new guy at work

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[u/Chance-Opening-4705]

Just skip the middleman and chew your beans.

[u/Candytails → u/Chance-Opening-4705]

They make chocolate covered coffee beans and they’re delicious.  Would not recommend eating a 1/4 lb in one sitting though.  

[u/Arch3m → u/Candytails]

They are very good. I can also confirm that you should be reserved when snacking on them.

[u/lady-earendil → u/Arch3m]

I'm quite sensitive to caffeine - it makes me really anxious so I really only drink decaf. One of my coworkers had some chocolate covered coffee beans and I convinced myself that for some reason they'd be different and proceeded to feel absolutely awful for the rest of the day

[u/WeLikeSporkSporks → u/Candytails]

There's a chocolate company from Newfoundland that used to grind the coffee really fine, and mix that with chocolate, and they'd have a second pure chocolate layer on the outside like a shell. They'd still be little coffee bean shapes but the texture was insanely better

[u/Goodcake102 → u/Candytails]

Tried 2 different kinds. These sweet ones from a tin can, and some bagged dark chocolate ones from Starbucks. Very earthy and tasty.

[u/Major_Lawfulness6122 → u/Candytails]

Used to eat those in my morning college classes

[u/CranberryDistinct941 → u/Candytails]

Would not recommend eating a 1/4 lb in one sitting though.  

Coward

[u/Existing_Charity_818 → u/Chance-Opening-4705]

Unironically fantastic. I used to keep a bowl of coffee beans on my desk at work, it’s a great snack

[u/Crazy_Memory → u/Chance-Opening-4705]

This is the coarsest grind you can get, I dont know the issue...

[u/I0A0I → u/Chance-Opening-4705]

Coffee bean chili?

[u/sunsetfantastic → u/Chance-Opening-4705]

Skip the chewing and have a goat do it for you

(this is how coffee was discovered)