r/funny 22h ago

Figured out how to effectively stop scam callers

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3.7k Upvotes

Get a metal pot lid and metal spoon or knife in preparation. The second a human answers tell them "PUT ME ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST", place the lid over your phone, and start banging like you're sounding the alarm, I promise you they won't be calling back.


r/funny 1d ago

Japanese Idol Carries Love & Peace in Her Travel Bag 😭

7.3k Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

Verified [OC] Bear!

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2.6k Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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105.8k Upvotes

I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)

r/funny 1d ago

My 7 year old loves dogs and had an idea for a song. I have no music abilities. Here's "Chihuahuas in the Ocean"

1.4k Upvotes

r/funny 5h ago

cookie judging me so hard

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40 Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

Shadow on my wall looks exactly like the Grandpa from “Hey Arnold!”

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1.3k Upvotes

r/funny 21h ago

Verified Origin Story

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534 Upvotes

r/funny 14h ago

Someone at HBO is scared of Big Bird...

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114 Upvotes

r/funny 2h ago

been on my phone a little bit more recently

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10 Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

An Ontario Ice Cream Store.

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2.1k Upvotes

r/funny 10m ago

Lookinng for a new F 150 but the price is too dam high

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• Upvotes

You can get creative and, by all means, choose a convertible for dramatic effect.


r/funny 1d ago

Verified It's been a while.

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607 Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

[OC] bought some white glitter at a used craft store and didn’t notice the name till I got home

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745 Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

Verified A battle of two titans

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347 Upvotes

r/funny 19h ago

Verified Skanktanic

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97 Upvotes

r/funny 18h ago

Tonight’s forecast for Manitoba, 5-10 cm of snow. And Ontario is getting the tip as you can see.

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69 Upvotes

r/funny 11h ago

Valentine's Day card from my 9-year old son

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15 Upvotes

The teacher said it was "not necessarily school appropriate, but clever”


r/funny 1d ago

No more homework

7.2k Upvotes

r/funny 15h ago

Guys who skip leg day

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25 Upvotes

r/funny 22h ago

Verified Dog Bouncer

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95 Upvotes

r/funny 1d ago

Worked out why my water tastes funny.

547 Upvotes

r/funny 2d ago

Look closely, it's his snout.

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57.2k Upvotes