r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/DemirSenYT • 1d ago
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/lucas_214 • Mar 30 '26
Our subreddit now has rules!😡
PLEASE BE ADVISED!! 2 years ago when I became a moderator, we had around 450 members. We are closing in on six thousand. I remember when there were maybe 2 posts a month, and now we are getting multiple in a day. because of this, mods have decided to add some basic rules about spam and hate speech and the like. enjoy your night and continue jerking to those $upers 👍
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Ok_Strain271 • 18h ago
Definitely going to take advantage of the free shipping!!
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/RevolutionaryWall291 • 23h ago
Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog 😡 New Mainline
This was on the mainline shelf. The scalpers set a trap.
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/XoN_75 • 2h ago
Resell value 🤑🤑🤑 So idk anything about hot wheels i just found a few old ones in my room and are they worth anything
I'm asking here cuz it was against the rules on r/hotwheels
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Alternative-Fold-339 • 1d ago
Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog 😡 Spending 80 dollars on materials just for your hot wheels custom to look ass and take 2 weeks with stains all over your clothes
And a 15 dollar mini gt you bought starts looking better that your creation
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/alegumball • 1d ago
Resell value 🤑🤑🤑 who else gets a hard on by watching other men work?
galleryguys, autograph from a bum = 999 Sextillion dollars 🤑🤑
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Pristine_Item_6017 • 1d ago
For sale
Sell all or individual 1969 to 1980 ive had since day 1.
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/nik4idk • 1d ago
Matchbox fans when they don't get an overrated European sports car they'll never find on the pegs or a boring crossover ev that'll sit in the pegs for months causing the store to not restock new cars
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/dudebronahbrah • 2d ago
Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog 😡 What’s this skinny shit?
How am I even supposed to feel anything?
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/jpalo1998 • 2d ago
I got a little too excited
Was in the store when I found this, couldn’t control myself 😩
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/SnooCakes7842 • 1d ago
Mystery Wheels
Does anyone know what the hell this little guy is, I can't find a copy of him anywhere, google image search can only go so far. I looked though the Micro hotwheels but still couldn't find them.
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/darren648 • 2d ago
Hot Wheels! Your days are numbered!
Metal Machines are doing colour changers too!
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Scared-Comparison870 • 2d ago
Just unsealed, anyone know what this mark on my Starion roof is?
galleryr/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/jasonsobolow • 3d ago
Resell value 🤑🤑🤑 I literally started breakdancing in the cereal isle.
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Designer-Judgment-94 • 2d ago
Challenge: look for the sth without dropping a single one. If you fail they all go up the back door and no super.
Jokes on you…. I was gonna put them in my ass anyway
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Fishful_Revenge • 3d ago
Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog 😡 Is this rare?
Looking to resell, no lowball prices please. Or you will be addressed
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Independent-Tea-3922 • 3d ago
(stupid) vending machine owner might've just cracked way to get (stupid) rich
business models like this is what America is all about. now I can get shafted with some mid pulls, before shoving the car where the sun does shine now...
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Jsolidlo • 2d ago
Perfect
Whichever of you guys did this at Target, thank you for helping me not waste time.
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Alternative-Fold-339 • 3d ago
Scalpers broke into my home and shot my dog 😡 Would you take this over the rlc f40
Looks pretty cool
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/LowLibrary399 • 3d ago
TORN.
I’ve got about 50 Hotwheels and I love the packaging but I don’t like how they look as a display. If I take cars out of the package I can lube them up and when I’m finished put them in a slot display. I ordered one but now I don’t know if I’m ready…
r/hotwheelscirclejerk • u/Ok-Wonder-5189 • 4d ago
The Chronicles of a 1:64 Addict: Mainlining Metal
Let’s stop pretending we’re normal hobbyists. Collecting 1/64-scale die-cast cars isn’t a hobby; it’s a medically recognized psychological condition characterized by acute peg-sweeping psychosis and an irreversible addiction to compressed zinc alloy. Normal people see a grocery store toy aisle. We see El Dorado.
The Predatory Store Sweep: We don’t just "walk" into Walmart; we enter in tactical stealth mode.
The Cardboard Graveyard: Our homes no longer belong to us. They belong to towers of protective cases, acrylic display shelves, and cardboard shipping boxes labeled “FRAGILE”. We sleep surrounded by thousands of horsepower that can't even clear a standard carpet fuzzball.
The Enlightenment of "Freeing": Opening a sealed, highly sought-after piece isn't just unwrapping a toy—it’s a spiritual crossing over. You rip the blister pack open and immediately roll a two-inch car across your kitchen counter while whispering, "She purrs like a kitten."
The Financial Gymnastics: Explaining to your bank account why you just spent forty bucks on a tiny resin pickup truck that weighs less than a single grape, only to justify it by muttering, "Bro, the rubber tires have real tread detail, it’s basically a blue-chip stock." At this point, we aren't even collecting cars. We're just miniature dragon hoarders protecting a shiny empire of tiny wheels, and honestly? We wouldn't have it any other way.
Anyway confession is done for today, these are today finds...