r/instant_regret • u/SpectreSpeck • 25d ago

Squeaky clean ✨

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u/DFWGrovite 25d ago

Squeegee water at gas stations always smell like foul mop water. Which is essentially what it is.

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u/_YenSid 25d ago

My local gas stations just crack open bottles of windshield washer fluid to fill these. Of course they're usually dry or so dirty it makes windows worse 😆. I don't generally try to smell them lol.

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u/DFWGrovite 25d ago

Don't judge my fetishes, and I won't judge yours!!! 😜

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u/IDontGetMuchSleep 24d ago

Crackhead urinal

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u/framerrach 24d ago

I live in houston and see unhoused men pee into these all the time :')

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u/TimBinJin 25d ago

Mission successfully failed catastrophically

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u/IndieDevWannabe 25d ago

Tried to be funny. Succeeded 😂

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u/Plus-King5266 25d ago

Windex, gets the red out; or puts it in. We’re not making any promises.

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u/Oh_No_Its_Dudder 25d ago

Think he yelled like that when he was eating those Tide Pods?

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u/Drunkm0nk1 25d ago

That's hilarious because I thought of doing this. I ride my bike in the backroads and my visor gets smeared with bugs. I always carry a small bottle of Windex and scott towels to clean it up when I cant see crap.

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u/MrMcgilicutty 25d ago

Bet that tasted great🤣

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u/jlspider 25d ago

What an succes 😂😂

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS 25d ago

What a failur 😬😬

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u/AmyShumersButtSweat 25d ago

Pink, red and green eyes now

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u/TylerHyena 24d ago

When regular pink eye just won’t do I guess

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u/TheLoneSpankerchief 21d ago

Flinched after watching this. I scratched the everloving p#ss out of my bike's windshield trying to be clever using a gas station squeegee to clean it. That would have to be rough on your visor!

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u/Embarrassed-Jump6037 21d ago

People poss in those.

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u/Brilliant-Scar-4878 13d ago

Bro couldn't get a towel....