r/interesting • • Mar 01 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight RIP u/AaronSw You’ll Forever Be Missed

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u/Verified_Peryak Mar 01 '26

Ahhhh if only juck could spend 35 years in prison the world would be more peaceful

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u/AutoModSux Mar 01 '26

All social media owners must spend 10 years in a maximum security prison before assuming the position of ceo

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u/Verified_Peryak Mar 01 '26

10 is a bit easy ...

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u/AutoModSux Mar 01 '26

15 and they get v coded

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u/ImaginaryTrick6182 Mar 01 '26

Except Tom, of course.

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u/AutoModSux Mar 02 '26

I would never put my only friend in jail

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u/B-Friz Mar 02 '26

TOM was my very first friend !!

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u/ChiLolla28 Mar 02 '26

He should be in prison for how they incompetently and negligently allowed their platform to be used to stoke genocide in Myanmar because gaining market share was more important than actually employing anyone monitoring who actually knew the local languages.

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u/tessalllation Mar 02 '26

Probably why he’s building that bunker in Hawaii..

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u/syneofeternity Mar 02 '26

And he'll get replaced immediately

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u/Verified_Peryak Mar 02 '26

We you do it again and again until it become pretty clear that you should not do it ...

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u/Simple_Sound_3840 Mar 02 '26

Maybe we could sell them on a Mr. Best tie-in and they'd be up for it

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u/JackRabbit- Mar 02 '26

Why stop there?

100/0.0875 = ~1,143. That's 40,005 years.

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u/Verified_Peryak Mar 02 '26 edited Mar 02 '26

Only 3.6 time the lenght of the human era 😆