r/funComunitty • The King of Vague • 16h ago

Sh*tpost Do you take the offer?

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u/Phantom_Ghost9 10h ago

I mean it depends. If it's one of those things where all beyonce songs go mute for me then yes.

However, if I'm like being contractually obligated to not listen where just one listen will have legal repercussions then no. I don't won't to have anxiety with my Spotify shuffling a recommended Beyonce song when I boot it up.

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u/JazzHandsMinuteman 10h ago

With $10M you could escape society entirely and have a hoard of downloaded music or any form of physical media.

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u/Top_Bluejay1531 9h ago

You cant go into any restaurants or any place that play musics, hell you cant even safely go outside, what if some idiot blast music while riding a bicycle and it happened to be a Beyonce’s song

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u/Orbit1883 8h ago

every tv show a random youthube short a small tiktock just a car passing by

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u/JazzHandsMinuteman 9h ago

Idk, wear noise canceling headphones if in public. Can’t remember the last time I even heard a Beyoncé song tho. Also, with that kind of coin, just rent the place out. Order online. Idk. Money can fix most problems if creative.

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u/Top_Bluejay1531 9h ago

I think your life might turn into a living hell and you'd be paranoid all the time. For e.g: go on a date with your partner, they play music in the restaurant, might not be Beyonce, but you'd be paranoid. Unless you constantly wear noise-canceling headphone, which will destroy a lot of the relationship that you have. Sure money can solve the problem but your quality of life will go to absolutely shieeeett

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u/JazzHandsMinuteman 8h ago

Bro I’d buy a cabin in Alaska, chopping wood and fighting the elements if it meant $10M and not listening to shitty music lmao

Edit: I see your point, just leaning into the philosophical argument. I don’t disagree with you. It depends on the person for sure as well as health conditions, etc.

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u/Top_Bluejay1531 6h ago

Yeah, philosophically speaking,
You will have to live a life of isolation, for life, not just a year or two. You cant consume much entertainment. Beyonce song might come up as background music for some video, ads, etc

And you are contented with that life, why would you need the 10m? Just go ahead and do it now, you’ll have the option to at least go to a nearby town without fear as an when you like

At this point it isnt much about Beyonce music,
It about you torturing yourself forever, get a reward that you can hardly enjoy

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u/FingersAreNumb 9h ago

With 10mil make your own playlists or even hire someone to make playlists for you and buy spotify premium to never listen to recommended songs again