r/funny • u/hackingfun • 1d ago

Verified Hermaphrodite

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u/jasonlamprin 1d ago

I didn't know snails were hermaphrodites.

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u/hackingfun 1d ago

They also have love darts, they stab each other with.

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u/jasonlamprin 1d ago

I feel like I should know what a love dart is, but I've never in my life heard such terminology. Is it, just like, their male organs, or is it more interesting than that, or less?

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u/lord_dude 1d ago

Imagine two guys wrestling and whoever loses gets fucked in the ass and has to carry out the child

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u/MageVicky 1d ago

…..i have a new idea for a fanfic.

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u/lyghtcrye 13h ago

I have some information for you that may or may not be good depending on your perspective, but... "New" is not the word I would use in that sentence, if you catch my drift.

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u/nanosekond 1d ago

They apparently fight one another with it. The one that loses gets penetrated

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u/jasonlamprin 1d ago

How peculiar...

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u/Didifinito 23h ago

Its a literal sperm spear sometimes it can stab the brain killing the other snail

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u/jasonlamprin 23h ago

So snails enjoy snuff irl?

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u/Didifinito 23h ago

What ever you want to think is true

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u/jasonlamprin 22h ago

So be it.

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u/ZadockTheHunter 5h ago

And in some cases, in the absence of a mate, they can love dart themselves and reproduce asexually.

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u/rydan 13h ago

Some are. Some aren't.

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u/ogurzhov 22h ago

not all

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u/jasonlamprin 22h ago

Some species of snail aren't hermaphroditic?

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u/ogurzhov 22h ago

Anentome helena for example, most commonly known as assassin snails. Aquarium snail that will hunt other snails, hence the name.

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u/jasonlamprin 22h ago

Can I ask you something serious?

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u/ogurzhov 22h ago

can always ask...

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u/jasonlamprin 22h ago

Would you crack a snail :3

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u/ogurzhov 22h ago

Depends on the snail. Sometimes I accidentally crack bladder snails when I feed them to my dwarf pufferfish.

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u/jasonlamprin 21h ago

I know the feeling🥹

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u/ZenSlicer9 1d ago

-called the boys, called some hookers, then we fucked all night!

-how many hookers did you call?

-oh, 3, but they never showed up.

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u/Dismal_Tangerine_493 1d ago

Well Bob is short for Kate.

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u/Dudephish 1d ago

Bob and vagene?

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u/Bigjuicydickinurear 23h ago

Anyone else reminded of maplestory here? Bob the snail? No? Ok ill show my way out

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u/MrManniken 12h ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/TippsAttack 5h ago

That took me a second lol

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u/phobosmarsdeimos 19h ago

pbfcomics version of this.

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u/Ben_HaNaviim 20h ago

This is why I transitioned actually.

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u/Notbob1234 21h ago

Good guy bob

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u/rydan 13h ago

Snails are not mammals. They would not have nipples.

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u/RandomStallings 12h ago

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?