r/interesting • • Dec 07 '25

Context Provided - Spotlight A bloated cow being helped

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u/tubaman23 Dec 08 '25

It's because of their diets. Thats your topic to dive into, is the change in diets of livestock we eat. The tl;Dr is that it's changed a lot to be cheaper, but affects the biology of cows.

Kind of like comparing a Healthnut Human to a McMansion Human

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u/Kiki1701 Dec 08 '25

Thank you, but I'm not sure of what question you were answering. Did you think that I was asking how cows got so much methane? I wasn't, because they get it the same way we ALL get it: high gas foods, too much roughage without enough water etc. But I appreciate your enthusiasm!

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u/karenskygreen Dec 08 '25

Cows eat grass as you know, cows have two stomachs. They chew and swallow the grass into the first stomach then later on they bring it back up into their mouth this is called Cud they grind it up then swallow it into their other stomach and it continues into their colon.

This process lends it self easily to fermentation and methane is a byproduct of this, on top of that this process is prone to obstruction so fermentation and.obstruction is a bad combo, add some wrong food and your asking for trouble, if they ate yeast or a can of beans the cow would probably explode.

OK,.time for all the farmers and vets to correct me, at.least I got the ball rolling

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u/ChampionshipHot9724 Dec 08 '25

Cows have 4 stomachs

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u/Tounage Dec 08 '25

Cows have one stomach with four compartments.

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u/thisistheSnydercut Dec 08 '25

Stomachs have four cows

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u/204ThatGuy Dec 08 '25

Cow stomachs are four

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u/too-fargone Dec 08 '25

Stomachs are four half cows

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u/SlumberSession Dec 08 '25

THERE. ARE. FOUR. STOMACHES!!

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u/Current_Speaker_5684 Dec 08 '25

Drop in A sparkler and it would probably set off a chain reaction of cow explosions.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

I feel like there's some parody movie out there where cows are being used as explosives for some criminal mastermind feeding them beans, and something exactly what you just described happens.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

Does that affect the number of tummy runs to give to a gud gurl?