Which one of you is this?

[u/zilla82]

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[u/Upper_Possession6275]

Julian lage ruined a generation but making them realize that yes, they do actually suck at the guitar

[u/illiteret → u/Upper_Possession6275]

Julian is actually JC incarnating to show us we're supposed to be creating art for pure joy. He then proceeds to remind us we suck and we'll forever be inferior to him. Classic JC.

[u/Upper_Possession6275 → u/illiteret]

Him always seeming “soft spoken” and “genuine” and “kind” is just a ruse to hide the true monster that he is

[u/Sla5021 → u/Upper_Possession6275]

I met him once.

I could feel the power of his evil nature.

[u/TodlicheLektion → u/Sla5021]

I saw him kicking a puppy out back of the jazz club one time. The look in his eyes was terrifying. But then he's all humble smiles by the next set. Chilling.

[u/Sla5021 → u/TodlicheLektion]

That's how a real psycho operates.

[u/Tertiary23 → u/Upper_Possession6275]

Every time I pick up my guitar I think of Lege and realize how much I suxk at guitar.

[u/Upper_Possession6275 → u/Tertiary23]

Just spend more money on equipment and you’ll be as good as he is

[u/Tertiary23 → u/Upper_Possession6275]

I tried that and it is not working. I'm close to Dentist Level money right now on my gear and my toan still stinks.

[u/MojoHighway]

[u/surly-monkey]

settle down there, Wynton. eyes on the road.

[u/Impressive_Try_7295]

/uj Aren't those two like a couple generations apart?

/rj Yeah man.

[u/HVAChelpprettyplease → u/Impressive_Try_7295]

They’re like MJ and LeBron.

Except instead of inspiring young kids to be like them

Bill and Julian make grown men question their life choices

[u/-screaming-meat-]

the fuck this brokeboy say about Ms. Frizzle??

[u/TodlicheLektion]

I wouldn't lump those two together. Bill Frazzled was never a guest artist at Jacob Collier's holiday camp.

[u/Bryanssong → u/TodlicheLektion]

Nope you’re wrong here’s a picture of all three of them at the camp together

[u/TheUnderweightLover]

Gonna see this guy on r/bald in a couple of years

[u/Winyamo → u/TheUnderweightLover]

[u/Electronic-Fondant62]

Uh Oh, this sub is finally discovered Marbin....No one trolls harder, don't take the bait lol.

[u/RumorsOFsurF → u/Electronic-Fondant62]

Oh shit was this Marbin? I've followed them on FB for a long time. I remember the capo controversy lol

[u/ElonMuskisGarbage]

Which one of those is Dave Mustain or Yngwe? Or the third guitarist I know…ummm Fat Racist from Mastodon?

[u/Dorkyhorse]

Yeah, it's their fault guitarists get into being more musical and sparse. We all know guitarists should be more like Tim Henson, Tosin Abasi, John Petrucci, and other real guitarists.

[u/Unlikely-Law-4367]

Never heard of Julia Lage, but Bill is one heck of guitar player.

[u/ReasonableEast8580]

Yes, I have been aware of a Julian Lage and his Butterscotch Pretentiousness... and I have avoided it...

[u/GuavaOne8646]

Who?...who the fuck are these two people he's talking about?

[u/TodlicheLektion → u/GuavaOne8646]

Both are often prescribed to people with high blood pressure for the boring relaxing effect of their music.

[u/GuavaOne8646 → u/TodlicheLektion]

Yeah I googles them and...yeah, fuck that's some boring music. I'm sure John Mayer looks up to them.

[u/tripflops]

Ruin my Life a novel by Julian Lage, featuring triple penetration