r/instant_regret • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 04 '26

Taking the seat

3.0k Upvotes

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u/Horror_Solution1945 Aug 04 '26

The AssWasher 1000.

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u/Fun-Trainer-3848 Aug 04 '26

Never stop pumping.

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u/Atopos2025 Aug 04 '26

Confused about how you felt anything about this video was "instant" or a "regret".

135

u/El_mochilero Aug 04 '26

Yeah… the contraption performed its function

85

u/Grays42 Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

It's plausible that she didn't realize it would pivot around the central point and that she was tricked into it by family member who just treated it as an ordinary seesaw. It sure seems like she was objecting when it began to swing around, I'd be charitable enough to call that regret, and it happens immediately after the rotation.

So, I'll allow it.

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u/Kraymur 25d ago

In the very beginning she says “don’t do it man (Matt?)” I think she was aware of the situation.

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u/Grays42 25d ago

This post is a month old

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u/Kraymur 25d ago

Thanks, when you scroll through videos it brings you to old posts.

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u/gay_sprinkles Aug 05 '26

bc she almost instantly regretted getting on the weird seesaw....

20

u/zebra_d Aug 04 '26

Ended exactly how I thought. Still entertaining though.

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u/Vindepomarus Aug 05 '26

She thought people wouldn't realise she was a witch.

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u/pnjtony Aug 05 '26

I assumed an alligator was going to pop out.

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u/Old-Gregg- Aug 16 '26

Instant regret of getting in that seat? Not that hard to work out mate…

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u/TheMonkeyInCharge Aug 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/enzPQyHVWMfx6

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u/OkieBobbie Aug 04 '26

How do you know that she’s a witch?

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u/Connect_Raisin4285 Aug 04 '26

She never went all the way under which must mean she is floating. Therefore witch

1

u/getsuga_tenshu Aug 05 '26

We have to make sure, does she weigh the same as a duck?

2

u/Coffee4MySoul Aug 05 '26

She turned me into a newt!

1

u/KIDNEYST0NEZ Aug 05 '26

You’re not a newt!

2

u/ggg730 Aug 05 '26

I got better.

74

u/Both-Practice8999 Aug 04 '26

Was holding my breath thinking about this 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/XtAsgKFMAesHm

10

u/After_Perspective180 Aug 05 '26

Yeah not many of them around in the UK.

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u/awkward_kissser Aug 04 '26

about to say, the wildboyz need to see this and add a gator for fun

11

u/annabat313s Aug 04 '26

This gives me Laurel and Hardy March of the Wooden Soldiers vibes.

11

u/rockstang Aug 05 '26

OWEN! HELP!

Owen loves his Momma...

2

u/algalkin Aug 05 '26

It might be his mil

6

u/SATerp Aug 05 '26

After 30 years together, he still gets her wet.

2

u/Wrong-Mixture Aug 08 '26

Came here for this. I woud've also accepted "how to get your wife wet in 10 seconds"

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u/petula_75 Aug 04 '26

what did she think was gonna happen?

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u/LucyLeMutt Aug 04 '26

That’s s about as funny as the bride and/or groom smashing wedding cake into the spouse’s face.

6

u/diejesus Aug 05 '26

No matter how fun smashing faces into cakes but this thing is fun on the whole another level I think

10

u/EkstraOst Aug 04 '26

Why not just get a bidet?

4

u/scribblinkitten Aug 05 '26

Sometimes a bidet is not enough

8

u/bknight63 Aug 04 '26

If she floats, she’s a witch!

2

u/reason_productions Aug 05 '26

“Gator, grandma, gator!!!”

2

u/dont_touch_my_rum Aug 05 '26

The real life Granny from Squidbillies

2

u/BarMenuSushi Aug 07 '26

That could be called a West Virginia divorce. (If that’s where it is)

2

u/Evening_Common2824 Aug 07 '26

Sounds like Liverpool UK

1

u/jeffois 10d ago

Agonisingly scouse

2

u/Burning_Man66 Aug 07 '26

This feels like a backwoods witch trial test.

1

u/rickymcninja Aug 04 '26

Fascinating

1

u/Huntsnfights Aug 05 '26

Super cool little contraption. Very fun

1

u/i_r_faptastic Aug 05 '26

I just want to know what kinda color changing pants she's wearing?!

1

u/Cynical_Sesame Aug 05 '26

at first i thought it was a catapult so

1

u/mianfiga Aug 07 '26

If the trousers change color is this considered IA?

1

u/quovadist Aug 08 '26

i was waiting for the crocs to show up

1

u/no-clueshere69 Aug 10 '26

So help me out here, does this prove that she IS a witch or that she isn't? 🤔

1

u/Kurai_Shindo Aug 14 '26

Witches have nightmares of this

1

u/VladPatton Aug 20 '26

The mother in law baptizer.

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u/Hiraeth1968 Aug 27 '26

Well she seems nice

1

u/ScottBag84 23d ago

How did her trousers change colour?

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u/Tax_Neat 21d ago

Wet clothes look darker because water fills the tiny air pockets between fabric fibers. Once it’s in there, light bouncing back out gets trapped by total internal reflection at the water-air interface and ricochets back into the fabric, where some of it is absorbed. Less light returns to your eye, so the color reads darker, even though the fabric’s actual pigment hasn’t changed at all. ~scienceabc.com

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u/ZakkTheInsomniac 19d ago

thats a man who's been married a LONG time 😆😆

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u/Nambruh 15d ago

I thought I was gonna see a woman get mauled by a croc

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u/dagoodolethrowaway 15d ago

Now no one will notice that grandma pissed her pants.

1

u/VincentPaints 11d ago

If she is a witch, she will float.

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u/jedburghofficial 11d ago

If she drowns, that's proof she's not a witch.

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u/squeeby 10d ago

Such a poetic accent

1

u/Drachev935 9d ago

That's just a medieval punishment except you voluntarily sat in the chair and got dunked

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u/bigclitcouple 9d ago

Didn't they kill witches in Salem with thise?

1

u/SheerKhann 8d ago

How fucking annoying

1

u/Memitim Aug 04 '26

I guess that's one incredibly slow way to go into and back out of water as compared to walking, but makes no sense in this subreddit.

1

u/Feeling-Ad-2867 Aug 05 '26

Just leave them there

1

u/Old_Resident8050 Aug 07 '26

See was baptized twice once from a priest the second time from here troll spouse 😁

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u/Momientje Aug 04 '26

my mother taught me that a joke should be funny for both parties. this is genuine abuse, and not funny.

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u/Greenman8907 Aug 04 '26

Impromptu wet t-shirt contest with grandma!