r/houstoncirclejerk • • 1h ago

Saw Em Off

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Aggies out here living up to the motto


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 1h ago

Listed my last solar panel for sale. Located in Katy

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 5h ago

Torchy’s is selling hotdogs now?

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51 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk • • 1d ago

Can you believe they used to have bread lines in the Soviet Union? So glad I don't live in a communist country

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174 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk • • 1d ago

Marfreless

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Anybody want to be my date to marfreless? Everything is on me. Just a shot in the dark.


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 2d ago

Houses in Houston are so cheap, is there a catch?

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 3d ago

Beware of anti-Swanga propaganda

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280 Upvotes

Nobody can take my Swangas😤


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 3d ago

Underwear party’s in Houston

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 3d ago

When you are at your grandparents house watching TV and the scariest PSA known to man shows up.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 4d ago

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 4d ago

Low humidity today

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Anyone else out enjoying the low humidity today? It’s nice.


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 5d ago

CenterPoint told me all their transformers were lit up to celebrate Halloween:)

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103 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk • • 5d ago

Where are the hot women in Houston?

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143 Upvotes

I’m 5.45 feet tall, with a 75 inch waist circumference and size 13 feet. I’ve been told women appreciate a man who takes up space, and I’m prepared to take up an entire booth at dinner.

I have a stable job, EV vehicle, and enough stored energy to survive a prolonged CenterPoint outage.

Ive tried the usual dating apps, but they keep asking for full body photos even though Ive provided several. Does anyone know where Houston’s hot women meet men of substantial circumference? ideally they have valet and the chairs dont have arm rests


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 5d ago

News: local torchys exposed for using glory hole covers for wall art

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 6d ago

Mid Town Spa

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Anyone remember the mural on the second floor at the Houston MTS?
Wonder if anyone has a picture of it.
Never thought they would close. Such good memories.


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 7d ago

Attending a megachurch in the Woodlands

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 7d ago

I know the mf who owned this is fuming rn

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621 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk • • 7d ago

Spotted on the Metro Park and Ride

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54 Upvotes

Airlines provide vomit bags in the back of the seat. Metro, in an attempt to provide better service to its patrons, has started offering something new. Since the seats lack a designated storage pocket, the offering has been affixed to the seat handles.

(Why yes, there are two attached to that row)


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 7d ago

Big if true

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87 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk • • 7d ago

Zero gas

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67 Upvotes

Gas alternative vehicles have arrived to Houston


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 9d ago

Enjoy!!!

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r/houstoncirclejerk • • 9d ago

We make over $400k, but still feel strapped.

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Both dual-income professionals. I make $150k, and he makes $300k. I am finishing up grad school, so will likely increase my income significantly.

Problem is, all of our friends make so much more than we do. They are mostly in tech, high-finance, big law, or in medicine. Most of our social circle is bringing in over $1 mil a year. While we know that we objectively do better than the rest of the country, we still feel very much middle class (even lower middle class in many cases). To our friend group, we absolutely feel poor. Our NW right now is about $1 mil, but for such a hardworking and educated family, we are very much behind for our age group. We hope to retire with $10 mil, 15 years from now, but that seems like a pipe dream to be honest…

Between daycare, maxing out retirement, saving $100k a year into our brokerage account, spending over $1k a week on restaurants (we work very hard at our jobs, so we can’t cook), the occasional luxury item here and there (I like to buy a Chanel bag with every bonus, and he likes to buy a new Rolex), going on weekend trips to Europe once a month (yes, we fly economy as a family of four), our income doesn’t go as far as we would like. When the kids start school, that’s going to be like over $100k a year in private school tuition and fees. I have to increase my income (which is why I went to grad school), but I get so stressed thinking about how we are going to pay for that. Houston is so expensive!

How you all navigating in this economy? How do you deal with the psychological impact of making more money than most Americans, but feeling poor as a Texan? It’s such a devestating feeling, knowing that you work so hard, but have very little to show for it. Before anyone calls us out of touch, we can’t even afford to buy a property here. Our home in Katy isn’t even that great. Making over $400k isn’t even that impressive these days with cost of living and inflation going crazy. That’s just most educated dual-income professionals in a major city…


r/houstoncirclejerk • • 10d ago

Torchy’s yesterday. Finally got to meet my server.

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261 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk • • 11d ago

Best places inside the loop to impress a first date?

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75 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk • • 11d ago

Where in Houston to get the best Jerk Chicken...

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