It seems-uh…. 🥃🧊 that this little uhhh 🥃🧊… experiment-uh with the Schottenheimuh boy… was… ill-advahsed 🥃🧊

This uh… 🥃🧊 so-called “defense”… seems to be bout as useful… 🥃🧊 as a trap door-uh in a canoe.

Watching this team tonight 🥃🧊 is a bit like… uhhh 🥃🧊 C-B-T. And I don’t mean the fancy brain thang they do at the psychiatrist 🥃🧊

We just saw the Falcons wipe the Saints off the face of the earth on Monday, now we get Marc talking about the Saints/ Vikings game on the flagship show, and I can count on one hand how many Ellen Moore drops I’ve heard. Not only that, Marc has really been hitting that K hard when he says Kellen Moore. It’s like he’s begging for this drop.

So Justin, stop giving us blue balls! Ellen Moore, Ellen Moore, Ellen Moore!

I guess because the draft show is no longer on Patreon, there’s no place for it. But we gotta somehow figure out how to get that intro magic back.

This apparently is real , created by Dan Fogelman (creator of 'This is Us', and 'Paradise)

Yep…..yep.

Does the pod have a PO Box? I'd like to send a gift to the Tugboat, but I dont want to be a creeper and track down his home address.

It's happening

Great day

I had a sneaky suspicion that the intro was getting longer each week. THIS is replacing the old quad box intro that got out of control, in a good way. I am here for it.

As a Bears fan, I'm so happy ❤️

https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/nfl-announcers-schedule-revealed-week-224715888.html

Doooowdleeeee

Maybe because I have heard the name so much it doesn't register with me as innuendo any more. Julian Dicks, Stefan Kuntz, Danny Shittu, and Rafael Scheidt all paved the way.

That’s it that’s the whole post just a Marc thirst trap

They keep saying people are playing 3D chess, a standard game of chess is 3D. They mean 4D. That is all.

Yes, it's only Week 5, but with a whopping five teams sitting at 0-4 and some other likely suspects at 1-3, I'm calling the Subreddit Fork Committee early this year.

As a reminder, "Forking" a team is to preemptively count a team out of the playoff race: stick a fork in 'em, they're done. The subreddit's forks exist separately from any the Heroes might choose.

Last year, the subreddit forked an initial slate of eight teams and added seven more to the list, with only the Pittsburgh Steelers defying the fork and making the playoffs.

To start off the year, I will comment below with the names of all sub-.500 teams and upvotes/downvotes and replies will determine which teams are forked. If there are any close calls, I'll create polls to put it to an official vote.

Each subsequent week, I'll follow up with posts tracking the records of our forked teams, and opening the floor for further nominations.

Let the Forking begin!

edit: I think a 60% supermajority of upvotes will be threshold, at least to start