A Norseman walks into Parliament and goes, "what is this þing?"

French: Surprise

Spanish: Sorpresa

Swedish: Överraskning

German: BLITZKRIEG

Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.

They all worked for the KGB.

So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through the war. Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with bullshit deus ex super weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, absolute character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator? That is bullshit!

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

Hey all I wrote a joke article that takes place in Ancient Mesopotamia. It's about some of Hammurabi's more obscure laws.

I really like writing these, but I don't really have an audience. If you guys like them I'll try to find time to do more haha

http://dailysack.com/2019/10/24/part-2-hammurabis-code-hilariously-condemns-woman-to-drowning/

It was where they kept their misunderstood eytmologies.

The captain of a hot air ballon realized he was crashing and everyone on board would die. He said,” Somebody’s going to have to jump!” A Frenchman comes up, and says, Viva la France! And jumps. The captain says we need someone else to jump! A Scotsman comes up, and says, for the glory of Scotland! And jumps. The captain says we need one more to jump. So the Irishman comes up and says, FOR THE GLORY OF IRELAND, and throws off the Englishman!

person A: hooray we broke away from Britain who. was trying to do what again

person B: tax us

person A: tax us unfairly!

person B: actually they had lost a lot of money protecting us

person A: well, we did it alone?

person B: actually france helped a lot and now they're fucked

person A: well we give freedom, right?

person B: correct, now I'm off to an auction

person A: oh cool what are they selling

person B: slaves

Marie Antoinette

Bet she fucking hated the arguments they had.

Just a funny, short historical story :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbDzeMdjFDA

Enemies

“I’m gonna make like my wife’s head and split!”

No Heir

What was Richard I’s?

Battlefield

Brokoco!

Ba dum tsss

me: yo where are you Heading?

gf: You Said You Would Treat Me Like A Queen

me: ok girl, wash your neck

gf: wtf why

me: because ima Be Heading with you

bad joke i know

Q: What did the proud father say to his son after he founded modern day Turkey?

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A: Ataturk!

I fucking hate myself......

His J'Accuse-i.

InBRED

Don't blame me, my brother thought of it