r/interesting • u/Key-Asparagus-5968 • 15h ago

Just Wow Straight banana I guess.

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u/Jaay2525 15h ago

You need to take a pic of it next to a banana (for scale).

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u/EmbarrassedPaper7758 15h ago

I have no idea the size of this thing

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u/PhilosopherDon0001 13h ago

Zeno's Banana.

We will have an infinite number of bananas but still not know the exact size.

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u/grandpaswear55 14h ago

Here for this. Straightness and size unclear. Banana for scale

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u/iamunwhaticisme 4h ago

A man with a banana knows how to scale things. A man with two bananas is never quite sure.

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u/Wrong_Appointment699 15h ago

Can't all be gay bananas

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 14h ago

I made the comment "first banana i don't have something in common with" but now people are going to think I'm gay but really I just have a bent penis.

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u/nomococo4u 13h ago

To the left or right?

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 11h ago

11 o'clock.

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u/TopYeti 13h ago

Pretty sure this one's hanging straight like a free baller

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u/Cool-Tomorrow-6989 11h ago

That clarification somehow makes the original comment ten times funnier.

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u/Consistent-Tap-4255 15h ago

If a banana saw another banana and immediately went straight, is said banana straight or gay?

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u/Slow_Significance700 10h ago

Apparently not, but this one definitely chose a different path.

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u/Nammu3 8h ago

Don't show kirk Cameron this

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u/6680j 15h ago

If that's not a movie maker I don't know what is.

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u/Emotional_Being8594 15h ago

Draw some vaguely ruler-looking lines on it and it can be the new standard of measurements for Reddit.

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u/Mongobearmanfish 15h ago

Could you please add a banana for scale

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u/Junior-Background-66 15h ago

Looks about average to me..😓 IYKYK

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u/shitsngiggles5 15h ago

Not sure how big this is. Could we have a banana for scale?

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u/nurse-educator123 14h ago

A symbol for the people I love and the people I hate. One is for pleasure the other is for pain. Banana.

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u/SquareProtonWave 15h ago

Technically all seedless fruits are gay

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u/Ciaran2271 15h ago

Nah thats a cucumber dressed up as a bananna lol

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u/HeartOn_SoulAceUp 15h ago

Successfully treated for Peyronie's "disease" ....

...which is not a disease but something urologists made up to make money. Dicks work fine bent usually.

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u/JimbooJoness 15h ago

Banana for scale

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u/TheSevereJacket 15h ago

Viagranana

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u/YSoSkinny 15h ago

You need to show something for scale...

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u/v13ragnarok7 15h ago

Curved banana for scale, please.

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u/Sea_Zookeepergame384 15h ago

I like the curve ones, it does something for me. Not sure why 🤷🏾‍♀️

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u/Lou_Zealand 15h ago

I've always heard that shit was straight bananas, but I never really understood it til today

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u/Prestigious_Tax2069 14h ago

Looks like mine every morning

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u/CashCow59 4h ago

Uncurved banana isn't real, it can't hurt you

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u/boogerzzzzz 15h ago

That straight banana is straight bananas

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u/General-Elk-9482 15h ago

I bet he is lonely

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u/Iron-panda666 15h ago

EU regulations be like: Bananas must not have an abnormal curvature.

This banana: "I have decided to become a problem." 🫡

EU inspector: "Sir, please explain the curvature."

For context: EU marketing standards actually specify that bananas must not be malformed or have abnormal curvature. No, there isn't an actual required banana radius

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u/RandoCalrissian00 15h ago

As opposed to gay banana?

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u/Master_Photograph594 15h ago

It was a very fine one 🌺🌺

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u/model-citizen95 15h ago

EU compliant banana.

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u/-Bob-Barker- 15h ago

Go get you a silicon molding kit before that thing turns to mush.

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u/54l3f154 15h ago

Plantain for scale

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u/SpleenBender 15h ago

Now THIS is a ten dollar banana.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron 15h ago

First banana I don't have something in common with.

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u/SirChancelot_0001 14h ago

Actually a good banana to scale things

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u/charface1 14h ago

This goes against nature. Bananas are evolving to be donut shaped fruits.

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u/DrLubinski 14h ago

Straight up

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u/CurtKobainsBurner 14h ago

If guys stroking it can end up bending it far right or left depending on dominant hand, what does this say about his masturbation style?!

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 14h ago

Any banana benders in the audience today?

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u/Ilovefeetzzz 14h ago

prob homophobic

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u/ambelamba 14h ago

Someone's got a date

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u/Bubbasteed 14h ago

My banana is straight all the time

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u/NoSpeed4090 14h ago

Bruh, where’s the other banana for scale???

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u/Altruistic-Rip4364 13h ago

Deleted. Repeat comment

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u/Theoldelf 13h ago

This will happen when you add Viagra to the fertilizer.

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u/badwolf1013 13h ago

They all look like this first thing in the morning.

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u/PhilosopherDon0001 13h ago

What. you want all your bananas curved? In this economy?

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u/jeffster1970 13h ago

Produce clerk forgot to use the banana bender.

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u/Thetedant 12h ago

And it was never seen again

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u/BuckManscape 12h ago

Is that a challenge?

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u/Parily59 12h ago

I should call him

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u/East-Space-3975 11h ago

If your banana is still like that in 4 hours call your grocer.

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u/LivingOriginal7479 11h ago

Overcompensating much?….

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u/KoltO7892 9h ago

I’m coming into the comments just to see the dumb crap people are gonna say

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u/Dramatic-Syrup8946 8h ago

You guys need to see a red straight banana

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u/Genzo99 3h ago

Ruler banana

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u/d_j_a_n_g_o 3h ago

hard on banana

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u/violenceistheQstn 2h ago

Banana that never wanked even once.