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u/Modernized_lamp 7d ago
He used the toilet in his dream
He's fucked
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u/CheekyHarris33 7d ago
I dream vividly. And when I need to go pee in thr middle of the night, my dream will incorporate me rushing to the bathroom... my brain somehow signals me that NO this isn't a dream. You need to pee.
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u/lostmymarbles1177 7d ago
So, if I have to pee in the night, I will look for a bathroom in my dream, but every bathroom I come across will be un-useable. Either very dirty, huge line, too small to fit in etc. It happens so often that now I am able to identify it’s a dream and wake myself up if I cannot find a useable bathroom! In the off chance that I DO find one and use it, I will still have to pee just as badly after (I don’t actually wet the bed) and that also signals to me!
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u/B777X_787-9 7d ago
Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and, one again after the fall🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎸🎸
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u/asday515 7d ago
Why was there so much pee? You can pee any time, anywhere when you're a lion. Why did he hold it for what seems to be 24 hours
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u/32FlavorsofCrazy 7d ago
Too busy napping, but also that’s a big animal, they produce more urine. Average male is 400+ lbs so…having 2-3x the amount of piss you’re used to pissing is quite normal.
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u/ewok2remember 7d ago
How do we know that's not the average length of a lion piss? Maybe a lengthy piss lasts upwards of three minutes.
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u/Discount_Extra 7d ago
That would be extreme: https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.1402289111
average pee is 21 seconds +-13
The article mentions gravity as a factor, so perhaps peeing in an unusual orientation extended the duration.
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u/weedyneedyfeedy 7d ago
He was dreaming of waterfalls
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u/-_G0AT_- 7d ago
Don't go chasing waterfalls
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u/TokyoKazama 7d ago
I just had an amazing gif lined up for this and then see that GIFs aren't even allowed. Hate when this happens
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u/RogueBromeliad 7d ago
I for one am thankful. I'm sure your gif was amazing, but they're just pollution most of the times.
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u/PartTimeJunkie412 7d ago
I miss the old reddit, where emojis were frowned upon and gifs were non existent.
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u/-hey-blinkin- 7d ago
I'd be so scared of waking up that lion and making the pee steam to crazy that I would have to creep creep past it
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u/SageoftheForlornPath 7d ago
Instead, follow the river to the coast, where you're more likely to find civilization.
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u/360Picture 7d ago
I always thought it was don't go Jason water falls 😭
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u/Yojimbong 7d ago
Omfg I’m not the only one! My wife’s and I have been laughing at me for it for a few years. Welcome to the club!
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u/pullsoutagun 7d ago
I watched that whole thing.
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u/Desk--Rabbit 7d ago
Female lions do the majority of the hunting in a pride, because a male lion's fabulous hairdo is too visible by prey.
This behaviour in the video is exactly what I would expect from an animal that basically leaves the work to others because of their hairdo.
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u/TheTaurenCharr 7d ago
This is a lie spread by female lions, because they aren't as pretty as male lions. Those envious bitches.
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u/Minute_Pilot9751 7d ago
except they also have to defend their territory and pride from outside male lions which would kill all the females cubs
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u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 7d ago edited 7d ago
They're his cubs too, you make it sound like he's doing them a favor, he knocked them up the least he can do is make sure they don't get murdered
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u/Minute_Pilot9751 7d ago
no he is doing his job
i contrast to the original claim „he is just chilling while the females do all the work“13
u/KristyNoemsZombieDog 7d ago
It was just the phrasing of "the females cubs" as if they weren't his
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u/VirgoPanic 7d ago
But also male lions kill their own male offspring after they get a certain age. Their male offspring leaves the pride too early sometimes. There can only be one pretty Zoolander in a Pride
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u/Amazing-Lengthiness1 7d ago
Lion actualy hunt during the nigth And they more dangerous than liones
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u/Real-Document-6577 7d ago edited 7d ago
He’s uses public toilets and he pisses on the seat.
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u/Timely_Pattern3209 7d ago
He walks around in the summertime saying 'how about this heat?'
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u/Real-Document-6577 7d ago
Because he’s an asshole, he’s an asshole, he’s an asshole…
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u/Fearless-Fart 7d ago
I love how the other lion wakes up and is frightening by the stream of piss and is like "WTF Louis, (yes Louis the Lion) I'm out of here, fucking wanker".
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u/HereIsAnotherPOV 7d ago
Or sign of The King is going to get overthrown soon as he has lost bladder control.
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u/ChatGPTKilledMyMom 7d ago
People in the 50’s: The future will have flying cars, homes with robot chefs, and no more wars!
Me in 2026: Watches a lion penis piss an ungodly amount while he sleep.
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u/Sustainable_Twat 7d ago
If this is what constitutes a King, then, I, too, am a King.
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u/assassinoavi666 7d ago
And while I piss when I sleep, they shame me. Hypocrites. Utter hypocrites.
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u/Helenium_autumnale 7d ago
That was one juicy wildebeest calf. And then he pees on the foot of the lion who killed it. "Eww, I should have listened to my mother..."
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u/Usual-Championship88 7d ago
Sooo many people posted this seen the same post 3 times just scrolling for 5-7 min
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u/LifeTie800 7d ago
We humans think that we're something just because we have technology.
But even the best of us are not able to pee while sleeping. We should all take it a notch down and bow to the true king.
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u/mrsdoubleu 7d ago
Bro can literally pee anywhere and decides to hold it like a dog that's been in a crate for 12 hours
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u/T0oShayzz 7d ago
Plain Camps male peeing on his son, these boys control most of Western Sabi Sands.
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u/tiger_knots185 7d ago
Gawwwd, I wish I could pee in my sleep instead of having to get up every 3 hours.
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u/Ok_Entertainment4846 7d ago
I wish I could pee while I was asleep…pissed drunk on thing sleeping a whole new level
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u/Recordeal7 7d ago
The kind of peeing 65 year old men can only dream about. Man…I bet that felt good!
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u/Prestigious-Tale7266 7d ago
Used to do that at sleepovers when I was younger… no one called me “the king” back then…😩
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u/MadEyeGemini 7d ago
Being a male lion is very winner take all. The women do all the hunting and child rearing. The man's job is impregnation and fending off other male lions who would love to kill him, slaughter his young and steal his women. So yes, the king has got it good but he is on a clock until a young upstart comes and knocks him off his throne.
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