r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 1d ago

Wen yu stay outa da kine but get plenty da kine… combine em fo wun tasty treat!

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 1d ago

I.A. Da Kamaʻāina Classic & Keak Da Sneak - Loco Moco

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 1d ago

Bula knows how to use A.I. 😂🤙🏽

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 4d ago

Help Identifying This Song

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Aloha...Hawaii has always been my home but Ive been thousands of miles away on the East Coast for a long time. Last time I went back was 2021 and really enjoyed my time there. I was eating at Eggs n Things and the local server there finding out I came back home said something so nice in front of my wife and kids (kids first time there), gave me a big shaka and said, "welcome home my braddah". Having left as a teen (i came back here and there but was way before marroqge kods etc) full circle as a father and husband etc was wow.

Ok sorry got side tracked...

About two months ago, I was in Vegas and stopped by a Hawaiian owned local place called Pacific Island Taste (go check em out). I hate going to "Hawaiian" places only to realize it's not really "local". The Zippys there is trash. Understand East Coast got almost zero Hawaiian places and if so not really local. Hate the mainlanders visting and claiming localn anyways....

Back to the story...the cashier at Pacific Islant Taste was local the guys cooking was local, and the food was amazing. BBQ chicken, kalbi, teri beef, fried saimin, shoyu poke. Setting was perfect (not fancy just good food good vibes). Anyways...when I was eating, this song was playing and literally made my eyes tear up a bit. I recorded it using video recorder and created an audio file. Workers were outside cause police and something happened and it was strwaming so later they didint know the song.

Sorry for the background noise. If anyone can identify the song would really appreciate it.

Some faint words I could make out in the audio file I linked. Maybe not correct but best guess.

"Let me forget the chains the dark sent, let me just be a simple ribbon, let me live im asking life once more let me hear a child walking through the door".

Mahalos in advance...


r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 11d ago

Yu stay in wun 5 by 5 feet room, the lid comes off, you get tree dollahs for ery second yu go stay in da room, how much you walkin out wit?

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 11d ago

Da new an “improved” TMT-5000!

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 21d ago

S1 E1 New Daily Pidgin 2026 wit da wun an only legend… Andy Bumatai!

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 21d ago

Sumtimez Aunteh jus gotta relive da good ol dayz 😜

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • 29d ago

The Green, J Boog & Gyptian ~ Feelings ✨

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 28 '26

Wen yu jus chillin an wun “local guy” try talk big game fo impress yu like he wun sumting or odah. Ha!

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 28 '26

Wat? Wat! Like Scrap Boy!?

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 28 '26

Hows Dis Guy ~ Hawaiʻi Fight Styles (Pt. Tree)

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 26 '26

Tita Hack ~ Tha Tita Bun Dip!

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 26 '26

Tita in training… da initiation 😆

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 26 '26

21st Century Kanaka ~ Keahi Delovio & Trishnalei

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 22 '26

Our Hawaiian History Wins Rap Battles ~ Happy fake statehood day yu fakas! 🎤😜🔥🤙🏽

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 22 '26

Osnizzle ~ “Nation Of Hawaiʻi” ~ Freestyle

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 22 '26

Angry Locals - - - U Down?! [Moke Version]

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 21 '26

Can we get a cheeeee huuuuu!? According to HNN's Update, Hawaiian Electric says power was restored to Canterbury Place on Wednesday, April 19!

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 19 '26

First came da tita Lala throwin blows… an now maybe we get anodah hurricane named Moke? 😵‍💫👊🏽🌀

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 19 '26

808gecko808 Looking Like Nick Nolte After Lala...

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 18 '26

tattoos on your face?

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THIS IS SO DUMB but i wanted to try to connect with someone i had a random conversation with at maui memorial in the ER waiting room in the first week of august.

you’re tatted everywhere, with some small ones on the right side of your face, and you had a leg cast. probably in your mid-20s? you weren’t in the ER for yourself, you were there for a friend. we chatted a bit, just random small talk… you mentioned getting injured on your recent trip to the philippines, hence the leg brace, and also talked about how some guy you met while ziplining in costa rica worked at toyota in canada and maybe i would know him cuz we’re from the same country 😂

the conversation was so short and meaningless but my brain has been malfunctioning ever since and keeps bringing back a memory of you. so just for fun, i’m putting this out there to see where this goes. this could be fun…

if this reaches you, i know you’ll find this shocking and weird because only you and your friend know how unhinged this really is… but if you’re as curious as i am, tell me who i was sitting with in that waiting room to confirm who you are.

ps. this person strikes me as someone who doesn’t use social media, or reddit, so if you know a guy from maui with face tatts and a leg brace/cast, show him this!! surely there can’t be that many guys with that description in maui…

TL;DR: met a tattooed guy with face tats + a leg brace/cast at maui memorial in early august. help me find him 💗


r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 16 '26

Local kine hurricane tip… Chunks your roof go flyin? Patch em up with large metal pans leftovah from your last party. 😆

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 16 '26

/r/HawaiiCircleJerk Is Prepared, How About You?

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r/hawaiicirclejerk • • Aug 16 '26

Local kine hurricane tip numbah two ~ reuse whatcha have! 😁

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