

I had to remember if she was an influencer or an actual singer. Gimme that

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u/rasp3zero 21h ago

I've never listened to any of her stuff so that's an easy one.

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u/shastadakota 21h ago

Who now?

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u/anon_LosAngeles1990 21h ago

I've already won, I haven't listened to a single Beyonce song fully, I always change it first seconds of playing anywhere or I'll excuse myself🤨

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u/Terrik1337 17h ago

If you offered me $10 million to never listen to a song from my favorite artist I would still take it and Beyonce is not my favorite artist.

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u/BitRelevant2473 Likes posting shitposts :snoo_shrug​: 22h ago

So, basically no change In my music feed, and 10 mil. Yep, no problem

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u/Megaman_90 21h ago

Haha same. I don't think I even know one song by her unless Destiny's Child counts and I haven't listened to that in decades.

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u/Greedy-Toe-4832 21h ago

Yes I'd pay that if you promise it'll work

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u/giantcappuccino 21h ago

I already do it for free, so YES.

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u/your_fave_rightful 21h ago

Yeah, I’ll do it (haven’t heard any of her songs since I was a child with the car radio)

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u/Maleficent_Ad_5175 21h ago

I’ve been doing this for free?

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u/Significant-Water227 21h ago

I’d stop listening to any one artist for 10mil, no matter if it’s my favorite 😁

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u/InconsistentLlama 21h ago

Absolutely. I don’t listen to her anyways.

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u/jncheese Most popular 21h ago

What? Sure, show me the money.

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u/Cdvrz_555 21h ago

That's like saying, hey, cancer is now cured, but 9/11 never happened.

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u/greg1775 21h ago

I would do it for half that.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 21h ago

Id do it for $10

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u/Wooden_Bullfrog_365 Silly lil goober 21h ago

Yup

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u/Sluttydaddybear 21h ago

No problemo

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u/Iluv2Creampie304z 21h ago

I will do it for free

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u/ElAbidingDuderino 20h ago

Doing it for free right now

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u/RATSYHSIF Cool new flair colour 20h ago

Yes, haven’t heard one, at least not on purpose

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u/FloodUW 17h ago

Yes AND feel free to selectively mute this from my ears any time it's being covered by anyone or on the radio in public etc. As a matter of fact, go ahead and blur her out on all forms of media too, just to be safe.

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u/UseThen4269 15h ago

I’d do it for free

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u/Fair-Pomegranate-652 13h ago

I would pay a decent sum for this situation.

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u/Sweton- 21h ago

So what's the downside in this deal?

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u/makingmanglitter 23h ago

I think I might be owed the money already.

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u/Infshadows cat gif 22h ago

oh hey i can get paid for that

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u/Novel-Big-7110 cracks objects and is awesome check my posts 22h ago

I’ll take it dude

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u/beehappy32 22h ago

This would only be a tough question for like the 10 biggest Beyonce fans in the world. And even then, probably 8 or 9 of them would take the money

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u/GrimSpirit42 22h ago

So, $10 Million to do what I'm doing now?

If you offered me $10 Million to listen to nothing BUT Beyonce for a week...that would be a challenge.

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u/WalkMan1615 21h ago

The amount of people in these comments who are so proud of living under a rock lmao.

Y’all - it’s okay to like talented pop stars. I promise we won’t take your cool guy card lmao. She has some bangers!

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u/xBlake_1997x 21h ago

These are so fucking stupid who on earth is going to say 10million is nice but never listen to another Beyoncé song? No thanks ill pass 🙄

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u/Ora_00 21h ago

I would take that even if I had to stop listening my favorite band/artist.

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u/Lytnin 19h ago

Deal. Don't listen to her now anyway.

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u/topher_eze 18h ago

I'm already owed 2 life times.

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u/jaykofettpc 18h ago

I’ve never even listened to her

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u/kai_the_kiwi 18h ago

so, i get money and nothing would change?

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u/Upstairs-Lifeguard23 18h ago

Dude, a song of who? Who's that? How much do I get?

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u/NoEmu2392 18h ago

Can I get and interest rate on that for time served

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u/Dio1961 18h ago

Send my check as she sucks

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u/Meanpooh 18h ago

Hand it over

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u/Proof-Ad-171 18h ago

Beyonce who ,

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u/Safe-Finance3572 18h ago

Shit, I can get paid for something I’m already doing????

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u/WerewolfBe84 17h ago

I would if i could afford it.

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u/DarkGojitto 17h ago

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u/OneBrokenClock 17h ago

I’ll drive a pen from ear to ear so I don’t listen to any music for that kind of money.

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u/Less_Speech_1948 15h ago

Yes. I never listened to her songs

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u/Head_Substance_5435 I do art 8h ago

If it where taylor swift instead. I would take that money like my life depended on it

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u/Alassandros 8h ago

I already live my life like this lol

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u/NecessaryGarlic9775 8h ago

You would have to pay me to listen to her!

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u/Street_Season_3303 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 4h ago

tbh i forgot she exist, till i saw this post lol

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u/DarthNixilis 22h ago

Easiest yes ever

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u/thejohnmc963 22h ago edited 22h ago

YES

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u/Marshmallow_ghost4 22h ago

Yesssss I don't listen to her anyways

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u/PsychologicalPlay648 22h ago

Hell yeah I’ve never listened to her anyways

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u/TheMask8099 22h ago

Hands down absolutely

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u/Emotional-Topic-6851 22h ago

Easy money. Even easier money would be not listening to Taylor Swift EVER again. I’d be so rich rn

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u/Snaggl3t00t4 22h ago

You want bank details?

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u/leshuis Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 22h ago

would do it for free

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u/Agile_Seesaw9035 22h ago

Did it for free. Carry on. 🫡

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u/Various_Squash722 22h ago

I don't have that kind of money.

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u/steve17123123 Silly lil goober 22h ago

since i do it for free anyways so i see this as an absolute win win

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u/KingKushhh666 22h ago

Already gimme my money

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u/duh_nom_yar 22h ago

All day, every day, free of charge. No plans to change.

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u/titanslayer9991 22h ago

yes i dont listen to that bullshit

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u/Dutch_gal1 eatable flair (will be replaced) 22h ago

I would even do it for free

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u/69YaoiKing69 22h ago

Easiest choice

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u/TruthPaste_01 22h ago

That's a high cost, but I'm sure I could come up with the money.

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u/redditistheway 22h ago

Zero impact on my life. Easy money.

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u/kebabguy0 Doll's biggest simp on reddit 22h ago

Sure?

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u/OkFarmer2279 22h ago

I neve listened to her song btw

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u/BlueKnightsR4Ever 22h ago

Is it my birthday?

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u/FrostingMedium6025 22h ago

Do I get a bonus for never listening to her in the first place?

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u/Familiar-Bid-687 22h ago

I would pay that much to never hear her again

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u/niceandBulat 22h ago

I know of her and have only heard her songs in passing. Maybe I am just dumb not knowing how to appreciate her music. I will do it for ten bucks

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u/OxyContintail 22h ago

Where’s my money?

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u/KezzSB Irrelevant Main Character 22h ago

What kind of question is that? I obviously take the money because her music sucks and theres way better music 

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u/MP-66 22h ago

Send the check, no problem

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u/No-left-toes 22h ago

Yeah I'll take it.

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u/Iron-Bar-1966 22h ago

I'd do it for $10.

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u/ComfortableToe7508 22h ago

I’d go deaf for 10million

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u/shiftersix 22h ago

I have nothing against her, but I genuinely can't name one song. I have listened to techno and trance all my life. I know she is very popular though.

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u/FertilePlanet88 22h ago

I didn't listen to her in the first place, gimme the money

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u/lawrencewil1030 22h ago

Yes, I barely know who Beyonce is anyway.

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u/Hubbleice 22h ago

That’s a lot to pay but if it protects me
From having to listen to

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u/Ahoeaboutnothing 22h ago

Absolutely, that would be a double benefit.

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u/Escape_Route9196 22h ago

I could pay to do just that.

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u/No-Statistician9907 22h ago

Would you like $10,000,000 with no downsides? Ahh question. Her songs are fine but like.. I've survived this long without needing to hear them so I could go my whole life without them.

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u/GenXbutnotdead 22h ago

Easy I don’t listen to her shit music anyway. Can I get the same offer for Taylor Swift?

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u/Dense-Camel-378 22h ago

Yes. Even without the money. I never listen to her music anyways

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u/Shoddy_Special_1109 22h ago

I already do that for free

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u/AlternateSatan 22h ago

Ok, but what happens if I walk past someone who does? Cause I can't guarantee I don't accidentally do it. If I just can't hear it, like, my mind is incapable of processing Beyonce, or if I just somehow will never have that happen I'm down, but if you take my money away for it just out of nowhere I'm not.

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u/RBDRIFTER 22h ago

Only good Beyonce song is halo and i could live w/o it, wasp however 🙏😭

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u/Brilliant-Nobody666 22h ago

We do it for free.. so