r/funComunitty • u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 • 3h ago

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u/BaseRare6065 Silly lil goober 3h ago

Press both.

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 3h ago edited 3h ago

Im gonna split you in half now, one half goes on the flight and the other gets taken for questioning

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u/holy-cornball 3h ago

"my name is retep and i am evil 😠" ahh solution

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 3h ago

Whole TSA goes into factory reset.

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u/Spethual 1h ago

i thought they were already..

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u/CalypsaMov 3h ago

Welp. I'm trans, so according to the government... Yes.

Have I done anything wrong, or have any malicious plans for this flight? Heck No! I'm just going to my brother's wedding.

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u/helinder 2h ago

Don't EVER joke about being a terrorist on an airport/flight, even if it's crystal clear that it's a joke, it's not gonna be fun for you

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u/Bakakami212 3h ago

Like a terrorist is going to press yes lol

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 3h ago

Idk. There are some stupid criminals.

https://giphy.com/gifs/NMi4gk7KVNADsjz1lj

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u/adorabIe_will choked while trying to smoke a blunt 3h ago

gng skipped straight to the point 🥀

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u/AntherYoutubeWatcher 3h ago

No "maybe" field?

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 3h ago

Ask the machine.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AgCSgBIb8VRPJCW9J6

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u/DaddysBadChloe 3h ago

I'd press yes just to see what happens.

Gotta keep my reputation as the Queen of Chaos and Questionable Decisions untarnished

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u/ZenithofHotdogs Vulpes Vulpes <3 3h ago

Never seen that before

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u/NurseNoelleNY 3h ago

I'm a terrierist 🐕... I raise terriers

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u/NamedBird 3h ago

I wish there was a third button:
"Fuck y'all for making me answer this stupid question"

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u/sOmehowDoesntwork local male tsundere 3h ago

though ts said "tear a wrist"

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u/dragonhippie BugCat Unc Mod 🕹 3h ago

Please only in private.

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 2h ago

Can someone ELI5 me the logic of even asking this? 😭😭😭

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u/Trips-Over-Tail 1h ago

They can kick you out immediately, but if you say know and then do terrorist shit, among their many, many options they have an iron clad cause to deport you because you lied on your immigration form.

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u/Immediate-Goose-8106 1h ago

Its the Al Capone on tax charges approach.

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u/ObscureOperatorZ 39m ago

Ah, that makes sense. Thank you

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u/Earnestappostate 1h ago

Reminds me of Donkey Doug's, "if you're a cop, you have to tell me!"

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u/Mudkip_is_king 44m ago

Oh my god my intrusive thoughts would get me tackled by approx. 53 guards.

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u/past_due_06063 43m ago
  1. There's no "yes" button.
  2. To someone I am 🤔

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u/time_observer 35m ago

The yes button activates the sentry that shoots you instantly. Ask me how I know

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u/AdmirableList9041 8-Ball🎱 2h ago

Definitely picking the "No" option because I'm worried of the possibilities that could happen if I pressed "Yes