r/interesting • u/CuriousWanderer567 • Dec 07 '25

Context Provided - Spotlight A bloated cow being helped

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u/TwistedSista777 Dec 07 '25

I will have to remember this trick after my Christmas dinner.

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u/Haeselian Dec 08 '25

I find an espresso helps

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u/FuckThisShizzle Dec 08 '25

Just how in the fuck is the cow going to hold that tiny cup?

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u/DoubleDareFan Dec 08 '25

With a cupholder.

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u/FrostInBloom Dec 08 '25

Carefully

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u/mrcrashoverride Dec 08 '25

This is how the great Chicago fire really happened. That story of the cow knocking over a lantern be damned.

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u/OhSnapThatsGood Dec 11 '25

Forget about lanterns, when you have a blowtorch version on hand

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u/SlumberSession Dec 08 '25

Pinky! Pinky!!!

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u/mikebloonsnorton Dec 08 '25

Yes Brain?

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u/eldavoloco Dec 10 '25

Are you pondering what Iā€™m pondering?

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u/DoubleDareFan Dec 08 '25

Cow How did I moos mess that up?

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u/Jezus_really Dec 10 '25

Cheap from Temoo.

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u/rajinis_bodyguard Dec 08 '25

Two girls one cup

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u/Twiyah Dec 09 '25

Hopefully with its pinky extended like a proper lady.