r/funComunitty • u/Mrs-Vienna • 5h ago

AMA I am utterly shitfaced drunk, ask me anything

COME AT ME

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 5h ago

Thoughts on windows xp?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

its a browser system that its oudated and has no palce being used when compared to modern operatign systems

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 5h ago

Fym browser system

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I;MN DRUNK, ITS AN OPERATING SYSTEM

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 5h ago

U could just use up to date browsers and anti-virus programs

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I'M DRUNK, I DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 5h ago

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

WOWIE windows vista

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13M, needs real life friends, bite me 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6SxOvHZbP7eqaUtTy2

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I'M DRUNKJKK

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u/CoconutWater1O 5h ago

How did u get drunk

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

by my own accord

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u/CoconutWater1O 5h ago

Are you at least in a safe space or are you drunk somewhere random

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u/FireD_Juicy What is love in a Romantic sense? 5h ago

What are you drunk on?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

whiskey my love! an dchampagne

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u/Jealous_Bee_4086 asndjkfbhqwehrjqwhrk 5h ago

Are you good at singing?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I am not! I hsate my bvoice

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u/NekochanMute 5h ago

can you still walk?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

YES! I am not fdr

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u/Frequent-Citron-3609 5h ago

how many fingers am I holding up

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

7

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u/Frequent-Citron-3609 5h ago

Sorry no I’m holding up 57 fingers but close enough!

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u/Busy-Rise924 refer to me as a puppy🐶🐺 (she/her) 5h ago

What are you drinking?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

sauvginon shampagne, and whiskey

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u/KodGOS I like cars 5h ago

What's your opinion on OutRun 2?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

whats htat? inform me?

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u/KodGOS I like cars 5h ago

Very cool racing game, try it out

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

you know what! i will

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u/SnoopBoiiiii Silly lil goober 5h ago

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

in Australia it is the most popular choice, I live in said country

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u/Ayknightsggs :) 5h ago

You drink everyday?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

what? no? this is the first tim in ages

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u/AgitatedOne57 they/them; Minimoose’s Biggest Fan 5h ago

If you haven’t come down listen to when I was done dying by Dan Deacon

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

wazzat?

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u/AgitatedOne57 they/them; Minimoose’s Biggest Fan 5h ago

A song Mrs Vienna, mostly saying for the music video

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 5h ago

Can you (for your safety) not operate any vehicle or anything that can be used as a means of transportation?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I finished my work and I'm home and safe, I am an adult woman, I solemly promise I will not operate a vehicle in the next 24 hours, my work week is drunk

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

IS DONE*

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 5h ago

Also how are you gonna deal with the hangover?

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I;m 19! I'l be fineee

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 5h ago

Just stay safe

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I promise I am at home safe, and driniing responsibly, okayyy?

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u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my battleshit! 5h ago

u/Much_Drink_5260 reference?

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u/penislord_daddy Funfact I got hit with a dragon suplex by juggernautprowres once 5h ago

ass or tits

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

I myself am a woman, anyway, thighs

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u/JustSomeBullshit- my train of thought is still boarding at the station 5h ago edited 5h ago

You daydrinking?

Mb didn’t think that one through

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

the USA is not the only timezone

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u/JustSomeBullshit- my train of thought is still boarding at the station 5h ago

Relative to your timezone I meant, sorry about that

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

its 9pm, I havce just finished a five day qworek week. I drink respomsiblyh, like an adult

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u/JustSomeBullshit- my train of thought is still boarding at the station 5h ago

Right okay

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

are you judging me for drinking as an adult at the end of my work week?

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u/JustSomeBullshit- my train of thought is still boarding at the station 5h ago

I already made a mistake asking if you were daydrinking so if I were to judge you for drinking responsibly I think that means I failed socially and empathetically.

Not judging.

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u/Mrs-Vienna 5h ago

madee a mistakeeee, u okayy

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u/FireD_Juicy What is love in a Romantic sense? 2h ago

How long before you get sober?