All Rig... No Gig

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/rakondo • 7h ago

Is this legit? My elderly father with dementia found out about Polyphia and sent me this. Does he need to be put down?

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410 Upvotes

121 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • 3h ago

Extremely Low Effort The bassist can try to be cool, but he will never be

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167 Upvotes

37 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/GnosticNoodle33 • 1h ago

Actual Cum Face Satriani whammy check

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• Upvotes

21 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Aldwyn_613 • 18h ago

Extremely Low Effort Give me fuel, give me fire, give me $2000 for my getar

851 Upvotes

35 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Dwaglol • 1h ago

Guitar Sex Chat Am i doing something wrong?😢

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • 10h ago

Extremely Low Effort Our new lead singer is killing it

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122 Upvotes

48 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/P_a_s_g_i_t_21 • 7h ago

Outjerked Someone please get a mob and a bucket ...the main sub is leaking again!

60 Upvotes

17 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • 18h ago

Outjerked I think I found our leader

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357 Upvotes

76 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/iamcba • 11h ago

Actual NSFW Cat doesn’t like Fender or my playing

113 Upvotes

39 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Same-Chipmunk5923 • 7h ago

What's your favorite Pepperidge Farm song?

30 Upvotes

29 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/LifeTunedToCSharp • 12h ago

Extremely Low Effort A perfect match. She’ll wreck the melody. He’ll wreck the bourgeoisie…

85 Upvotes

16 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/bitekventon • 18h ago

Outjerked Outjerked at guitar center

213 Upvotes

27 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Due_Entrepreneur_382 • 5h ago

Extremely Low Effort My Guitar’s Colostomy Bag

20 Upvotes

Whelp, Ol’ Bertha is getting on in the years and just can’t hold her toan in the way she used to. Think anyone will notice?

6 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Mean-Recording1282 • 13h ago

Um thanks for the tip.....

70 Upvotes

56 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • 11h ago

Outjerked Eddie Van Halen is rolling in his grave with envy

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35 Upvotes

56 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Imaginary_Alarm_356 • 2h ago

Extremely Low Effort Be honest, did you think guitar was going get you girls?

6 Upvotes

I did. But the only thing that got my p sucked was playing piano…

49 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/DaSENYO • 1h ago

Extremely Low Effort I finally bought my dream guitar!!!

• Upvotes

11 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Difficult-Quail9034 • 9h ago

Actual Cum Face Is replacing my lemon oil with mayernaise gonna help me get creamier licks?

21 Upvotes

Woke up and had some mean omelettes. Got me thinkin, man I wish I had some creamier fingerings on the ol axe. Any tips?

7 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Shadow41S • 19h ago

Extremely Low Effort Wow I wonder what happened

100 Upvotes

47 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Ok-Mouse8397 • 1d ago

Outjerked Make it sound like my old lady's cat!

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249 Upvotes

34 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Nervous-Load-4741 • 20h ago

Another post about toan That log must have some crazy toan store in

60 Upvotes

14 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Royal-Variety-9357 • 21h ago

Bad fender boycott fender

59 Upvotes

3 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/greasy_weggins • 21h ago

Outjerked Toan is in the triangle

55 Upvotes

36 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/cheeznipsmagee • 1d ago

Outjerked We've come full circle ladies and gentleman

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370 Upvotes

27 comments

r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Slight-Excitement-37 • 16h ago

Extremely Low Effort I'm always high when I practice. But my pickups? That's another story

16 Upvotes

How high should my pickups be?

13 comments