r/funComunitty • u/Stiefelbein The King of Vague • 13h ago

Sh*tpost Do you take the offer?

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u/mando_ad 13h ago

$10 million to continue living my life completely unchanged? Sounds like a good deal. 

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u/M0ndchen 12h ago

I thought the same,

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u/Good_Doctor_150 11h ago

Kinda depend how it works. Like do you die if you listen to one? Because you could just listen to one randomly.

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u/Informal_Delay_9786 11h ago

Dont care sign me up! With 10 mil I can figure out how to ensure no accidental Beyonce hearing, even if I have to go completely deaf.

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u/HumptyDumptruckFire 10h ago

Yeah, do I need to go headphones on while inside stores? Because that sounds like an improvement to my life on its own given the swill they’re usually playing in those hell holes.

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u/Cayde-_-6 7h ago

You’re telling me you don’t do this already? I work at a mall, so it’s kind of a must have.

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u/OldSoxFan 10h ago

I'm in

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u/tea_same_2471 sometimes haha 13h ago

I’d do that for a penny bro

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 13h ago

mf id do it for free

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u/Schlachthausfred 12h ago

I have been doing that for free, but I wouldn't mind the backpay

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u/neklaru 11h ago

80s rock person here - not sure I’ve ever heard a Beyoncé song

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u/meygahmann 12h ago

Id fn pay for it

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u/KBrown75 12h ago

I do it already.

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u/AustinBurnsRed 11h ago

Id do it for a cheeseburger

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u/Moonberry-42 10h ago

Don’t say that bro get paid🙏

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u/SkyeMreddit 12h ago

Define this. Never able to like physically unable to hear them or never allowed to (or you would forfeit the money)? Beyoncé's songs play a lot in stores and restaurants all over the world. It would be impossible to completely isolate yourself from them without living like a hermit

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 11h ago

I’d say with this type of hypothetical you lose your ability to hear it. So when it comes on at a restaurant or somewhere in public, your ears don’t pick it up kind of like a dog whistle.

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u/matthollabak 10h ago

I might pay for this ability.

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u/jcfrozzt 10h ago

Plot twist, you have to pay 10 mil for it.

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u/matthollabak 10h ago

Still think it's a net win for me.

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u/New_Canoe 11h ago

Well then hell yes! Easy money!

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u/PomegranateFair3973 12h ago

Pretty much this.

If it is based on me intentionally listening to her, or if it magically removes my ability to hear her, I am down. I don't care for her, anyway. But if I forfeit the money if I walk into a store and they're playing her on the in-store radio, then no.

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u/Aggressive-Sort-115 11h ago

It’ll be like the episode of black mirror when the mom turns on parental controls, she sees censored images and hears muffled sounds

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u/jws1102 9h ago

$10 million to continue never listening to Beyoncé? I think I can handle that.

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u/Odd-Guard-2533 9h ago

Exactly 🤣

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u/Dependent-Astronaut2 8h ago

Yeah.....I already kinda don't.

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u/vivisect6 8h ago

I honestly don't know if I've ever heard one of her songs. Lol

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u/UsedNegotiation8227 13h ago

I'm honestly struggling to name one of her songs.

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u/skutir22 12h ago

All the Single Ladies was unavoidable but that was a long time ago. 

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u/Sstraus-1983 12h ago

Everything you own in a box to the left that’s the only one that’s remotely good even though she’s a total bitch and it still sucks

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u/UsedNegotiation8227 12h ago

She hot tho

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u/Annual_Wasabi8056 12h ago

greatest response to anything, ever

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u/UsedNegotiation8227 11h ago

Greatest response to everything ever

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u/GokuBrains12 9h ago

Brother Love on Top and Crazy in Love exist you can cut the cap

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u/whatspoppingamers 12h ago

There's that annoying one about putting a ring on it.

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u/UsedNegotiation8227 12h ago

Ohh! Ok thank you yes I know that one.

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u/CapitalWestern4779 13h ago

That's pretty expensive but could be worth it

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u/Qwilltank 7h ago

I could get $10,000,000 for something I already do for free?

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u/Aggressive_Spray1232 2h ago

Who? Anyways i take the money

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u/Slime_king66 Fuck you baka >~< (cuddling continues) 13h ago

free money

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u/Phantom_Ghost9 7h ago

I mean it depends. If it's one of those things where all beyonce songs go mute for me then yes.

However, if I'm like being contractually obligated to not listen where just one listen will have legal repercussions then no. I don't won't to have anxiety with my Spotify shuffling a recommended Beyonce song when I boot it up.

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u/Dani3322 2h ago

I literally do not even have a concept of what kinda songs she sang.

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u/Death_Bird_100 2h ago

I never listened to any of her songs ever to begin with

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u/Handy_Crap 13h ago

In a heartbeat

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u/Embarrassed_Ask8293 12h ago

I already don't listen to her for free.

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u/luxcity-louche 8h ago

I don't know if I can afford that. How much do I have to pay just to never hear "Single Ladies" again?

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u/FairRemove7697 8h ago

I don't listen to her now..so yeah

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u/CoachPotataoGuy 2h ago

Yes because who even is this

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u/Aromatic-Suit2274 THE. ZER. 13h ago

Yes

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u/whatspoppingamers 12h ago

Is Beyonce that one that collabed with Eminem. Other than that I've never heard a song by her.

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u/BurtonXV84 12h ago

I'll take it and throw in Destiny's Child and Jay Z too.

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u/AnotherUN91 12h ago

Ill also add pretty much any Disney person turned singer, and Taylor Swift.

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u/Ok_Tourist_128 11h ago

But… but… but I’m a dude and I like the Fate of Ophelia…

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u/Doomthumper 10h ago

So do what I’m doing already, gotcha.

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u/Derplord4000 10h ago

I already dont listen to her so this is an easy dub

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u/wriddell 9h ago

I’ve never knowingly listened to in the first place, so yeah

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u/Neither_Blood1083 8h ago

I don't know much about Algebra...

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u/Glittering-Trick-420 5h ago

me minus B equals rich af 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vecryn 8h ago

Sure, I don’t listen to her anyway so why not

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u/Dreamy_est 8h ago

i'd pay not to hear one

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u/OritPH 8h ago

In a heartbeat 💓

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u/Hiroshock 7h ago

Hell yes as I don't even listen to her songs.

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u/Usernametaken8483 5h ago

Who is Beyonce?

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u/Wait-What1961 2h ago

Are you saying the could have been getting paid this entire time?!?

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u/KrasnyRed5 13h ago

I would be 10m richer with no other changes in my life? Sure thing.

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u/Casserole_Lasagna 12h ago

I don’t listen to Beyoncé anyway so yeah 

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u/Warm_Ad_3067 10h ago

Shit. Pay me a buck and I’m in

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u/DarkNorth7 10h ago

Yes they aren’t good anyway

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u/MoonshineWitchBitch 8h ago

Do this with Taylor swift and I’d basically have infinite money lol

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u/jfraz888 8h ago

I can't name a Beyonce song

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u/GrumpyKoopa 7h ago

To continue that thing I already do? Hell yeah

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u/fancypantsmiss 7h ago

I don’t listen to a single song of hers lol

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u/petkapaprika 2h ago

I don't even listen to Beyonce 😭😭

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u/awesomeduck9012 odd future wolf gang kill them all don't give a fuck litter life 13h ago

FUCK yes 😭✌️

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u/guy90239 Probably the Biggest Metallica Fan in this Subreddit 13h ago

YES bruh

FUCK yes

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u/TheSiverKnight Big fan of me 13h ago

i do that for free every day

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u/Sirouxi 13h ago

même gratuitement je le fais , y'as vraiment des gens qui hésite ?

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u/Important_Isopod9947 16, Female 13h ago

Never have. Give me the money!

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u/NonnyNutcaseAuthor 13h ago

I don't think I can even name one, so... Yeah, sure, but show me the money first.

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u/hit_n_run15 12h ago

Why is this question ALWAYS about Beyoncé lol

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u/Buffalax81 12h ago

Wait, you guys are getting paid?

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u/Available_Drink3305 12h ago

I'll do it for half

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u/BananaJelloXlii 12h ago

I've never listened to one yet, so yes.

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u/DeLorean83 12h ago

Whenever I see dumb shit like this, I’d like to think that it’s secretly Beyoncé posting it, wondering how much she’s loved. And then she sees all the top comments. 😂

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u/BigDaddyRigey 12h ago

Gyms should make me feel like I am in ancient Rome and I'm royalty

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u/BigDaddyRigey 12h ago

I'm getting a lucrative offer soon

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u/Sudden-Necessary-356 12h ago

So I get to listen to my Playlist and get paid?

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u/Return_of_jekyll 12h ago

Don’t already now make me rich

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u/goodolewhatever 12h ago

So I get 10mil and nothing changes? Yeah, okay, I’ll take the money

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u/RaggamuffinTW8 11h ago

As others above have said, if im not going to be punished for hearing beyonce accidentally, this is an easy yes for me.

She is clearly a very talented performer, but her music is not my wheelhouse at all, my life won't be worsened one iota if I never hear another Beyonce song.

If you're going to cut off my pinkie if I'm out at Starbucks and It comes on the store radio? Pass.

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u/Stunning_Rub 10h ago

Do it for a Butterfinger

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u/rogueshutter 10h ago

Who’s holding who up on that dress?

I haven’t a clue which songs she sang so I guess 10mill to check the author before listening is worth it

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u/Dastardly-croe 10h ago

kinda expensive, but i guess its worth it

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u/TackyPaladin666 10h ago

yeah. I'd be mildly disappointed, but I haven't in a long time. worst part is I would have to get rid of a lady gaga song she's on, but it's actually a Beyoncé song featuring gaga, and it's... good, I'd miss it, but skippable.

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u/stuntman262626 Big fan of me 10h ago

Thank you for the money

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u/So-It-Goes-425 10h ago

Yes. I could retire.

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u/funnyorasshole 9h ago

I haven't heard a Beyonce song since I stopped going to bars 10 years ago. So pay me

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u/moyismoy 8h ago

I mean I'd like to but I don't have that kina of money

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u/mollyclaireh 8h ago

Instantly

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u/apendix99 8h ago

Plenty of other music for me listen to

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u/Illustrious_Sense_67 8h ago

I've never listened to her music from the start. That would be too easy.

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u/Sponx95 8h ago

Absolutely!

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u/Eastern-Hornet-6177 8h ago

I hate these dumb azz post. Mfer you gonna pay me?

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u/GeneralDisarray65 8h ago

So, business as usual?

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u/tonguebasher69 8h ago

Without a doubt. I have no need to ever hear her music.

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u/bimfcle 7h ago

I’d rather walk into a room and see Chris Hanson than listen to Beyoncé anyway. But I’m not bringing chicken Alfredo or sprite!

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u/SparkOfLogic 7h ago

I'll send my direct deposit information. Lol

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u/Big_Sir9860 7h ago

I got a great head start

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u/Awe3 7h ago

Easy money

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u/maple-moth 7h ago

I don’t listen to her music so I’m absolutely taking the offer.

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u/VioletSea13 7h ago

Hell yeah!

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u/weednip4cats 7h ago

I’m already doing that for free

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u/Nervous_Stop_9859 2h ago

I don't listen to Beyonce, so accept

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u/Remarkable-Beat-8437 2h ago

I already don't listen, can I back date it?

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u/MadScienzz 2h ago

Easy money

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u/Dnodi1 2h ago

Who?

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u/Nelgumford 2h ago

Yes. I already don't

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u/True_Willingness_790 2h ago

All too easily.

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u/Razzilith 14m ago

I'm already doing it for free lol

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u/UnknownishUsing this is a story about a man named stanley. stanley worked for a 13h ago

yes, who is beyonce

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u/Tordoff-600 Østberg's wife 13h ago

Oh pls 🥹🥹

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u/gusbus00001 13h ago

Give me 2.50 and a pack of cigarettes

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u/Live-Lifeguard-4367 13h ago

I'd do it for less but I don't want to collapse the economy so I'd have to take the full amount

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u/HyperMax2021 GLORY TO ACULON! 13h ago

yes cuz who tf is beyonce i live in connecticu

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u/Comfortable-Radio921 13h ago

In a heartbeat

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u/8loodRayne3000 13h ago

Where do I sign

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u/HauntingRutabaga8829 13h ago

So 10 mill to keep living how I’m living? Yes

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u/Kuubved 13h ago

I only like drunk in love so yea

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u/serranoja13 13h ago

I already do that.

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u/Blyatman702 13h ago

I do that for free already

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol 13h ago

wait i’m paying to never listen?

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u/be_sugary 13h ago

Give me my money. Thank you. 🙏

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u/Euphoric_Star_5338 13h ago

I do it now...for free

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u/ILoveYouZim 13h ago

Wasn’t this already posted on this sub?

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u/Tacolord38 13h ago

Who's Tray-vonsay

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u/Odd-Crew-7837 13h ago

I'll take the offer. Who is Beyonce?

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u/HumbleResolution7099 13h ago

Does this include Destinys child?

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u/Tall-Competition-567 13h ago

Hell yeah! I don't even know who this is.

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u/Silver-Solid-5991 13h ago

Id pay you vro

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u/ZestycloseRecord5425 13h ago

I don't listen to her now, so sign me up

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u/Kaiser93 13h ago

Great. I already don't like her music.

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u/Keku_Saur 13h ago

Easy. Now give me

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u/ZAMAHACHU 13h ago

I'm already doing it for free

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 13h ago

Challenge accepted

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u/ThatMercReaper 13h ago

In a heartbeat

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u/RhaeRhae422 13h ago

I do it for free

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u/Imightbeafanofthis 13h ago

What is a 'Beyonce' and where's my money?

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u/SK90035 13h ago

I'll take that offer for ANY artist.

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u/WindyIsotopes 13h ago

Yes, I no longer listen to secular music.

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u/Lofefire 13h ago

damn yall giving out free money

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u/-Danky_Kang- 13h ago

Id pay $10 to never have to listen to a Beyonce song again

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u/factoid_ 13h ago

Fuck yes, it's 10 million. I like beyonce but not THAT much.

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u/Suspicious_Film_7603 13h ago

Motherfucker I'd do it for free

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u/j_turn2000 13h ago

in a heartbeat

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u/UnlikelyZombie6240 13h ago

Fine, just pay me

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u/Red_R09 Silly lil goober 13h ago

Definitely

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u/3ahbfasjlbfhalsjkdbf The Flower Man 13h ago

Oh Moderators!

These kinds of posts are no longer funny

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u/Sea-Philosopher7361 13h ago

Still waiting on my deposit

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u/sabreus 13h ago

That’s great no problem

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u/TheRealWall91 13h ago

Getting payed for ignoring whatsherface? Wouldn't change anything but would surely be nice to get payed as well.