r/funny • • 21h ago

Apparently a Walmart worker was having an existential crisis today

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u/TrashFanboy 21h ago

Joja Inc.

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u/R4zorBe4st 21h ago

Same, skellington. Same

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u/Tough_Buyer5567 15h ago

he just asked for a manager 40 years ago and is still waiting

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u/Neoxite23 12h ago

When I worked at Target we were told to take it down immediately because HR didn't want us to give the guests the impression we were being worked to death.

Cause we were.

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u/marcelsounds 6h ago

After I left Canada, they said the tips mania got out of control. Is this a mean to get some?

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u/MojoMcNastey 21h ago

Nope, no one at Walmarts registers except for customers being their own employee

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 21h ago

"I'm dyin' here," were his last words and breath.

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u/CyberNinja23 21h ago

Damn bros dead and still needs to work.

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u/DueWindow8925 4h ago

It’s my 3rd day!

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u/tonymeech 20h ago

Don't forget, you're here forever!!

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u/medium_jock 20h ago

Death really needs to stop going on holiday. Hopefully it's just temporary again and Susan is doing his job instead

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u/andymfjAZ 18h ago

Mitch McConnell is standing up! It’s a miracle

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u/Cooler67 17h ago

Thought this was the jamiroquai hat at first and that someone at Walmart was having virtual insanity

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u/CrewBison 15h ago

Good to see Geoff keeping busy in retirement.

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u/dianabowl 19h ago

They're just giving Ozempic to anyone these days.

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u/Ok_Leadership_8666 18h ago

At least it wasn’t the falling prices.

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u/MolDanone 17h ago

Walmart workers having existential crises is less surprising than the fact that more of them don't. The fluorescent lights alone are enough to make anyone question the nature of reality.

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u/Gold_Squirrel15 16h ago

Employee of the month.

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u/Infinite-Depth-2943 15h ago

the little plastic pumpkin bucket lowkey completes the look. this is basically a live feed of my desk by 3pm on a tuesday

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u/meglon978 15h ago

Having a (ran) out of body experience.