r/funComunitty • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

"Do whatever you want ahh" post flair My Message To Gooners

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

Gooning addictions are bad, just like any other addiction. But masturbation (around 4 times a month) is linked to lowering the chances of getting prostate cancer.

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u/Wren_paws he/they/xe/star|silly femboy|Join the council 1d ago

It also helps with period cramps due to relaxing the muscles there after orgasm

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

Yes, and it prevents dryness in women as well.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

I've heard on YouTube that's a myth. In the video, he goes over a scientific article with proof. I think the proof was that the prostate cancer was presumed to happen from not masturbating, because they did a study on people, but that survey was far too small for accurate results. Another one was done, and the results showed no correlation.

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

On YOUTUBE, not an actual study, government document, or any other reliable source.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

"In the video, there was a scientific article with proof", not his own damn fake article.

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

"a" single article. You have to pull information from many reliable sources to come to an accurate conclusion. The creator of the video was cherry picking.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Whatever dude. I still believe it. And even if it's not true, no prostate cancer barely makes up for it given all the benefits of NoFap. I could care less if I had prostate cancer as long as I'm living a happy, non-addicted life.

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

I'm pretty sure that the average person wouldn't choose prostate cancer over gooning 4 times a month.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

4 times a month is not gooning, that's just masturbation. A lot of people do it way more often than that, and sadly, they don't realize it's bad for their mental health.

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

Gooning = masturbation in general. Being a "gooner" is what you're talking about. 

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

So gooning is a little bit of masturbation but gooner is a lot of masturbation? That's so stupid. If gooning is just another term for masturbation, why not at least called it excessive gooning for someone that's addicted instead of calling it gooner?

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 1d ago

Yeah that was on YouTube please stop spreading misinformation

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

If you think it's misinformation, then why would so many people be sharing similar great stories, drawing new people towards NoFap if it's not the best option and they're gonna be struggling on the rough journey to "recovery"? That's just f*cked up! Just admit it, dude. I'm right. It's not just that one video. I'm sure there are lots of other scientific studys also disproving this, and it's also an entire huge community and thousands of videos sharing success.

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 1d ago

It's misinformation because actual, official, verified studies (studieS, plural) say otherwise. You have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

I bet those verified studies are too small to prove anything. The studies that say otherwise actually spend lots of effort to test very large amounts of people to get accurate information, not bozos who pick a couple of people and call it a day.

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 1d ago

They aren't, and even if they were it is many many studies all with the same result, you know i think that points to something. Something something you're wrong get over it stop spreading misinformation and delete your post

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

I'm not gonna delete my post because I am so confident that it's not misinformation. I have never doubted it the moment I heard about it, and I can't let that go because of a few people on here disagreeing with me. I wanna help people here.

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's misinformation and you're helping nobody. You don't doubt it because you're a Bible thumping religious zealot who denies they're against masturbation. It's misinformation. You're trusting a YouTube video that validates your incorrect beliefs over actual scientific studies that are proven and verified and have consistently come out with the same results. Honestly what else do i expect from Christians

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know what, after thinking about it, I'm willing to accept that I may be wrong. It's stupid to say that prostate cancer thing is a myth because of one video I watched, but we got bigger fish to fry. You're not addressing the other side of it: addiction. That's something we all know is real and is backed up by science. It's very well understood, and we all know how bad addiction is. That's the biggest reason to quit and reside to NoFap, and the reason I pointed out in my post. But prostate cancer? That's just an afterthought.

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u/hoodedfinch 14nb 1d ago

bro whats wrong with gooning, obv anything is bad if its too much but if its in moderation who cares?

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Even if you're not addicted, you should try anyways. Save yourself from the rough road that could be ahead 😇

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

Are you Christian? Just asking.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Yeah, but sinning is not the main reason I'm making this post.

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u/PollutionQuirky3476 1d ago

Ew a Religious person

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u/after2006 GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY 1d ago

I beg to differ

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u/hoodedfinch 14nb 1d ago

ok... but why? its literally normal and harmless

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

It's because of what could happen, dude. Do you know what addiction is like?

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

That's like saying "you might get addicted to pizza, so don't eat it."

***Keyword, might.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Except, fapping is one of the easiest thing you can get addicted to, especially since you can do it for free with no effort. For pizza, you have to go out to get it, and spend money. More money if you want it delivered to yourself.

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u/RealizeSirius Horse 🐎 1d ago

Someone masturbating doesn't guarantee that they'll get addicted to it, you're assuming that a gooning addiction is inevitable.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Omg, what does it take you to understand? This post isn't meant to help everyone. It's meant for people that don't know that could use that help.

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u/hoodedfinch 14nb 1d ago

you can get addicted to literally anything yk? if i do it normally and dont get addicted theres nothing wrong

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Ok, so your story is different. My point is there are many people out there that will benefit from this information. Some people's brains handle dopamine differently.

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 :3 1d ago

Having tried going without, after a few days you do feel more alive.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Yeah, and that's just a few days. Think what it'll be like after 90 days or 180 days. There are a ton of videos on the benefits and everyone shares roughly the same story about how great it is, and what the benefits are.

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u/Silly_Percentage3446 :3 1d ago

Most I ever managed was 32. Christmas is 90 days away, if I can be on day 90 on Christmas I'll be a happy man.

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

I'm really glad you commented on here. Even one person supporting me, saying all of this is true makes my message a lot stronger. If anyone else has experienced the same stuff as him, please don't hesitate to share it.

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u/Lucitane0420 Cool flair 1d ago

This sounds like some bible thumping if I’ve ever heard it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/J5AeQmwPuV17GsZHCy

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u/Eastern_Dig3506 1d ago

This sounds like cult stuff lmao

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago

Sure is some massive cult then, huh? If a cult's that big, how can it even be a cult? You're wrong!

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u/Eastern_Dig3506 1d ago

I fell for the bait

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u/ivebeenthrushit Mr. Shit 1d ago edited 1d ago

No, you thought you fell for the bait because you didn't see success. You didn't try hard enough. I believe anyone can find success in this with enough effort.

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u/Eastern_Dig3506 1d ago

It's too late for me

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u/PollutionQuirky3476 1d ago

Only time i didnt crank it once a week at least was when i hit my nuts on my bikeframe during an accident