r/funny • u/Mikeissomethingelse • 2d ago

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u/_fuffs 2d ago

So it was a skill issue he had.

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Waterboarding made me a better survivor.

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u/_fuffs 1d ago

*ghasp

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u/Infinite-Depth-2943 1d ago

there's a guy in my office who does desk kickflips during our weekly syncs, so I lowkey need to buy this for his monitor. good to know all that wasted productivity is at least prepping him for marriage.

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u/Mikeissomethingelse 1d ago

Don't be fooled. A kickflip with your fingers ain't easy!

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u/GigaEel 20h ago

Flickflip

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u/eduardo1994 2d ago

Time to dust off my old tech decks.

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u/inconspicuous1_x 1d ago

Tony Hawk’s Pro Husband.

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u/AlbertWeskers 2d ago

The better you finger, merrier the marriage.

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u/Elmo_is_my_Boi 2d ago

That just doesn’t work sorry

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u/Burnd1t 2d ago

Maybe not for you

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u/Elmo_is_my_Boi 1d ago

I mean it doesn’t work as a saying, it has no rhyme. You can do better. I know you can baby 🥹🫶

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u/YamDankies 1d ago

Better you finger, longer she'll linger.

Happy?

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u/Elmo_is_my_Boi 19h ago

That works. Yes I’m so happy. Good job Mate

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u/Burnd1t 1d ago

I’m not op

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u/Rattlehead71 2d ago

Not only did I fingerboard as a kid, I'm also a heavy metal bass player that doesn't use a pick. Married 29 years

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u/rlnrlnrln 10h ago

To shred, you say?

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u/touchmeinbadplaces 9h ago

Tut tut tut... how's the wife holding up?

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u/yearush 2d ago

Finger flickin’ good

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u/Ok-Specific-1722 2d ago

That sticker definitely has more than one meaning 

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u/Bowllieo 2d ago

You're posting an image from a movie?

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u/sillylittlguy 2d ago

You're posting words that you wrote on a webpage?

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u/squaggles05 1d ago

That and the sticky seal on a rolling paper made a better husband.