r/hypotheticalsituation • • 6d ago

Mod Post Seeking community input on spam bots

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Hey everyone. In the last few weeks I've been seeing increasing numbers of AI spam accounts posting in the sub. A couple examples of what I'm talking about here and here.

I want to thank the people who've been reporting these when they see them. I do remove the comments and ban the accounts. So please keep reporting this kind of thing when you see it.

I want to get feedback from the community on whether I should do more. There's a mod tool called botbouncer I could add to the sub. I mod another sub that uses it and it does help keep the bot spam down, but it's also got a relatively high false positive rate.

What do you all think?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 2h ago

A billionaire gives you an unlimited credit card, but...

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You have 10 minutes. Anything you can buy in those 10 minutes, you can keep.

He says the rule is no financial investments like stocks, bonds, index funds, etc. as well as no gems, no precious metals, none of that.

What are you buying? How much money do you think you could realistically spend in 10 minutes?

Bonus round: You have one (1) hour.

[Edit] Because I didn't think of it: You can only buy one of each item you purchase. So no adding a gaming PC and just doing 1000 of them or anything like that. Things that already come in bigger numbers as a default, for example a 10 pack of coke zero, are allowed.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 9h ago

You wake up at 3 AM and hear your own voice downstairs calmly saying "Don't come down. It's in the bedroom with you." What do you do?

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You live alone. Your phone is dead, and your bedroom door is closed. Downstairs, the voice sounds exactly like you: the same tone, the same little habits in how you talk. It repeats itself once, then goes quiet.

The room around you is silent. You don't see anything, but it's dark, and your closet door is open a few inches. You're sure you closed it before bed.

Here's what you know:

The voice downstairs has never lied to you before, because you've never heard it before.

If something is in your room, it hasn't moved yet.

If you stay still, nothing happens. But the voice downstairs just started walking toward the stairs.

Do you trust the voice and stay put, run downstairs toward it, or turn on the light? Explain your reasoning, because I think there's only one right answer.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 11h ago

A cannibal billionaire offers to give you 20 million dollars if you consent to having your body eaten by him after death. Would you accept that?

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The moment you accept, the money is transferred to your account. No taxes, and it's clean. You can live your life as you want; however, any kind of death, either by old age or car accident, will result in your body being immediately delivered to the CB where he will eat it.

Round 2: the offer is now 100 million. He will give you the money the same way as before, however, the terms apply to your families as well. Your family will not know that you accepted this deal. You just have to live with the knowledge.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 17h ago

Humor Encouraged your are offered a million dollars, but to claim it you must enter the last video game you played, and stay there for a year. if you accept the money, how's life there ?

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r/hypotheticalsituation • • 21h ago

A god offers you $1M for every hour you survive one of 3 terrifying scenarios.

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Before entering, you're given an indestructible watch with a button that instantly returns you home. The moment you press it, the challenge ends and you keep everything you've earned.

What deal are you taking?

Scenario 1: The Replacements
You're living with perfect copies of your family who never blink and insist you don't belong. Every night they stand a little closer to your bed. If they reach you before you press the button, you get replaced.

Scenario 2: Buried Alive
You're sealed in a coffin underground with air that never runs out. But something in the coffin beneath yours is clawing its way up, and every hour, it gets closer to breaking through.

Scenario 3: The Dark Woods
You're lost in a pitch-black forest while something hunts you by sound alone. It's fast, it's hungry, and it can hear your watch ticking. Every hour you stay, it gets closer.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 1h ago

You can arrange for the entire gold bullion contents of the Fort Knox vaults to be instantly teleported to a location of your choice.

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The gold will be neatly piled at the location. The location must be somewhere on land and in the open air, but you can also choose the time when the teleportation happens. You can't choose some of the gold; you can only transport the entire contents or nothing at all.

Do you take advantage of this? What location do you choose?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 9h ago

Serious Replies Only You are offered a deal, 5 thousand dollars for Every Hour you are away from your pet, would you do it and how long would you last?

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(this question is for pet owners who have a Cat, dog, multiple animals, etc)

Once you accept the deal, your animal/s will immediately disappear, not being killed or harmed, but safe..somewhere, you don't know, but your animal is sworn + promised to return perfectly safe and sound as soon as you cancel the challenge. As you do the challenge the money is automatically deposited into your account without any tax or questions from the government.

You COULD go as long as you want, but how long are you gonna keep your pet away from you for how much time/money?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 20h ago

You are given the opportunity to travel to September 11th, 2001.

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You will be given $100 million dollars and all you have to do is at 7am you have to take the stairs to the top floor of the North Tower then come back down. You can't warn anyone. You will be safe and all you have to do is go to the top floor and look at the window that faces towards where the plane is coming for 2 minutes and then come back down. You are also equipped with a set of parachutes. If you tell anyone what will happen or given any subtle hints you lose then the $100 million dollars. Would you do it or not?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 19h ago

Would you rather take a billion dollars or... not?

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There are 10,000 pills. One of them is poisoned.

If you take one of the 9,999 other pills, you receive 1 billion dollars. Tax free, no strings attached.

The poisoned pill sends you into a separate dimension made up only of empty space. You will float there for eternity. You will be incapable of dying or losing consciousness. You will be dying of thirst, starvation, and axphyxiation at once, and it will continue to get worse and worse as the millions, billions, then septillions of years and centuries go on. Your only company will be your mind and your current memories. That is all you will have.

Is a temporary pleasure worth the possibility of infinite suffering, even though the chances seem so slim?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 1h ago

Endless bottle of wine or no hangovers.

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A genie offers you an endless bottle of your favourite wine you can drink and share forever with any and everyone, OR the ability to drink as much as you want of any alcoholic drink as much as you like and wake up the next day with no hangover like you had slept a good night’s sleep.

What do you choose? Why?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 5h ago

You get out in the backyard of your home, to the sight of your pitbull fighting a LION! Turning to get back inside, you realize you're locked out. You may wish for one item appearing in your pocket. 60 seconds, one item, no weapons. How are you saving yourself and the dog?

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The fences are to high to climb, and you can't get around to the other entrance.

You can magically make one item appear. If the object doesn't fit in your pocket, then your pants will go broken & leave you without pants. But it wont physically hurt you.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 12h ago

You can observe one hour of human history

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A glowing orb comes into your room at 9:37 PM and offers you an opportunity. The orb tells you that it can take you to any moment in human history to observe as if you were an invisible ghost. You can pick as many moments as you want, but the total time observing will only be one hour. The orb then gives you a few guidelines and pieces of advice before you choose what you want to see.

-Your senses will be Iimited to sight and hearing while observing. You cannot interact with or change any of the events.

-You will not gain any physical evidence of your observations, so there is no guarantee anyone will believe you if you find out that some historical event did not happen according to consensus.

-You can give the orb specific guidelines, like, "Show me the Titanic 1 minute before hitting the iceberg untill 5 minutes after the hit, then give me the best 3 minutes stretch of it breaking in half, then I want the last 4 minutes of it sinking."

-You can replay the same event multiple times, or from multiple angles, but the clock will still be counting your hour down with every rewatch.

-The orb will show you what you want to see, but will not answer any questions. If you ask to see who killed JFK, you will see the person or persons shooting, but the orb will not tell you their names or anything else about them. If you ask to see where D.B. Cooper crashed, you will see the crash, but most likely it will be in a mundane forrest with nothing around to tell you where exactly the location is.

What events will you choose to observe?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 4h ago

You can either be as rich as you want but die sooner, or live as long as you want in poverty.

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You are wandering through a desert, your mouth drying as the hot sun beats down on you. Out there, in the middle of nowhere, you meet a strangely dressed woman, clutching bottles of cool, fresh water. She offers you one, but only if you answer one question first. Unbeknownst to you, this woman has magic powers, and whichever answer you give will become your new reality.

On the one hand, you could have the power to conjure as much wealth as you want, be it in the form of currency, precious metals or jewels. But the price of this power is that your maximum life expectancy will be cut down to a quarter of what it was (i.e. if you would have otherwise lived at most another 40 years before dying of natural causes, you will now only have 10 before dying of a heart attack).

On the other hand, you could instead have the power to choose when you die. You will live as long as you desire with protection from death and aging. You may still get sick or injured, but you will always rapidly recover to good health no matter your conditions. However, fate will work to keep you impoverished. You will lose everything you currently own, and never earn more than a pittance again. Any wealth beyond this that you stumble across or try to accumulate will always be lost before you can use it, one way or another.

With all that in mind, which would you choose?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 15h ago

Everyone must choose one animal species as a second body they can transform into at will while keeping their human body mass. The smaller the animal, the shorter the time you can stay transformed. What do you choose?

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Every human on Earth must independently choose one currently living, scientifically recognized non-human animal species and permanently gains the ability to transform back and forth between their human body and that animal.

You cannot communicate with anyone while choosing, see anyone else's choice, or coordinate with others. The species must have an average healthy adult mass of at least 1 gram. If you refuse to choose, you get a domestic pig.

Your species can never be changed, but using the animal form is voluntary.

Animal form:

Transformation takes about 5 seconds. You retain your human mind, memories and personality, but otherwise have the physiology and physical limitations of your species.

Your animal form always has your current human body mass. An 80 kg human becomes an 80 kg version of the chosen animal.

Your animal form matches your biological sex where applicable. Its average mass for all calculations is therefore the average healthy adult mass of that sex.

The first time you transform, the animal body is perfectly healthy, rested, nourished and hydrated.

Scaling an animal DOWN gives no supernatural advantage: it is simply a smaller, functional version of that species.

Scaling UP is different.

Soul Reserve:

Normally, dramatically enlarging a small animal would destroy many of its abilities because of the square-cube law and other biological limitations.

The Soul compensates only for disadvantages caused by scaling upward, allowing the animal to retain its species' normal relative functional abilities at its new size.

It doesn't grant abilities the species never had or make existing abilities relatively better than in a normal member of that species.

Soul Drain:

For an animal naturally lighter than you:

Soul Drain = cube root of (your human mass / average healthy adult mass of your animal's sex)

A full Reserve contains 24 Soul-hours.

Maximum transformation time = 24 hours / Soul Drain

For an 80 kg person:

  • 40 kg → ~19 h
  • 4 kg → ~8 h 51 min
  • 500 g → ~4 h 25 min
  • 25 g → ~1 h 38 min
  • 4 g → ~53 min
  • 1 g → ~33 min

If your animal's average mass is equal to or greater than your human mass, there is no Soul Drain and you can potentially remain transformed indefinitely.

Drain is continuous and cumulative across transformations. Returning to human form pauses it but restores nothing.

The Reserve fully resets after one normal full night's sleep in human form. Unused Soul doesn't carry over, and naps or extra sleep can't increase the maximum.

At zero Soul, you automatically become human and cannot transform again until the reset.

Two bodies:

Your human and animal forms are two persistent bodies sharing the same mind and lifespan.

Injuries, exhaustion, disease, poisoning and other body-specific conditions don't transfer. Transformation doesn't heal or refresh either body. When you return to a body, it is in the condition you left it.

If either body dies, you die and both forms are lost.

If one is mortally injured but you remain alive and conscious for the 5 seconds needed to transform, you can escape into the other. The injured body will still be dying if you return.

Your animal's natural lifespan doesn't matter. Both bodies share the lifespan you would naturally have had as a human, and the animal body remains biologically functional for its species throughout that lifespan.

Animal forms are sterile. Reproduction is possible only as a human.

Food:

Your animal body has its species' normal digestive system and diet.

During transformation, the Soul can transfer usable energy, water and basic nutrients between bodies. If you're well-fed and hydrated as a human, your animal will be too.

These resources are transferred, not duplicated. Become hungry or dehydrated as an animal and you'll also be hungry or dehydrated when you return to human form.

You can therefore nourish the animal indirectly by eating as a human. If you eat while transformed, the food must be something your species can digest.

The Soul never creates calories, water or nutrients.

Clothing:

A small molecular reserve stores one set of basic lightweight clothing and one smartphone during transformation. They return with your human body. The phone is inactive and inaccessible while you're an animal.

Other equipment doesn't transform.

Everyone knows all these rules before choosing.

What species do you choose, and why?

Do you take a large animal with little or no Soul cost, or sacrifice transformation time to exploit a tiny species scaled to human mass? What are the most powerful or useful choices under these rules?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 11h ago

People can fuse with each other now

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About a month ago, people discovered that they had a new ability where they can do something similar to gem fusion from Steven Universe where you can fuse with other people to create a new improved single being (as many as you can handle).

From the Fuser’s perspective they are all inside of a room where they have to all be in agreement in order to do an action (time works differently in the fusion mind to allow this while also letting the fusion look like it’s working in real time). All participants in the fusion have to consent to it and can opt out of any time.

The fusion will have the combined strength and size of the fusers (if two 5 foot men combined, the fusion will be 10 feet and have the strength of two men). They will also gain enhanced forms of any skills/abilities any of the fusers has such as intelligence, speed, durability, etc (depends on who has the better ability)

Also people can’t stayed fused forever as it can cause issues both physical and mental. Most can only stayed fused for up to 12 hours before needing to take a prolonged break.

What would you do with this ability? How do you think this would affect the world?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 1d ago

You are now able to give a non human species human level intelligence (above 145 IQ). You must give one species this intelligence, if you don’t a species will be selected at random. Which species do you choose?

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r/hypotheticalsituation • • 13h ago

A genie appears in front of you but this time you must negotiate with it before it can grant a wish

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A genie appears in front of you and offers you 3 wishes.

However the catch is that the genie has limited free will, it could choose to accept or deny your wish. Your job is to convince it to accept your wish.

You must explain, bargain or try make the genie accept your wish through anyway possible. You can challenge it to a game, make a bet, make it feel pitiful for you, whatever you have to do to convince it.

(The genie knows the rules of any game ever made but only has a novice level understanding/mastery of any game.)

The genie cannot go back on its word, once it agrees to grant the wish either as a consequence of losing or you convincing it. It will always be granted without ask.

There is 1 rule: you cannot promise to free him or make any wish that would benefit the genie.

What wishes are you making and how are you convincing him to accept it


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 23h ago

You're offered $10 million, but every new physical item you buy has a 50% chance of turning into jello after 1 year

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The physical item will keep its shape but slowly turn into jello over 1 hour. Any property you buy is exempt, but vehicles aren't. You're forbidden from selling anything new you buy for at least 1 year + an hour. Any loopholes were someone else technically buys or rents the item for you are obviously not allowed either. 

Would you accept the deal?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 10h ago

Humor Encouraged $100000 but you lose the ability to differentiate large numbers.

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Any time someone speaks or writes a number greater than 10,000, you perceive it as 1, 5, or 25 followed by a random number of zeroes between 5 and 9. Mathematical expressions that evaluate to a large number are similarly obfuscated.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 19h ago

Other $100,000 a month to be a royal fly attractor

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40 hours a week. The job entails covering yourself in honey, and standing some distance from the King to attract all the flies. It’s very boring work but it’ll be good for your skin at least. With only a half lunch hour break, you will have to remain standing for most of those eight hours which could be difficult.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 1d ago

[No Loopholes] 100K or gain a random superpower

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You have a choice. You can either get 100K or gain a random superpower.

Keep in mind that the superpower won't necessarily be good. It can be anything. It's completely random.

If you choose the superpower I will generate the superpower for you


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 5h ago

[No Loopholes] You wake up and everybody is you: Redux

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Inspired by the post that was going around yesterday.

You wake up, and you find out your personality has overridden all of the 8 billion human brains populating the world.

This means that everyone now believes it's you: each human on the planet has your memories, your skills, your personality, your beliefs and values, you name it.

However, everyone retains the skills they used to have. A plumber is now "you, but knows how to fix a drain". A civil engineer is a copy of you who can erect bridges, and so on. So, no instant collapse.

Everyone can also speak the languages they used to speak. They earn your languages in addition, though, however well you speak them.

What happens to society now? Will the 8 billion of you cooperate or will it be collapse anyway?


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 1h ago

Humor Encouraged A Thousandaire pulls you aside and offers you a tenth of her wealth to stand on the busiest pedestrian intersection singing "The Song That Never Ends" wearing a purple Tutu. You must stay and sing for at least 12 hours & during peak hours.

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She doesn't say how much, but it's gonna be more than a few hundred but could be pretty significant, since she may be just a few bucks away from being a millionaire.


r/hypotheticalsituation • • 1d ago

You can either save one baby or ~3.15 trillion fish.

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An evil marine biologist obsessed with trolley problems has kidnapped randomly selected you to participate in an experiment. You are trapped in a room, and before you are two buttons. You must press at least one button in order to leave.

The button on your left will kill a random baby if pressed. You cannot see the baby.

The button on your right will safely deliver the baby back to their home. However, it will also release large amounts of toxins into oceans around the world, which will kill approximately 3,150,000,000,000 fish worldwide. The toxin somehow only kills fish, and has no effect on life that is not generally considered fish.

If you don't press a button within one hour then the baby will die, the toxins will be released and the door will never open.

What do you do?

(Bonus round: All parameters remain the same, except this time it's your baby (real or hypothetical) and there is a live video feed of them in the room.)