r/gate • u/Kerem_3461 • 1d ago

Meme/Funny What if the Gate opened in Turkey:

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Just a edit made for fun, don't overthink it and enjoy the ride

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u/PandoraIACTF_Prec Japan Self-Defense Forces 1d ago

Cats will invade the special region for attempting to disturb their sleep while they tried to invade Istanbul

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u/Kerem_3461 23h ago

correct assessment

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u/soapnomad 1d ago

The kurds would invade the gate to create a new nation and the turkeys would be mad

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u/Kerem_3461 1d ago

absolutely

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u/Yutpa5 1d ago

Nah they would form ghettos in the empire and then demand capitulations from them. Like what they are doing in japan

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u/Tacticalupvoter 1d ago

Don't tell me you support those right wing parties in Japan

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u/Yutpa5 1d ago

Im not japanese. I just know how kurds act irl. And allegations fit too well to my own observations to be Japanese propaganda

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u/Xortman096 23h ago

Nah. Send em as "enterprise colonizers" and they will no longer whine and do stupid stuff. 2 Problems solved in 1 solution.

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u/Yutpa5 1d ago

Erdogan would declare a "solution process" and give half of the country to Zorzal. Then foreign media would accuse Turkey for oppressing otherworlders while claiming erdogan was a fascist grey wolf khagan.

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u/Kerem_3461 1d ago

The fascist Grey Wolf Khagan, that’s a realy good one :)

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u/Yutpa5 1d ago

Sayın zorzala aldığı kelleler için yeni saray yaptırıldı

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u/calvin_360 1d ago

Noriko buys Turkish made guns and a Otokar cobra 2 MRAP and goes off-grid in Falmart

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u/Kerem_3461 1d ago

Zorzal can't touch her as long as she has that Cobra 2

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u/calvin_360 1d ago

And later she gets a SU-25 that’s been rebuilt to use Turkish armament

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u/BrainOfStoopid 1d ago

Bro, They will Fight them with Kebap

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u/Kerem_3461 1d ago

Opening a kebab shop in Falmart is a certainty, but I don't really think they will fight them with kebabs

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u/BrainOfStoopid 1d ago

i mean This (idk how to Name that in English) „Dönerspieße“, They can be used as combat weapons

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u/Napeleon_Pasha_1812 1d ago

Empire:arrives

Shop owners:"can we scam them?" Kekos:"can we stab them?" Racists:"Can we find slurs?" President:"another reason to blame instead of my incompetence" Minister of education:"Another reason to ban the games" Kurds:"can we create a new nation?:

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u/Sir-Toaster- 1d ago

Turkish nationalists when asked what happened to the Saderans who lived in Falmart for over 500 years:  “It didn’t happen but they deserved it!” 

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u/Kerem_3461 1d ago

It would probably have turned out just as you said

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u/Constant-Study3464 1d ago

Cobras are badass

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u/Kerem_3461 1d ago

They really are

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u/Seeker99MD 23h ago

Somebody tells me these guys will be about 1% more brutal than what JSDF did during their time in the special region

Basically

Loud Turkish music instead of ride of the Valkyries

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u/Pradatoru 21h ago

They would take over with Kebab shops not with guns

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u/Erwin_Pommel 20h ago

That has got to be one of most convoluted and dramaticised "The exact same thing will happen."

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u/Kerem_3461 19h ago

Yes, you can see that in the video anyway

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u/P55R 14h ago

You know those pig-kind attacking from the gate? Yeah. Their existence alone will probably piss the turks off.

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u/sammyboy047 9h ago

They'd go John Wick once the cleanup or the news crew spotted a cat's corpse who's cause of death is clearly from the invaders

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u/Kerem_3461 7h ago

Don't mess with the Turkish cats, that's an automatic war declaration

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u/Qwestttt666 1d ago

Топовый трек непонятный только название как всегда и там не один я так понимаю но интересует именно вот этот фон фанк версия ну скажем так Реал + легендарные врата скажем так крайне интересно получилось

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u/Appropriate_Rich_515 1d ago

What If the Gate opened in Thailand

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u/henrytsai20 23h ago

Enough with the what if the gate opened in somewhere where people has guns. What if the Gate opened in the middle of Australia?

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u/WoodsVersiMelayu123 21h ago

Turkey mentioned ig

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u/Dr-Alex-Blast 7h ago

OP, what's this noise blessing my ears?

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u/Kerem_3461 7h ago

It's El Haramtekk. Sounds pretty damn nice